RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I just read the first post.... and you should have followed his lead and started somethign with your girl. just like goose would have done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Rum what kinda riding gloves you gotsovadea?! ill play to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 what? my riding gloves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 i need some real gloves i've been rockin these nike batting gloves i better straiten up and fly right or i'll be flying rubber dogshit outta hongkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 GOOSE GOT SHOT DOWN!! DONT FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 someone has to be pussy-ass cougar add caption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 +1 for the airhorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 hahaha... that guy's the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 YOUR THE SHITTY WING MAN !!! Your boy opend up a huge oppertunity for an all out Roman style gang bang and your dick was so shrivled you could do nothing about it. You had 2 girls, (one of witch is givin yer boy a handy) and you could not close the deal. If these were high skoolers I'd let you slide but these were collage chicks!!! you are a pussy for not evan trying anything. don't evan respond you have no ground to stand on . and she aint that shy if she is willing to spend the night on the couch with you, you just got no game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 This is easy. You mention the episode to this girl and be like "Ohmygawd, wasn't that gross?" She'll agree and you now have an inside joke. You laugh about it and forget about ever getting a handjob frm this girl because it's considered "icky". By the way, referring to your friend as a "wingman" certifies you as a grade A Bro and you're on your way to pledging the frathouse of your dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Yeah dude I would have said straight up "I'm not asleep you fucking freaky ass mafuckas I don't want to hear the sound of you strumming his little cock so go to the other room before you get smacked." They would have been like "Damn" and walked away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 At least he did good enough to get you to being on the couch, the worlds worst wingman would have fucked it up from 'Hi my name is...' I can remember at least one coked the fuck up night where I have rocked that.. hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 maverick doesn't even wear a helmet (unless hair gel counts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 maverick advertises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Maverick: Yes, ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate. Charlie: How's that lieutenant? Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG-28 do -- Goose: We!...We. Maverick: Sorry, Goose. WE happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive. Charlie: Where did you see this? Maverick: That's classified. Charlie: It's what? Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Charlie: Lieutenant, I have top secret clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you. Maverick: Well, ma'am, it doesn't seem so in this case now does it. Charlie: So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you? Maverick: Well, WE -- Goose: Thank you. Maverick: -- started up on his six, when he pulled through the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Maverick: Because I was inverted. Iceman: (cough) B------t. Goose: No, he was, man. It was a really great move. He was inverted. Charlie: You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28? Maverick: Yes, ma'am. Charlie: At what range? Maverick: About two meters. Goose: Well, it's actually about one and a half, I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's, he's right there. Must be one and a half. Maverick: It was a nice picture.... Goose: Thanks, man. I like my pictures.... Charlie: Uh, Lieutenant. What were you doing there? Goose: Communicating. Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, uh, you know, giving him "the bird." Goose: You know -- "the finger." Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose. Goose: I'm, I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Charlie: [to Maverick] So you're the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 fucking AWESOME reading that makes me feel fuckin cool ass shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 i would have to agree that your buddy did set you up pretty nicely.. i mean all he can do is set the table its completely up to you after that...he thought you two were asleep?? why would he think that unless you both were sitting over there lights out...if i was him i woulda brought his breezy upstairs for the whole show but thats nether here nor there...point is you said she was shy but it kinda seems you were a little timid yourself otherwise you woulda beat skins or at least got a measly hand job....he has the right to get his too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 thank you i was just about to bitch at you for changing the subject of this thread because it's obviously Top Gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 The World's Worst Wingman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 thank you i was just about to bitch at you for changing the subject of this thread because it's obviously Top Gun sorry had to get that off my chest...or should i say flight suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 note the official stunna shades on the brutha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 sorry had to get that off my chest...or should i say flight suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 soup. your ego's writing checks your body cant cash. what a great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 my wingman.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you should have one upped him on the blowjob tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Actually I hear that hot women make the best wingmen. Girls hate to see an attractive guy with another girl. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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