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So I get a call from my friend's girlfriend that her friend is back from college, remembers me from highschool, and wants to hang out. The girl's beyond fit, but a bit shy, so I take it slow, hang out a few times. Then last night my friend, his girlfriend, this girl, and I go see a late movie. Afterwards we go back to my friend's gf's house and we all retire to the livingroom couches: my friend and his gf on one, me and this girl on the other. Like i said I gotta take things slow with this girl so it's holding hands and spooning for me. I'm not a cooch feind so it's cool. My friend, however decides in the middle of the night to wait for us to fall asleep and get a handjob from his girlfriend on the couch next to ours. Not to get up and go somewhere, just drop trou' and do it right fucking there.

 

Only problem is I wasn't asleep and heard the whole soundtrack. The girl heard it too, which kills the mood and in the morning we go our separate ways.

 

 

How the fuck do you recover from that?

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just laugh about it..

 

 

tell her "i cant believe it", clown your friend to her..

 

and just laugh..

 

 

 

if she cant handle that shit that you had nothing to do with...

you probably dont want to be with her..

 

 

 

 

or you can say..

 

damn, girl!!!

why didnt you give me a hand job!!!???

thats fucked up!!

outtie 5

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huh? you should've called them out on it in front of the girl you were trying to get with.

 

everyone laughs. nobody's uncomfortable. puts sexual stuff right out in the open.

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you bang the broad

 

edit - better response than "pee in her butt through a mothafuckin funnel son"

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fucking shy girls that only like to dry hump. that shit is a fucking tease. girls like this arent worth it even tho they are mad fine. but usually this means they are virgins or dont have much experience. the only way to get in said girls pants id to wifey her or wait for her to get turned out.

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you should have just waited til she fell asleep and skeeted in her hair.... someone in ch0 said that when she wakes up in the morning and shes automatically your girlfriend if you do that...

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just laugh about it..

 

 

tell her "i cant believe it", clown your friend to her..

 

and just laugh..

 

 

 

I agree with this just call her up and be like hey what the hell happened with that ish last week huh!? Awkwaaaaarrrrrd!

 

 

and stop acting like your 12....your on 12oz you need to be acting like your a immature 15 year old like everyone else on this board!!!

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

The Cop is right, be in her butt

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Some1, Woah there. That's comment number two in that direction.

 

 

wha ya mein? which direction?

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I think I'm gonna start carrying an air horn everywhere I go. Shit like this would be a perfect moment to bust it out.

 

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huh? you should've called them out on it in front of the girl you were trying to get with.

 

everyone laughs. nobody's uncomfortable. puts sexual stuff right out in the open.

 

I like this answer.

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damnit.... I take a break to do some work and someoen beats me to the Top Gun post.

 

topguniceman.JPG

 

cough.. bullshit

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Now you have a great topic of discussion with her. You couldn't ask for a better lead.

 

smash!

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