Soup BDC Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 So I get a call from my friend's girlfriend that her friend is back from college, remembers me from highschool, and wants to hang out. The girl's beyond fit, but a bit shy, so I take it slow, hang out a few times. Then last night my friend, his girlfriend, this girl, and I go see a late movie. Afterwards we go back to my friend's gf's house and we all retire to the livingroom couches: my friend and his gf on one, me and this girl on the other. Like i said I gotta take things slow with this girl so it's holding hands and spooning for me. I'm not a cooch feind so it's cool. My friend, however decides in the middle of the night to wait for us to fall asleep and get a handjob from his girlfriend on the couch next to ours. Not to get up and go somewhere, just drop trou' and do it right fucking there. Only problem is I wasn't asleep and heard the whole soundtrack. The girl heard it too, which kills the mood and in the morning we go our separate ways. How the fuck do you recover from that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 How do you recover from that? One of life's greatest mysteries. Answer: unknown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I thought handjobs were only for highschool kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 just laugh about it.. tell her "i cant believe it", clown your friend to her.. and just laugh.. if she cant handle that shit that you had nothing to do with... you probably dont want to be with her.. or you can say.. damn, girl!!! why didnt you give me a hand job!!!??? thats fucked up!! outtie 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 huh? you should've called them out on it in front of the girl you were trying to get with. everyone laughs. nobody's uncomfortable. puts sexual stuff right out in the open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you bang the broad edit - better response than "pee in her butt through a mothafuckin funnel son" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brick top Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 take her to the bathroom next time, an do some buissness of your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 fucking shy girls that only like to dry hump. that shit is a fucking tease. girls like this arent worth it even tho they are mad fine. but usually this means they are virgins or dont have much experience. the only way to get in said girls pants id to wifey her or wait for her to get turned out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you don't recover...you just say "FUCK!" and move on along captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you should have just waited til she fell asleep and skeeted in her hair.... someone in ch0 said that when she wakes up in the morning and shes automatically your girlfriend if you do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 are you 13 or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 That's what I asked my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 just laugh about it.. tell her "i cant believe it", clown your friend to her.. and just laugh.. I agree with this just call her up and be like hey what the hell happened with that ish last week huh!? Awkwaaaaarrrrrd! and stop acting like your 12....your on 12oz you need to be acting like your a immature 15 year old like everyone else on this board!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 haha "a hand job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 Some1, Woah there. That's comment number two in that direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 nevermind the story makes me feel mad dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you should have peed in her butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 The Cop is right, be in her butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Some1, Woah there. That's comment number two in that direction. wha ya mein? which direction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 wingman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I think I'm gonna start carrying an air horn everywhere I go. Shit like this would be a perfect moment to bust it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 huh? you should've called them out on it in front of the girl you were trying to get with. everyone laughs. nobody's uncomfortable. puts sexual stuff right out in the open. I like this answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 damnit.... I take a break to do some work and someoen beats me to the Top Gun post. cough.. bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Now you have a great topic of discussion with her. You couldn't ask for a better lead. smash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 I take a break to do some work Hahaha. I love what 12oz does to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 thats right i'm dangerous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 did your buddy's mom bring out cookies and soda pop and ask if you kids had a swell time at the picture show?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 this is a really terrific thread by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 hahaha.... this is the world's worst wingman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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