broke1 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Yesterday i decided to make some cookies coz there was nothing else in there house, i got everything out it said to put one egg in the mixture, i cracked it and i saw dark liquid come out and it smelt realy bad, i found out the eggs had been in my frige since the start of the year, so now i have 5 rotten eggs in my frige and i want some ideas on what to do with them :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 throw them at peoples house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 put one in someone's car! in the trunk, underneath the spare tire.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 punch them in the neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 make one of your boys a omlet with em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 slightly off the subject, but have you guys ever met a bloody egg? Not with an actual baby inside, but just slightly developed embryo or something shit's effin gross edit: but cool in a death metal kinda way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ye i opened one up the other day and saw this thing developing. so silly old me, i decided to make scrambled eggs with it and feed it to my mrs. she loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Rhaaarrrgh!!! chugga chugga chugga yeah it shouldn't be bad since we eat the moms and dads and embryos and all. why not something in between? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Filipinos eat them when they've already developed skeletons and faces, it's delicacy to them, I think..A few years ago, this old dude I know offered me one..I politely declined, but was riveted as I watched him eat 2 of them..shit was fucking wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 break one open and smell it... its the same smell as H2S gas i work with.. only thing is H2S at 700ppm will kill you dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 thats nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 pee in their butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 commit acts of terrorism;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) or just return them to the store/hide them under some hen's fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Put them in the garbage ! YEAH......oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hit This Blunt Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i tried cracking an egg and its a hard boiled egg in the carton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 get a catapult a la malcolm in the middle and launch them suckers into orbit in the middle of a shopping mall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Throw them at preppy kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Put them in the garbage ! YEAH......oh wait ha ha ha ha... channel zero may be dead today but there seems to be no shortage of nuggets here and there. ah ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 break one open and smell it... its the same smell as H2S gas i work with.. only thing is H2S at 700ppm will kill you dead. hydrogen sulfide?....anyways sulfur smells nasty as fuck...they use it to make stink bombs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 dont waste em on petty shit this requires a lot of meticulous thought & planning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 send 'em to me, i am tired of using those "fart bombs" in peoples work trucks. the smell only lasts a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 this thread reminds me of this kid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3kozhyxm0E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 let em ferment in the heat for a few days.... bring em to a emo concert..... systematically place them in spots that will get them stepped on/ sat on/ smeared. just a suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 hydrogen sulfide? yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 THAT IS THE MOST BALLA SHIT EVAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 put them in someone's shoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 dont waste em on petty shit this requires a lot of meticulous thought & planning. thats y i made this thred! so far your ideas havent bin so good :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 eat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 write "hard boiled" on the side and leave them for someone to make egg mayonnaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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