dumy Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 man..for real.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 yeah fuck em' all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i agree. AIDS for all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 if they had AIDS then we couldnt "fuck em all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 dude, i already have the anti venom for it. it makes your body immune to the disease whilst fucking infested women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 you need to start fucking fat white bitches, they'll totally work extra shifts at subway just to keep you dipped. fat white bitches were put on this earth so nerdy little black dudes who cant satisfy black women have someone to bang. that shit is discovery channel fact. word up like tags on kites. an shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Word, a fat friend of mine bought me a 200 dollar sweater for my bday. And I don't even give her the penix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 you need to start fucking fat white bitches' date=' they'll totally work extra shifts at subway just to keep you dipped.[/quote'] wow......this is actually fucking true....i know someone who fucked a fat white chick that worked at subway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 doesnt x-raided have a song about mackin fat white bitches for money while youre in the pen? my homie used to donk some big ass white bitch because she would buy him and the homies tweleve packs all day. they used to call her "the sloth". she was literally twice his size, but he was always taking one for the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 x-raided/macaframa..the theme song for this thread Aint no love for them hoes an Im knowin Bitches only jocking X-Raided cause I be flowin Thats why Im showin ‘em love and affection In they silky sections my erections Spitten milky secretions in they directions When you in they presense, they say you king But when you aint around they clown like you a peasent Fuck givin the bitches presents Diamond rings and things of that nature get you pussy fo sho That hoell date ya and inflate your ego But they got you hero zero fo show for all your actions You went to jail wit no bail an now aint nothin cracking Bet back when you was free you thought you had a silent female But now you cant even get a visit an got a bed fulla mail Movin lika a snail when you tryin to get her to handle somethin And late at night she got cum drippin out her bellybutton That good for nothin bitch is useless for a convict Im nuttin up on hoez, nigga fuck that cum shit Her cousins on my nuts like a little squirrel An I wouldve been to mack her if she wasnt a little girl But about two months from now that little girl gon turn 18 The number one draft pick on my whole team chorus 2x: Im that gansta you answer to When I say bitch jump then thats whatcha do Im a fast talkin convict, blowin yo mind Im workin macaframalama even if im in da slamma It dont take much to keep yo man happy doing eight months But it aint no contact visits so you cant touch An county time aint no joke In Sacramento this shit will have you mental ‘Cause you cant smoke You be stressed out Hopin that you get yo case Three strikes tryin to wipe out my whole race Now here comes yo wife since you done got your time Saying that she cant hang. Bitch is you out yo mind? She got everything you own Vehicle, clothes, even yo home Not a penny on yo bus cause tha bitch is gone They send you to the branch then from there Out to tracy And one of the homies hooked you up with This bitch Stacy Shes white, overweight with bi-focals But shes sending letters wit money or ???? You dedicated to love an married her quick to hit that ass On the first contact allowed visit she had you cummin hella fast You lost youre pretty bitch but you gained a ugly soldier Move over bacon, its time fo sizzleen to take over. Cause doing time, its all about support An the bitch is to come an let you make her pussy for it, tell ‘em short Chorus 1x Now this is fo the homies that got them Nike wearing hoes Ponytails in they hair sportin other bitches clothes Ruggish, thuggish, raggedy like them up at the type that Wakes up in the mornin put on some sweats an be like fuck it Nigga dont lie, you know I just detailed yo babys mama The type of bitch thats even crooked to be to start some drama Like a comma, puttin pauses in yo sentances Yall cant even get along on reconcilable differences That bitch is famous from so many nameless sticks That penetrated and shes gameless Thats how you know shes never been with ‘Raided. Shes aimless, where is you headed? Bitch is you knowin? Gettin on my nerves like my bunkie when hes snorin He needed to leave or get rid a her at this moment An shake her like jordan does a basketball Upon niggas if you eva fall or take a loss Nigga that bitch is gone an look ???? for another nigga To lean on Shes a forty ounce swigga, weed smoker Needin to get that shit up Her beer belly overflapping Needin to do some sit-ups Shes lazy as can be anll never make no progress So shake that hoe thats all I can suggest, nigga X-raided locc Dott Dogg: Yeah, how do you bitches out there like that? Funky ass hoez! Good for nothin, runnin out on a motherfucker when times get hard. Punk ass bitch! Yeah, Dott Dogg said that, sorry ass beatch! [X-Raided: Beatch!] to all you hoes that fit that description. [you know why? Cause im workin macaframalama even if im in the slamma. Beatch!] Im that gansta you answer to When I say bitch jump then thats whatcha do Im a fast talkin convict, blowin yo mind Im workin macaframalama even if im in da slamma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 To procreate litters of puppies $400 a pop great business plan dumy I wish I had a hot bitch, a bitch in heat errrr half poodle half terrier something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i am incredibly surprised. this thread is actually worthwhile and made me smile(when i need something to make me smile). no thanks to the thread starter, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 dumy is a filthy trickster he deserves to be tricked by filthy bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 NIGGA I GOTTA WAKE UP AT 8AM TOMMOROW ITS 240 AND IM DRUNK AS FUCK FUCKN MAYNE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Dude tell me what you guys think of this bullshit. So I was cool with this girl, shes pretty hot so one night I was talking to her on aim and I was like "would you get with me?" And she said yes. So the next day we make plans to chill and drink a little. After a while of not really talking to me she fuckin just rolls out without saying bye. Now she has been acting kind of weird towards me. Do you guys think I should say fuck her cus she don't want it nomore, or you think I'm too paranoid and should just keep going at it? Cus I don't see how you tell me you'll get with me and then act all anti-social. I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything wrong unless I said some crazy drunk shit pertaining to her and she heard, I don't really remember. I feel weird trying too hard on a bitch, but then sometimes I feel like if I put more effort it would have worked better. Blahh I'm drunk as a monkeys cock excuse me hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 You asked a girl "would you get with me?", and you're wondering why she's not into you? These kids, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 NO FAT CHICKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 You asked a girl "would you get with me?", and you're wondering why she's not into you? These kids, I swear. One of my boys actually thinks coming out and saying "I'll fuck you for an hour and a half, girl. Straight up, it'll be the best thing that ever happened to you in your life!" at completely inappropriate times is a good way to get with girls. Then my friends and I roll our eyes, remind him that he looks like Opie and apologize to the birds for his behavior when he goes to the bathroom. I chill with some fucking retards. I'm not proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like girls that let you live in their crib,eat their food,drive their nice cars haha some girls will just let you mooch those are the best but the rest who like to be dependant on the guy fagetem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like girls that let you live in their crib,eat their food,drive their nice cars haha some girls will just let you mooch those are the best the rest who like to be dependant on the guy fagetem. that's female behavior. every dude i know that find girls to mooch off are pretty big faggots that couldn't hold a job, find a hustle or wipe their own asses to save their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Whoa, I wanna find me a girl I can mooch off! I macked some 40 something euro thing when I was out with my dad at the pub recently and she said I'd be perfect for her daughter. When we left and went to get some coffe, I wasted no time jumpin in her $200K Mercedes. Maybe I just appeared too eager to mooch which is why I got dropped home with no play or nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Dude tell me what you guys think of this bullshit. So I was cool with this girl, shes pretty hot so one night I was talking to her on aim and I was like "would you get with me?" And she said yes. So the next day we make plans to chill and drink a little. After a while of not really talking to me she fuckin just rolls out without saying bye. Now she has been acting kind of weird towards me. Do you guys think I should say fuck her cus she don't want it nomore, or you think I'm too paranoid and should just keep going at it? Cus I don't see how you tell me you'll get with me and then act all anti-social. I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything wrong unless I said some crazy drunk shit pertaining to her and she heard, I don't really remember. I feel weird trying too hard on a bitch, but then sometimes I feel like if I put more effort it would have worked better. Blahh I'm drunk as a monkeys cock excuse me hahahaha. Yeah man, if you had to ask, you'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 word up like tags on kites. an shit. Fucking quality !!! This made me lol ... I dunno why but that is champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 god i love subway. /nofatchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 fuck bitches, all i do is fuck bitches, and after i fuck bitches, i be like fuck bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 One of my boys actually thinks coming out and saying "I'll fuck you for an hour and a half' date=' girl. Straight up, it'll be the best thing that ever happened to you in your life!" at completely inappropriate times is a good way to get with girls.[/quote'] Well, in my late teenage years, I "dated" a girl who was a supreme slut and she told me how the last dude did that line on her and she was 'bout it, instantly. And then he fucked her and dissed her, which I thought was funny. But, man, this girl was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 i am incredibly surprised. this thread is actually worthwhile and made me smile(when i need something to make me smile). no thanks to the thread starter' date=' however.[/quote'] justifies the thread title..talk to em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 yes, was she a JAP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Dude tell me what you guys think of this bullshit. So I was cool with this girl, shes pretty hot so one night I was talking to her on aim and I was like "would you get with me?" And she said yes. So the next day we make plans to chill and drink a little. After a while of not really talking to me she fuckin just rolls out without saying bye. Now she has been acting kind of weird towards me. Do you guys think I should say fuck her cus she don't want it nomore, or you think I'm too paranoid and should just keep going at it? Cus I don't see how you tell me you'll get with me and then act all anti-social. I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything wrong unless I said some crazy drunk shit pertaining to her and she heard, I don't really remember. I feel weird trying too hard on a bitch, but then sometimes I feel like if I put more effort it would have worked better. Blahh I'm drunk as a monkeys cock excuse me hahahaha. Yeah, I'm almost in the same boat. This broad I'm into is giving mad mixed signals. It's killing me. Even though I say "fuck bitches", this broad is nice - but for all I know, she's a manipulative slut. I gotta get to know her better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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