i got home tonight at like 4:30 in the morning kind of drunk, and first thing i see is my room mate naked pissing in the kitchen. i think he was pissing in the trash can, but he might have got that shit all over the dish washer. what the fuck.

thrilling

this is why I have my own place

hahahahahaha that made me laugh

 

sucks to be you then. eating breakky with the scent of urine...lovely

my friend took a shit in his waste basket(pun intended) one drunken night. then proceeded to throw up

in it after he was done pooing

My friend took a shit down his leg and spewed on himself at the same time. He had had a little to drink

do females do this shit too? I know a kid that pisses in places when he is asleep. He sleep walks. Pretty sure he thinks its the toilet and will piss in the dryer or on a coffee table

My boss said he came home so drunk one night he pissed in his buddies hamper (that was full of clean clothes that he just washed mind you) so my boss grabs some of the stuff and tries to hang it up to dry then he got discouraged and threw it all back, They wake up in the morning his buddy and his girl are up and his girl comes out of his room going "this hoodie is still wet but i think it will still dry if i wear it anyways..."

 

 

this was when my boss was like 20 not recently

PICS?

hahaha that's some funny shit.

 

The fuck was he doing naked?

My friend took a shit down his leg and spewed on himself at the same time. He had had a little to drink

a little too much?

I once pissed in a wastebasket. Sad thing is, I wasn't even drunk. I was just real sleepy and pseudo-sleepwalking.

my brother used to sleep-walk pee when he was younger.. once he pissed in my aunts hall-way.. my aunt heard what sounded like water leaking, so she walked around the corner and right up on my brother free-flowing on her nice, new white carpet.

 

he used to pee in the tub all the time. i guess the toilet was too small. my mom got so tierd of washing the piss out of the tub, the she would make him sleep-clean it.

haha i pissed myself when i was about 8 or 9 months pregnant..

 

i had friends over that were drinking..and my girl kept messing up on a game of kings..and

i just couldnt stop laughing..

 

hahaha

I had some people sleep over once and everyone was piss drunk and we started shrooming and this guy took all of his clothes saying they where trying to steal his skin ran to my front door and started pissing on his chest trying to get the "bugs" off. He was fucking trippin mad crazy.

my friend was mighty drunk, had to puke

He found a basket full of clean clothes, removed the clothes,

threw up in the basket and put the clothes back.

 

He found out about it after a week

this is why I have my own place

 

wonk.

do females do this shit too? I know a kid that pisses in places when he is asleep. He sleep walks. Pretty sure he thinks its the toilet and will piss in the dryer or on a coffee table

 

 

my homie does this too. whenever we get drunk at other peoples houses and crash there....he ends up pissing all over the place. he pissed in this one niggas closet, pissed on his own couch, and my homegirl almost caught him pissing in her laundry room one night.......fucking idiot

I thought he was perhaps pissing in the sink, to which I would have said, "So what, it has a drain."

 

This reminds me of a time that we were all drinking over at a friend's house, and the kid that lives in the house gets TRASHED and passes out. Eventually we all decide to retire for the evening, but not before we witness him trying to get up and shit in the kitchen trashcan. In all fairness, it was one of those flip top trashcans, so it was kinda like a toilet, but not exactly (it lacks some crucial parts that would make it function like a toilet). We tried to stop him, but he was too dazed/fucked up to understand the words we produced, which were, "Hey ****, that's not a toilet dude."

 

He kinda just flipped the top, dropped trow, and sat down on it.

Good times.

-fuse.

i walked up to my computer desk once grabbed the mouse and started clikin around and sutff and was pissinb on the floor while drunk. had no clue what happened until my girl told me the next day. sucks cleaning up piss from carpet and keyboards.

fyi - it was her suprise bday party and i got totally loaded thus ruining her night.

i remember a long time ago at this telly party i got really drunk and had to pee really bad and could use the bathroom because it was beat mode season in there and i decided to open up a drawer and pee in there in front of everybody

 

but it didnt really raise many eyebrows because everyone there was so fucked up and i can recall hearing about somebody who passed out and woke up the next morning with throw up all around him and with pissed/shitted in pants

 

shit was foul

Punch him in the nads

One night my boy had some people over, alot of drinking, the usual. And my friend's girlfriend passed out in his bathroom and was kinda wrapped around the base of the toilet. It was really cold and i didn't want to go outside to piss, so i just went in the toilet anyway. Well, i had a split stream, must of been a peice of lint or something, and piss went all over her face and in her mouth.

 

the end

The split stream thing has been happening to me a lot lately. To the point where sometimes I'm afraid to pee because it sucks when it gets on my foot.

-fuse.

dont be a bitch, try to pee sitting down.

i wont live with roommates,not no clowns anyway this aint threes company and this aint bam margeras house

One night my boy had some people over, alot of drinking, the usual. And my friend's girlfriend passed out in his bathroom and was kinda wrapped around the base of the toilet. It was really cold and i didn't want to go outside to piss, so i just went in the toilet anyway. Well, i had a split stream, must of been a peice of lint or something, and piss went all over her face and in her mouth.

 

the end

 

best one yet!

this is great...

my friend once pissed inside the fridge.