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David Hasselhoff

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  1. im about to fuck a lesbian discuss
  2. David Hasselhoff

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    can you make the ds play emulators and 3rd party programs and shit like you can with the psp?
  3. Reply to: pers-227980153@craigslist.org Date: 2006-10-30, 7:50PM EST The perfect date: We wander down dimly lit alleys in search of one thing: vegan-friendly food from the trash. The full moon lights up the night as we plunder. You hold the dumpster door open for me as I hop in. You sure know how to treat a lady! Looking through the dumpster, we both reach for the same bag of potatoes and our eyes meet. You laugh. I fart. You sigh, admiring my class. Where have I been all your life? We decide to go back to my place, make french fries and eat them on the roof. If you are interested in romantic moonlit strolls behind stripmalls, long walks down railroad tracks, and fine vegan dining, i'd love to hear from you. pics and myspace links appreciated in your response.
  4. some kid came into the restaurant i work at dressed like that. later i saw him behind the dumpsters drinking beers.
  5. wikipedia is gay as fuck anyway, who cares if it makes sneakandcreep famous.
  6. fuck the police im drunk as fuck and about to drive to the store to buy some more marlboros
  7. i had some kind of korean milk soda once. it tasted like skittles.
  8. Re: squirt? some bitch squirted all over my brand new sheets once. left a huge ass stain so i had to get rid of them.
  9. i took a bunch of vicodin once and fucked a girl for like an hour and a half and couldnt bust.
  10. doesnt some guy ghostwrite all kanyes songs anyway?
  11. THIS JUST IN: emo kids are faggots. also they suck at graffti-ing
  12. got one of those scratch off tickets for $2. I hardly ever buy them but i won $100 off this shit today. so far I bought a 40 of high life and some smokes. what should i get with the other $90?
  13. fuck that, play team fortress classic
  14. pay me i know how to use that shit
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