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can you make the ds play emulators and 3rd party programs and shit like you can with the psp?

Reply to: pers-227980153@craigslist.org Date: 2006-10-30, 7:50PM EST The perfect date: We wander down dimly lit alleys in search of one thing: vegan-friendly food from the trash. The full moon lights up the night as we plunder. You hold the dumpster door open for me as I hop in. You sure know how to treat a lady! Looking through the dumpster, we both reach for the same bag of potatoes and our eyes meet. You laugh. I fart. You sigh, admiring my class. Where have I been all your life? We decide to go back to my place, make french fries and eat them on the roof. If you are interested in romantic moonlit strolls behind stripmalls, long walks down railroad tracks, and fine vegan dining, i'd love to hear from you. pics and myspace links appreciated in your response.

some kid came into the restaurant i work at dressed like that. later i saw him behind the dumpsters drinking beers.

wikipedia is gay as fuck anyway, who cares if it makes sneakandcreep famous.

fuck the police im drunk as fuck and about to drive to the store to buy some more marlboros

i had some kind of korean milk soda once. it tasted like skittles.

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Re: squirt? some bitch squirted all over my brand new sheets once. left a huge ass stain so i had to get rid of them.

i took a bunch of vicodin once and fucked a girl for like an hour and a half and couldnt bust.

doesnt some guy ghostwrite all kanyes songs anyway?

THIS JUST IN: emo kids are faggots. also they suck at graffti-ing

got one of those scratch off tickets for $2. I hardly ever buy them but i won $100 off this shit today. so far I bought a 40 of high life and some smokes. what should i get with the other $90?

fuck that, play team fortress classic

pay me i know how to use that shit

this came up when i googled "nigger book"

ammonia and bleach

the guy on the other side of the curtain had also downed a bunch of pills trying to kill himself, apparently because he was depressed that some friend of his killed himself

she ate like 80 sleeping pills. i go out to my porch to smoke a cigarette and theres ambulances all over the place and shit. i drove her roommates to the hospital to check on her and she seemed pretty fucked up, but they said shed recover in a few days. then i drove to dennys and got the lumberjack slam or whatever the fuck that shit is called and her roommates picked up the bill.

kill yourself

im the one in the skeleton mask

we've already gone over the fact that crackheads arent gonna keep a ps2 and play it, they already traded that shit for rocks.

this guy will help you out he's a fucking king man check him out http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109981

my roommate already called the police, which probably wasnt a very good idea because now if we fuck the guys up they will know it was us. also i doubt they will find our shit over there.

it a townhouse, their porch is connected to mine when my roommate gets back we're gonna figure out what to do. they took his ipod and some other small shit also.