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  1. David Hasselhoff
    fucking assholes.
  2. David Hasselhoff
    but what if you get grounded?
  3. David Hasselhoff
    what the fuck does this mean
  4. David Hasselhoff
    my next door neighbor always has crackwhores over. once he was telling me about all the crackwhores he knows that have died.
  5. David Hasselhoff
    i made you two so you owe me $10 [ATTACH]32096.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]32097.vB[/ATTACH] i added some drips on this one to give a real graff tag effect so when you put it on your civics everyone will think you are graff taggers
  6. David Hasselhoff
    sick trickle
  7. David Hasselhoff
    i attached guns to every part of my head. i shoot like 20 bullets at once.
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    my account was banned so i made a new character named 1900SUICIDE Tang, its a naked bitch with a handgun. im trying to get one of those guns that teleports people underneath the map
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    i just went to san altos and demanded a gun until some guy gave me a shotgun, then i tryed to kill everyone and got banned from that spot. My guy looks like some kinda fucking gremlin, his names 1800SUICIDE Dye
  12. David Hasselhoff
    i just installed this shit, how do i kick it with 12oz heads and fuck up midevil kids?
  13. David Hasselhoff
    here i fixed it for you [ATTACH]31355.vB[/ATTACH]
  14. David Hasselhoff
    red lobster has good biscuits
  15. David Hasselhoff
    he wouldnt kill himself.
  16. David Hasselhoff
    i would have killed that shit. no one can see me in rock paper scissors
  17. David Hasselhoff
    i got home tonight at like 4:30 in the morning kind of drunk, and first thing i see is my room mate naked pissing in the kitchen. i think he was pissing in the trash can, but he might have got that shit all over the dish washer. what the fuck.
  18. David Hasselhoff
    Re: I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do but cook
  19. David Hasselhoff
    yeah i can make you one of those if you want
  20. David Hasselhoff
    nah i just make it
  21. David Hasselhoff
    Hands down, bar none. Nice semen steak, man's mustard, roasted semen seed oil, gold tipped thyme, mint, basil, dill. Foreman grill. Washed down with Arizona Man Tea. Nope, no one cyaan test. I dont care what anyone else has to say.
  22. David Hasselhoff
    you need this http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2102974&cp=&origkw=1+8+rca&kw=1+8+rca&parentPage=search if thats what you have or it doesnt work, your computer or your mixer are set up wrong
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    ADIcolor

    David Hasselhoff replied to Grouch's topic in Style

    i saw some of them in a couple shoe stores today. pissed me off though because they only had the retarded ones like the smiley faces and kermit the frog. i want those new york shits.
  24. David Hasselhoff
    I had a room mate from bangladesh who would yell in half english half bangladeshi while he slept. once i heard him talking about big healthy big chicken breasts.
  25. David Hasselhoff
    I was wondering why the motherfucker moved the whole goddamn bridge when he could have just stole a boat. Shit was kind of stupid. also the tranny bitch with the shockwaves was funny as fuck.
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