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I almost hit the kid... with my car

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I went to pick up my lil brother from my aunt's house. Im turning the corner where there are some kids playing, like 6 to 12 year olds. I pull into the driveway and theres a lil girl and her dad on a bike (shes on a lil big wheel). I stopped 4 to 6 feet from her. I admit I was going a lil more than I shouldve. I stopped and acted like nothing but inside Im screaming holy shit and sweatin it bad. She looked about 4 to 6 yo and her dad just held his hand out and pushed her back a lil.



 

Even though nothing happened and I know I could never forgive myself If shit did go down, I still feel really bad. Im holding it in like some lil shit but I know that it was a big deal.

 

I need to calm the fuck down

(driving and physically)

 

 

*there are 52 I's in this post excluding this sentence*

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i ran over a kids soccer ball not so long ago... it was fairly busy traffic and i was goin by a school. somehow the ball went into the road, a girl started running after it too, but her friend pulled her back.. i mauled the ball, even tho i tried avoiding it (which is weird, i usually get enjoyment out of ruining small children's days) and had her friend not pulled her back, that little girl couldve had me in jail for manslaughter or some shit

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Yeah dude, 6 year old's are all over right of way's and they are also bursting with common sense

:rolleyes:

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When I was little one of the neighborhood kids got one of those novelty bikes with the bullshit little speedometer. As soon as it was in my sight I was on it peddling that fucker as fast as I could down the street headed directly towards one of the back-alleys. Long story short, I was concentrating more on the speedometer than anything else around me and some vacant bitch pulled out in front of me as I came into contact with the intersection. I was catapulted over the hood of the car, did a perfect stuntman's roll, totalled the kid's brand new bike (faggy little speedometer came off and all), got up, shook my head all fast while making a roger-rabbit noise and walked off.

 

That miserable old bitch looked like she wanted to cry.

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i speed alot... but i keep it safe residential...

 

when my son plays..im always beside him..but he's only 2..

 

our neighbors..always have their kids playing outside..like 6 of em..and the lil girl who is also two ran off.. and was wondering on the main road ..thats basically a mini freeway..nobody knew where she was..fucking dumb ass parents..

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I ran over a homeless guy.........I just wanted to see what it felt like, no one would miss him right, he's fucking scum and homeless.

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Some people don't deserve to be parents...my parents godson one time wandered out of his mothers house in the middle of the night, out into one of the worst crack neighborhoods in the state, and amazingly someone who knew where he lived scooped him up. The kid's like 3

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I ran over a homeless guy.........I just wanted to see what it felt like' date=' no one would miss him right, he's fucking scum and homeless.[/quote']

 

If you wanna run someone over that noone would miss, make it a mime

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Some people don't deserve to be parents...my parents godson one time wandered out of his mothers house in the middle of the night' date=' out into one of the worst crack neighborhoods in the state, and amazingly someone who knew where he lived scooped him up. The kid's like 3[/quote']

 

what a nightmare.. glad he's ok

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i'm guilty of comming extremely close to running over the hipsters on their fixed gear bikes in the neighborhood I work in..

 

Not because I drive like an asshole, but because these people don't give a fuck and just dart out in front of you. ugh

 

 

glad you didnt run anyone over though. that wouldve really sucked

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I ALMOST HIT THIS WHITE LADY IN THE PARKING LOT. THE BITCH HAD HER HEAD UP HER ASS AND AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME TO HER NOTHING EXISTED EXCEPT WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAD HER MIND ON. IN HER MIND THERE WAS NO PARKING LOT OR CARS. THING IS I HAD THE GO AHEAD AND WAS GOING ONLY LIKE 3 MPH BUT SHE JUST DARTED OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CAR AND I HAD THE GO AHEAD... I WAS ALREADY IN MOTION AND THE BITCH JUST DARTS OUT

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i'm guilty of comming extremely close to running over the hipsters on their fixed gear bikes in the neighborhood I work in..

 

Not because I drive like an asshole, but because these people don't give a fuck and just dart out in front of you. ugh

 

 

glad you didnt run anyone over though. that wouldve really sucked

 

What the fuck is the point of these fucking bikes.

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i ran over a rabbit once and either a dog or a racoon. Some old guy hit me on my bike when i was younger too.

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i hope you stopped if it was a dog.

 

I got hit by a van when i was 16. he kept going.

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oh nah it was straight. I mean i was fucked up, but i got $$$$$$ out of it...

 

 

it doesnt pay to hit and run kids.

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I saw a kid from my school get nailed by a tram once, i think he broke both his legs. He cried like he was 9 ( he was 12)

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I ran over a homeless guy.........I just wanted to see what it felt like' date=' no one would miss him right, he's fucking scum and homeless.[/quote']

 

i had a homeless guy pretend to be hit by me. i was drivin and all of a sudden this mom just falls into the street in front of my car and starts yelling, and all these fuckin people started honking and yelling at me to leave the scene. so i took a dump on him and sped, yelling at him to get a job.

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I saw a kid from my school get nailed by a tram once' date=' i think he broke both his legs. He cried like he was 9 ( he was 12)[/quote']

what a pussy

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