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i don't wear enough black

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Guest beardo

i am reminded of this every time i enter a social type environment.

i own exactly one (1) black "Public Enemy" shirt

and one (1) solid black tee.

and a pair of black dickies that i've gotten too fat to wear anymore.

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but they say black is slimming!

so how can you get too fat for black?

my mind is swimming.

 

 

^ not quite a haiku

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Dude, anyone who has a public enemy shirt is so cool that he/she no longer needs to worry about the rest of their clothes selection. I only know like two people who have one, not mentioning the kid from terminator 2.

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I remember when I first noticed that..and was all like "little nigga gets props for that shirt though"

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yeah most of my shirts are, black, dark blue, red, and gray.

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i started wearing more black because of my depressing job. Now it worked its way into my daily wardrobe. OMG, I'm wearing a black shirt right now.

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I wear exclusively black t-shirts, cus I'm sloppy and manage to get stains on everything.

 

All my shoes are black. All my hats are black. I have black socks too.

 

My fav colors = black, red

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Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,

Why you never see bright colors on my back,

And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.

Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

 

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,

Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,

I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,

But is there because he's a victim of the times.

 

I wear the black for those who never read,

Or listened to the words that Jesus said,

About the road to happiness through love and charity,

Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

 

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,

In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,

But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,

Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

 

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,

For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,

I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,

Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

 

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,

Believen' that the Lord was on their side,

I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,

Believen' that we all were on their side.

 

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,

And things need changin' everywhere you go,

But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,

You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

 

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,

And tell the world that everything's OK,

But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,

'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.

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i had to wear black from head to toe at my last job at a design place. so now that i don't work there i'm wearing an inordinate amount of obnoxious colors such as sorbet orange, lime green, pinks, purples and everything in between.

 

however when i want to go out i almost always wear a black shirt as i'm 'top heavy' and need to tone it down a bit.

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black clothes make you absorb more sunlight, it's hot enough already. but, maybe they make it easer to pray, because i think they absorb jesus beams better too.

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i am also 'top heavy' and chubby so i have a lot of black shirts and pants.

it's a bitch finding stuff in the closet though.

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I have one black t-shirt and it says "Indiana International speedway" on it..

 

Not too sure where i got it.

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Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 22 2005, 02:13 PM

black clothes make you absorb more sunlight, it's hot enough already. but, maybe they make it easer to pray, because i think they absorb jesus beams better too.

 

 

Genius :haha:

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Guest beardo

no funeral jokes?

 

word. suppose i figured all you hipster graff nerds would be professing undying loyalty to an all black wardrobe.

 

and word to it being too hot to wear black anyway.

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Guest beardo

my PE shirt is actually a snap of them by Ricky Powell back in '87. i couldnt find a pic of it online. shit is fresh though.

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