fermentor666 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 From SomethingAwful on the Japanese raver chick... "Zack: Ahh! Someone fell asleep in the Lucky Charms. She is wearing the perfect camouflage if she ever has to sneak through one of Timothy Leary's hallucinations. Dr. Thorpe: Jesus, you know how in The Empire Strikes Back, Han Solo walks into that banquet room and sees Darth Vader, and even though he's like the president of the universe, Han Solo doesn't even stop to think about it for a second before he just pulls out a gun and starts blasting away at him because he's pure evil? Zack: I think I know where you're going... Dr. Thorpe: Well, I'd imagine that's the kind of response that seeing this thing in a dark alley would provoke. Zack: There is no way this thing is making any sound other than a high-pitched monotone squeal. Like you just got a guitar too close to the amp. Dr. Thorpe: That hand must be stuck in a twisted little peace-sign claw by now, and the hair is so permed, bleached and abused that if you touch it it disintegrates like one of those expanding black charcoal snakes you buy on the fourth of July. Zack: I think that orange thing she has on her fingers is a spacer to keep her hand perpetually locked into the peace sign. She sleeps giving that peace sign in case anyone breaks into her room and decides to film a rape video. Dr. Thorpe: And in her other hand she looks like she's holding a syringe, which is probably injecting sunless tanning tonic into her wrist as this photo is being taken. Zack: There is no way that is anything but a cell phone. She is probably taking a picture of another girl giving a peace sign on the ground at her feet. Like it's a recursive Escher drawing of ganguro girls taking pictures of each other. Dr. Thorpe: Escher would have had a stroke if he saw anything as surreal as this. This girl would have put some grey hairs in Salvador Dali's mustache, even. Zack: Hell, this is what drove all of H.P. Lovecraft's identical protagonists crazy. "I traveled to the forbidden East and saw things of indescribable colors, plastic-fleshed and oddly-angled. Behind doors men's minds were not meant to visit." Dr. Thorpe: She reminds me of this soap my friend has. Whenever I use the bathroom at his place, I use this soap and it smells really fruity and delicious, but if you try to eat it, all your illusions are crushed. What I mean is, if some poor soul tried to copulate with this creature out of some twisted Japanese-bred conception of cuteness, he'd probably end up bleeding, covered in neon goo, traumatized, and permanently sterile. But on the plus side, his genitals would be dyed a deep, rich sunless bronze. Zack: You would pull her panties down with a creak like opening an Egyptian sarcophagus and she would shriek and take a picture of you with the camera phone that has replaced her vagina. Zack: You know what, fuck it, I'm converting to Islam. I finally see the logic of it all. No more of this, inshallah. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 After I wash her face off..then probably...she looks cute beneath the oil mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Neither no. But, require further array of pictures of chosen laydee, for future reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 absolutely. She reminds me of the tricks i turned out at the theater. In the back of my blazer outide the parties when i was 16 and shit. I would definitly double bag it. Maybe triple sack it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 maybe a gangbang at a rave with glowsticks shuved in her ass and a couple of sandwhich bags on my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Yeah its def a hit. key 3 why not daily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Did you guys all have a crush on Rainbow Brite when you were kids or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 I knew it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 She's not THAT bad, is she some American uber bitch that I don't kow about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 pretty much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Yeah why not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by sneak@Apr 20 2005, 11:19 AM no. reason? she simply looks wierd. Quoted post true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 the raver/freak chick: She would have to be stripped completely naked, taken to a shower , all the makeup and "jewelry" removed etc. Hair should be dyed black. Then after sealing her mouth with a duct tape I could probably somehow approch her sexually. so maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 maybe :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 I would so hate fuck that raver bitch. I'm all about the hate fucking these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Slap her face. with my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Fuck her ass With my ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GanjaMon Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 NO not unless i was fucked out my head on da highest grade green coz wen you hit dat shit no fuckin hole is safe. ud probly take ur gran like a bitch. an id hav 2 be blazin away whilst on dat.... dat..... thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 jus put a bag over her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Am i the only who would fuck that japanese girl as is? I dont think shes all that bad, shes definitely fuckable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 23 2005, 06:33 PM Am i the only who would fuck that japanese girl as is? I dont think shes all that bad, shes definitely fuckable. Quoted post i would leave it how she is. Im personally tryin to locate a little freaky deaky japaneese girl with a candy obsession. i could hardly tell she was asian. All that makeup she looks white. Are you sure she isnt white???? Look at the hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 yo shes totally caucasian britney spears lookin. Wearing a pound of face makeup to make herself look asian. I dont think asian hair does that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 HiT It? yes. :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Look at her eyes, theyre slanted as fuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 23 2005, 11:33 PM Am i the only who would fuck that japanese girl as is? I dont think shes all that bad, shes definitely fuckable. Quoted post Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 seriously though, wheres the next in line.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 id hit em all at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 i, for one, would stick my elbow in her nostril in an instant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Coulter is living proof that Satan has children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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