EyeforAnEYE Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Kettie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I also am skinny, and i loath fat people. Except really fat black women. They rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 highpriest, wow!:eek: animals too!!! eatting disorders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I owe my life to that cat. THANKS MITTENS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut i hope this woman was charged two tickets... the lady behind her cant even see..i hope she got a discount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 i have nothing to add on the matter really, i just felt that with the nature of my screen name, it should be included somewhere in the thread. On a different note, this fish and chips shop i went to once had "deep fried mars bars" on the menu, my friend got one out of curiosity just one tiny bite and i could feel my arteries clogging. bleh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft highpriest, wow!:eek: animals too!!! eatting disorders My large friend also MC's Under the title MC OBESITY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft i hope this woman was charged two tickets... the lady behind her cant even see..i hope she got a discount :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/CODE/BoxFlyers-Vitamin%20S/flyer_01.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 My stepdad's whole family is fat. Country folk have nothing else to do but eat. My younger brother is shaped like a bathtub Big ass WIDE body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft Okay, okay. I understand that a few of you manatees out there have "glandular" problems. For most of you, that gland is your mouth. But I'm curious.I want to hear some of your fat bastard sob stories as to why you can't put down a Ding-Dong and go to the gym or for at least a brisk walk. Winner gets an All-U-Eat pass from Pffffffft. Did you just get back from the mall of america or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 are airplanes still charging obese people two tickets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 theres people giving their fat animals liposuction haha..what a fucking waste.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 this sounds kinda fucked up, but i actually get sick feeling when i see really fat people eating. just grosses me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 i like the fat mallgoths. they make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I'm not really "pissed off" by fat people, but maybe sometimes a little irritated when it comes to them complaining about their weight but doing nothing about it. I do remember one time I was pissed off by two obese motherfuckers... I was on a long 10-hour flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles. When I first got on the plane, I was all happy because it was one of those flights where there wasn't too many people, and I was in the middle rows and no one was in my row. So that meant I could lay down and sleep. So before the flight takes off, the stewardess comes up to me with some fat woman beside her, asking me if I could "please move" so she can get this seat. Keep in mind that this was my reserved seat, so I was a little heated. Getting a whole row to yourself on a long flight is a rare luxury, and one of the very few times I get one, some fat bitch who can't fit in the regular seats has to take mine since no one is sitting next to me. Then some fat guy came back there to sit on the other side of the row to take up 2 seats. So being the nice guy that I was, grabbed my carry-on luggage and went to go crowd up with someone at some other. The fat woman knew she had taken this luxury from me so she was all "Thanks mate... sorry mate" (she was Australian). Yeah right those 2 fatso's didn't give a damn and were glad to place their fat asses in my row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I have this friend who is quite fat. He is 27 years old, and has been going to the gym regularly for the past year now. He says he burns at least 9000 calories everytime he hits the treadmill. Still, he’s fat. I found out one late Saturday evening why, when he bought a bag of Reese’s chocolates and ate the whole thing in a matter of minutes. He knew what he was doing was counter productive, but he had the craving. I shouldn’t talk, though. If I wasn’t blessed with this metabolism, I’d be damn fat, considering how I eat. I just had a burger, fries, an omelette, and a big bowl of chocalate chip cookie dough. And I just woke up. Also, I was at a Blue Jays game a while back against the Indians. We were sitting in the Cleveland fan section, because for rows upon rows there were families of obese people. I met this chubby girl once who told me that she loved visiting her family in Ohio because she felt like a supermodel there. ONE MORE THING! THERE WAS A GAME AT FLORIDA MARLINS THE OTHER DAY WHERE THE ENTIRE CROWD WON A BOX OF 12 KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! AT THE DOME, IF THERE ARE 7 STRIKEOUTS, JAYS FANS GET A SLICE OF PIZZA, NOT A GODDAMN BOX OF 12 KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! OUR CANADIAN SPORTSNET COMMENTATORS WERE LAUGHING IT UP, AND THEY WERE SHOWING CLIPS OF MORBIDLY OBESE MARLIN FANS SHAKING THEIR BELLIES AROUND. Disgusting. PS. I love them deep fried mars bars. PPS. Damn, Theo, that sucks for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtab|e I'm not really "pissed off" by fat people, but maybe sometimes a little irritated when it comes to them complaining about their weight but doing nothing about it. I do remember one time I was pissed off by two obese motherfuckers... I was on a long 10-hour flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles. When I first got on the plane, I was all happy because it was one of those flights where there wasn't too many people, and I was in the middle rows and no one was in my row. So that meant I could lay down and sleep. So before the flight takes off, the stewardess comes up to me with some fat woman beside her, asking me if I could "please move" so she can get this seat. Keep in mind that this was my reserved seat, so I was a little heated. Getting a whole row to yourself on a long flight is a rare luxury, and one of the very few times I get one, some fat bitch who can't fit in the regular seats has to take mine since no one is sitting next to me. Then some fat guy came back there to sit on the other side of the row to take up 2 seats. So being the nice guy that I was, grabbed my carry-on luggage and went to go crowd up with someone at some other. The fat woman knew she had taken this luxury from me so she was all "Thanks mate... sorry mate" (she was Australian). Yeah right those 2 fatso's didn't give a damn and were glad to place their fat asses in my row. that really suck but you did have the right to say no since that was your assigned seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Y'all some assholes, a lot of folk have slow metabolisms or eating disorders (they go both ways, compulsive eating and starving oneself). So cut them some slack, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I have for the most part NO speck of sympathy for overweight people. I said this before in another thread, I used to be 100 pounds more than I am now, so I can say that I understand how it feels to be a morbidly obese person. First off; low metabolism: it sucks. I have one. Ive accepted the fact that yes I will have to go to the gym regularly for the rest of my life in order to keep to a healthy weight. I also think that EVERYONE should go to the gym, no matter how fast your metabolism is, for the rest of their lives, so Im not that pissed my metabolism is the speed of a sloth. Secondly; eating disorders. Oh lord, I know these things suck. Thats what doctors are for though and therapy. Cant afford it? Go buy a fuckin' self help book. Ive heard about people who just gain weight for no reason, etc, honestly, it cant be anything else [iMO] than a metabolism that is slowing down. No excuses. I thank whoever the hell made me that I was overweight, I wouldnt change it for the world. It made me the person I am today, Im so much stronger than I would have been if I had always been thin, I have so many interests and ambitions and loves that I wouldnt have if I was always healthy weight. Anyway, in conclusion to this damn essay; when I see fat people I think no-ambition. Not necessarily lazy, it takes a lot to finally get out of that denial [which I had for about 17 years of my life] and to realize youre living unhealthy. And then to actually change your eating habits and go to the gym or work out? God thats another story. Eh, Im done. But just a reminder: fad diets INCLUDING atkins DO NOT WORK. I could tell you why atkins is another way to kill yourself [and Im not talking fat content from the meat, Im talking other ways] but I dont know if anyones interested. If so just ask. Im a self and friend proclaimed health guru. :king: haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 People need to just learn how to stop worrying about other fucking people and focus on their own lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE People need to just learn how to stop worrying about other fucking people and focus on their own lives. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DripOfAWish Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 i dont hate someone just for being fat, i just hate lazy people. i hate when i'm at work and people get in the elevator just to go one floor up. people who need to take a taxi two blocks, or people who look at me like i'm crazy when i suggest that they can walk 15 minutes to get somewhere, and insist on driving. my friend's mom is like 300 pounds, and always eats steak, ribs, and other fat food, but she never moves and rarely leaves the house, and has cassettes like "lose weight subliminally" i hate those kind of fat people, because they make no effort to take care of themselves, and always expect others to cater to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 None of you hates fat people, you hate lazy/selfish people who are fat as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« i belong to a gym and don't go, because i too, am fat and lazy. :( people need to stop being nice and start telling me that i've over-weight, so that i might motivate to stop shoving food in my mouth when im not hungry. try making yourself throw up, i heard it works really well. i agree, fat people are ok, but lazy ass people who cry about being fat but dont do anything about it should shut up and drink a smoothie or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by gatita Eh, Im done. But just a reminder: fad diets INCLUDING atkins DO NOT WORK. I could tell you why atkins is another way to kill yourself [and Im not talking fat content from the meat, Im talking other ways] but I dont know if anyones interested. If so just ask. Im a self and friend proclaimed health guru. :king: haha Actually my friend went on the Atkins diet, and lost an unbelievable (and unhealthy) amout of weight. He didn't need to lose the weight at all though, he was a great football player because of his size. His girlfriend made him believe that he needed to lose weight. Fucking bitch. Oh, in no way do I support the Atkins diet if that's what you're thinking. I'm completely against it because I think thats it's really unhealthy for your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Yeah, I've seen the atkins work, a friend of mine lost like 30 pounds. What are these negatives you speak of Gatita? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 if you got a fat friend depress em....itll either make em eat more or they wont be able to eat and lose weight...or bribe a doctor to say they have diabetes and if they eat any more sugar theyll die but i still say NUKE THE FUCKIN WHALES!!!:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 dude, every one of your posts annoy me, you have too much going on in your sig. and your member name area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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