mr.yuck Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, MOOGLE? said: so i asked a random clerk when they restocked on kwik trip bags of orange juice (i still cant get over that and bags of milk). While reading this my brain auto corrected clerk to guard and I started wondering if you lived in a prison and commissary was running low. You need some money on your books fam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNIFU Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) my wisdom tooth got pulled out earlier this morning, looking back was it a allergic reaction to the Cajun smoked glizzys cooked in a jar of spicy vindaloo sauce or was it really a tooth infection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edited April 19, 2023 by KNIFU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 40 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: While reading this my brain auto corrected clerk to guard and I started wondering if you lived in a prison and commissary was running low. You need some money on your books fam? bro i was in a holding cell years ago in california before i left for good. they gave me some prison food and it immediately broke me . like if i wasnt in there for fighting in public , i woulda snitched on everybody and anything possible to get out as long as i didn't have to eat that shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: bro i was in a holding cell years ago in california before i left for good. they gave me some prison food and it immediately broke me . like if i wasnt in there for fighting in public , i woulda snitched on everybody and anything possible to get out as long as i didn't have to eat that shit Hah. One of the last time or two I was locked up I got picked up for this or that in some podunk Tennessee backwater. When I finally got to the jail a few towns away, I had just missed breakfast. I asked one of the other dudes in there when was lunch and he told me they only did 2 meals a day and had to wait for dinner. I started looking around and everyone in there was in some black and white stripes like in the fucking movies. I looked at my homie and was like "we need to get the fuck out of here." The homies old ladies mom posted bail soon after. But until then operation annoy the shit out of the podunks was in full effect. Banging beats on the glass and rapping about fuck the police. They would yell to quit banging on the glass and we would yell back "or else what? You gonna put me in jail?" I was so fucking hungry. I never did see what kinda slop they were feeding in that backwater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Here in Texas, big city jailhouse pretty much serve public school food. Small towns and such, usually just run down to the wataburger or whatever fast food joint and pickup food. It's wild hearing about it. The the pen is a little different. Not sure how they do it in other states, I am sure it may be the same due to costs. But certain units and regions grow/crop the vegetables and stuff. Raise meat at another unit, and another will be the textile unit and so forth. So basically pen food and jailhouse food is completely different. Penn food is more wholesome opposed to jailhouse food is pure processed. It vast, it's wild. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 I never liked the saying "If I can do it, you can do it." It feels more like a diss than anything. It starts with a place of the person saying it that they are a fuck up piece of shit. Is the person essentially calling you an even bigger fuck up piece of shit if you can't do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 I believe I have been watching too much pro wraslin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 Been cutting a secret path through the woods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 Often it seems like the most interesting people in the room are the children and the animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 it would be neat if toilets had an app that would text you the weight of your turds 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 2 hours ago, morton said: it would be neat if toilets had an app that would text you the weight of your turds Billion dollar idea right here…. shhhhhh….don’t tell anybody 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 IDK, I don't want them stealing my data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Every McDonalds is permeated by the same 3 smells: coffee, fries, and the toilet. It does not matter the time of day or what they're cooking, that's how it smells. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 new moon fever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 When someone tells you to tell them what you really think, they can handle it, they absolutely can not handle it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 12 hours ago, One Man Banned said: When someone tells you to tell them what you really think, they can handle it, they absolutely can not handle it. It usually ends in the other person saying something like, "nevermind, I won't ask you anything ever again" lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 4/10/2023 at 3:41 PM, LUGR said: “Install them somewhere” Can you be more specific on where you would install them? Was listening to this and thought about the possibilities for 99. Ungovernable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 49 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: damn jerry springer died how old even was he? There's a thread for that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Gonna be honest- I don't really care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Barely sharted my trousers today running in the front door. Definitely made the right decision to abandon my plans and head home. Was about 30 mins away from home and even made an emergency bathroom stop at my brothers house thinking I could continue with my plans after evacuating the funk. But apparently it was only round one. That pepperoni chorizo omelette was a bad idea. Got a head ache now too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 hours ago, ndv said: I promise you, no smiles or defined shape involved. Just took a Tylenol and ate some peanut butter pretzels….feeling slightly better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) 53 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: hot take: i think it's kinda sick how the media spins the kurt cobain/courtney love situation to make it look like she offed him. people need to get a life sometimes. it's just celebrity gossip, go outside or something lol I agree. I think alot of people resent courtney because they feel/felt she could have stopped it or prevented it becuase she had to see the signs of depression amd or the drug use. It's as if there's still a cult following on its own entire onset of the situation of beliefs that a few cannot accept the fact of reality in a relationship like that. The reality is dude offed himself for his own self-righteous reasons and nobody can stop someone from their inner thoughts haunting them endlessly unless 1 of 2 options speak up and ask for help or end it. Edited April 28, 2023 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 8 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: @ndv thanks. i figured it probably wasn't the right forum for it but it's just weird to watch people(on the internet mostly) get so hyped up about something like that. it's morbid to me idk You're good, your post I was in the right thread. I alot of random stuff I never post that potentially may lead to convo as if it may be better discussed in the general conversation forum topic. But whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Fireman Brutality. It's real! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Foggy on this side, sunny day on the other 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I should make a "random tits" thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: I should make a "random tits" thread. I think you forget about the threads you already made…. bc you already made a thread full of random tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 there will be many more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I found $20 the other day 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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