Steel Schnauzer Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 my new girl be worshiping me daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 To make all the way thru the pandemic only to die from a vaccine... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 to be arrested in this way https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/alleged-bondi-drug-dealer-was-busted-by-police/news-story/9d547cd6778a0b1364663405c4959b4c 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 There's something about the design of footwear that makes them both excellent comfort/protection for feet, and excellent chew toys for dogs. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 feeling kind of Friday today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) how did I get this far? I am a moron. Edited April 30, 2021 by Schnitzel and shit at punctuation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 if you're not disgruntled then you must be gruntled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, f4altone said: and you wonder why no one posts one here... basically a circle jerk... where is dope. mercer is dope... many others.. kults and dirtyhabz basically just beat each other off with their circle jerking office working life..... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 first time seeing an animal killed by a falling tree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: first time seeing an animal killed by a falling tree Does this mean we can loot the gucci store? Animal lives matter! "Not true", says the tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, ndv said: Does this mean we can loot the gucci store? Animal lives matter! "Not true", says the tree. Maybe more like mother nature doesn't play favorites. I've seen stories in the news about people being hit by falling trees/limbs, but for all the time I've been in the woods never seen where it happens to animals. Has to happen occasionally. Finally saw where it did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 13 hours ago, f4altone said: and you wonder why no one posts one here... basically a circle jerk... where is dope. mercer is dope... many others.. kults and dirtyhabz basically just beat each other off with their circle jerking office working life..... are you ok? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Kults said: are you ok? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 tell ig if it needs me I'M IN MY OFFICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 He wanted a woman built like a brick shithouse but could only meet ones built like a port o potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 shit brickhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Companies going too far with the use of 'IQ' to describe the abilities of inanimate objects. Just got socks that the label said has a freshness IQ. How socks got an IQ? On the other hand, I do believe my socks are smarter than some people I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 No 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 they tried to hunt me had to start hunting back, grew up but not old like you dads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 grew up a screw up, yous older than me still still ask to be fronted packs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 when they know it's me they want to cross it out, when they don't know it's me they post it to their ig hahahaa 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 There's always that one customer's employee that doesn't know how to talk to people, like they are somebody... We'll see how it goes tomorrow when I deliver the job. Might have to start a thread titled "This Twink Here..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 who knows wtf got me thinking on a long ride today that they do porn parodies of lots of movies, seen clown porn before, someone must have done one for It. But what would they call it- Tit? Recalling that thought now, looked, and.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Dinosaurs were fucking here, just walking around, and there are fossils to prove it. Hard to believe some people think it's fake news. Harder to believe it's even factual to begin with. Dinosaurs are fucking trippy to think about. I need to hit the museum of natural history. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Dinosaurs were fucking here, just walking around, and there are fossils to prove it. Hard to believe some people think it's fake news. Harder to believe it's even factual to begin with. Dinosaurs are fucking trippy to think about. I need to hit the museum of natural history. I had a mini existential crisis when I learned dinosaurs were more like giant birds than giant lizards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 6 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I had a mini existential crisis when I learned dinosaurs were more like giant birds than giant lizards. Imagine that crapping on your windshield 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Wonder how many anti-immigrant build a wall types are the same people who today are having tequila, coronas, and mexican food to celebrate what they believe is Mexican Independence day. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 16 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I had a mini existential crisis when I learned dinosaurs were more like giant birds than giant lizards. Not the majority though, aye....less I missed something.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 5 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Wonder how many anti-immigrant build a wall types are the same people who today are having tequila, coronas, and mexican food to celebrate what they believe is Mexican Independence day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Almost drank my dip spit cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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