backwaterbutthole Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Comic book art is slept on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Summertime. When your balls sweat and stick to the side of your leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 E.T. no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 did the Beastie Boys ever play in India? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 That was the Bengali Boys. Fucks up with Taco Bell selling Capt Crunch balls? Not the most authentic Mex food I know, but this drifts far from the regular fare of diarrhea inducing menu items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 i'll never be one of those dudes who makes or gets movie/culture references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Oddly enough i know far more about movies than i should. I have 0 interest in watching movies and have seen probably a quarter of films than the average person. I can watch documentaries no problem though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Why instagram hoes post inspirational pics? Bitch, I only follow you to see your ass pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 When you step out of the shower and break a sweat. Grrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 ^take colder showers i don't remember why i signed in.. anywho hope ya'll doing well. oontz oontz bbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 ^Summer heat scoffs at cold showers. Urinal splash back is a serious problem that is mostly unrecognized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Why can't i find a place that does mac and cheese well. Also i want mac and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Urinal splash back especially when wearing khakis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I wonder if child molesters prefer baby aspirin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Summer is a great time to open some Neapolitan ice cream, eat up only one flavor, and then replace it for someone else to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 love all the Australians raking up their entire backyard to get enough snow to build a 3 inch high snowman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I'm like Garfield at large in this bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 You can't be bae if: You have bad teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Good airplanes rides are good. People who have kids under a certain age should have their own airlines. Inconsiderate buttholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Sunday morning an uncontrollable urge hit and I dropped a turd that was like 3 regular turds in size, had to have a witness come in and verify it, should have taken a picture. Dumptacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 When you have a zombie bumper or window sticker you look like a nerd or an obsessed fan. When you've outfitted your jeep or SUV as a Zombie Apocalypse Response Vehicle, you look like a douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 GET GOING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Why don't people know how to drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Just did some flying, which I hate. Like to travel, hate to fly. Some random thoughts: Why the fuck do they sell Playboy at the airport? NEVER seen someone reading one on a plane and might be a little odd to do so while surrounded by people. That many dudes flying solo and planning their masturbation in advance?! Fucking people who fall asleep with their mouths open and waft their stank breath everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Almost forgot- those moving sidewalks- they work by moving you along faster when you walk on them. They're not there for you to stand on, stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 My legs are exhausted from running away from all my responsibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Good airplanes rides are good. People who have kids under a certain age should have their own airlines. Inconsiderate buttholes. My kid flies semi regularly and we try so hard to keep him quiet, sitting still, and generally doing our best to not harm anyone else and we still have twats bitching about "noisy kids" from the seats behind you even when he's asleep. Generally happens on the budget airlines in Australia where people believe that since they paid 69 bucks to fly the equivalent of NYC to Atlanta they are entitled to exclusive treatment. fuckin' bevans flying is good when it's good but man it's hard with a 2 year old and a lot of the time its other people end rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 what the fuck is a bevan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 bogan, redneck type of person. kind of person who buys their 10 year old kid a miniature gasoline powered motorbike and when their kid get's busted riding the bike in a playground complain that the it's the motorbike store's fault for selling them the bike. I was searchign for watermelon helmet wearing bevans on Australia day she's kind of cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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