wickedwacko! Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^^me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 my FICO hit 800 this month. YEEEEE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 It is better to be pissed off than pissed on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^ Sometimes you're the dog and sometimes you're the hydrant. ... And sometimes you're the grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 life is weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 apart from everything else, rush hour is a good representation of the micro/macrocosmic universe -the arteries of the city are uncomfortable & having heartburn, as are commuters & the highway of arteries/veins inside each individual, which are also having a traffic jam with their respective blood cells at the same moment. constantly reminded of this during said rush hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 this robot named google is apparently lurking peoples profiles for some reason. whats up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 same with a robot named yahoo. dfuk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 this robot named google is apparently lurking peoples profiles for some reason. whats up with that? same with a robot named yahoo. dfuk? :pointup::pileofpoop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Pictures aren't showing up for me. Why that be... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Mobile? That happens to me sometimes too The mobile version is still buggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 who the fuck throws away perfectly good records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Record wreckerz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I hate when I'm just about at my destination and I fart in the car with no time to air it out. Shit is just chilling in there waiting for me to get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Why is it called taking a shit or taking a piss? You're not taking anything. It should be giving a shit or giving a piss. Oh well, fuck it, who gives a shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 http://wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/TOONS/BeavisButthead/BBFUNK.WAV Men much wiser than I have pondered that exact question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Tell me this motherfucker doesn't look like a human teletubby 14419695_Case_File_Stephen_Comiskey_610x343_144199 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 the eyes, man. it's the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Mobile? That happens to me sometimes too The mobile version is still buggy I am on a computer. They are working now, so problem solved? My barber cancelled on me yesterday without evening letting me know. Asshole. He better give me a discount tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I wouldn't hate snow so much if it turned into beer when it melted. I boy can dream can't he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Have you tried the yellow snow? That's beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Gutter beer? Doesn't sound good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 All the girls with big tits and butts traveling all over the world on Instagram are just escorts. They get pooped on by Saudis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 That might not be far from the truth. I know one who was an escort that did travel like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Got laid last night...Wasn't too good so I'm a lil disappointed. It ended a dry spell so I guess that's a positive. She screamed louder than a pornstar and it made me laugh which in turn made it awkward for a moment. *shoulder shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 On the subject of sex, I've wondered how much jizz I have ejaculated in my lifetime? I've had sex 100's of times (not with 100's of women.) and fapped 1000's of times. That has to be enough sperm to spawn an empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Or drown one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Free beer is always good beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 today feels weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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