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Something similar happened to a friend in highschool. We were at some sort of beginning of summer party and for whatever reason he had a boner, unbeknownst to us, while everyone was sitting around the pool. This girl who we all kinda knew at the time (definite slut), ran damn near full speed and jumped on his lap causing him to let out a gut-wrenching scream. Far more serious than a bruising though, he had to have surgery and the girl switched schools in the fall, never saw her again. Still see him every once in awhile, apparently everything works fine these days. Hard dick bending - not to be trifled with.

 

MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

 

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

 

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

 

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

 

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

 

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

 

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

 

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

 

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultimate-fighter-ray-elbe-broken-penis-fractured-ultimate-fighter-malaysia/#ixzz2VBXtoSlJ

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