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Wetlook is the enjoyment of a person or people wearing wet

clothing, without getting naked or having sex. Devotees are

mostly men. There are two separate categories of wetlook

fetishism. The first group just likes to look at people in wet

clothes. The second group likes to wear wet clothes. It is a

sexual fetish, where the enjoyment comes from the observation

of wet- clothed persons as well as getting wet oneself, but other

people enjoy getting wet themselves for entirely non-sexual

reasons. Many people enjoy the way as wet clothing looks,

when molded to the body, as well as the way the clothing feels

against the body when wet. Furthermore, light colored clothing,

especially white goes transparent when wet that many people

find appealing, exciting and sexy. The clothing also has a sheen

to them when wet as well as change color when wet. It can also

refer to clothing that is shiny in appearance and thus is termed

“wet- look”.

Wetlook is often considered to be borne out of the idea that

wearing clothes while swimming or bathing is forbidden,

improper, or nonconformist. Those who enjoy wetlook report

discovering their enjoyment at an early age, as young as five

years old. Usually happening from having a wetlook experience

themselves, from observing someone else getting wet or getting

wet themselves. Those enjoying wetlook do so in different ways

- some enjoy the act of getting wet, while others enjoy

remaining wet. Some enjoy getting wet slowly, while others like

the surprise. There are different kinds of jokes, where the point

is how to become wetlook. For example, dunk tank. Basically, a

dunk tank consists of a large tank of water, over which a seat is

suspended. By striking a target, the seat will tip or fall into the

tank of water, thus "dunking" whoever is sitting on the seat.

Underwater shootings, swimming, posing under the water also

can be considered as a way of wetlookism.

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Otto: Whoa! A talking dog! What were you guys smokin' when

you came up with that?

David X. Cohen: We were eating rotisserie chicken.

— The Simpsons

Any work whose creation seems to have involved large amounts

of hallucinogens, cocaine, crack or any other illicit substance

that makes people think really weird ideas are also really good

ones . The plot hinges on bizarre transformations, freakish-

looking creatures, and nonsensical actions that only seem to

make sense in realms of logic far removed from your own. That

it was the product of a deranged mind looks like a foregone

conclusion.

And then you find out that it most certainly wasn' t.

The creator claims that they weren't taking drugs — or at least

weren't taking them then — or the creator just doesn't seem

like a person who would take drugs of any sort.

Note that in real life, composing any work of art (or doing

anything more complex than opening a door, for that matter) is

borderline impossible* when tripping on hallucinogens like

DMT or mescaline; most admitted users of entheogens tend to

do their work between trips, not during. And stuff like cocaine

doesn't actually make you hallucinate or think trippy things,

though it does make doing more cocaine sound like a fantastic

idea.

Sometimes averted— hell yes they were on drugs!

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Clownilingus

There is an interesting subset of Wet and Messy Fetishism

known as " Clown Porn". In this, all the acts are committed by

people in full clown costume; maybe even by some ex-clowns

who have ended up in the porn business. There is something

particularly sinister about fetish porn performed by clowns;

clown videos you know are supposed to be masturbated to

seem to swallow your soul at its most innocent core. One

supposes most viewers have been raped by a clown and are

trying to get over it.

Despite how horrendous Clown Porn is, equally laughable is

the website StopClownPornNow. org , a group whose mission is

to bring back their fantasy version of clowns via the abolition of

this particular porn sub-genre. Their sob-story about how

clowns have been forced into this industry by a shrinking job

market is particularly hilarious.

Like all fads, "clowning" was soon replaced with something new

that entailed another run to the mini-mall to purchase the

appropriate accessories, leaving the old clown costumes behind

to spend the rest of eternity on Salvation Army shelves. But this

supposedly harmless practice left a sizable number of clown

fetishists in its wake, unable to become sexually aroused

without the fool's bells and whistles (not to mention juggling

clubs and unicycles).

In a fateful twist of history, just as these fetishists were combing

the streets with their unfulfilled pathological desires, thousands

of clowns were now wandering the streets of America with no

place to call their own, no job for which they could be

themselves and demonstrate their truly remarkable talents.

More and more, the clowns and the fetishists were bumping

into one another as they wandered those streets.

Haven't the clowns suffered enough? They make their work out

of self-humiliation, but should they be forced to go this far?

—StopClownPornNow.org

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Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

 

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

 

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

 

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

 

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

 

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

 

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

uh... how is this cosplay?

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

Because it's a couple of guys in suits...

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

This is strangely erotic.

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

I find this to be funny, if these are guys in suits, they can be

naked with out being naked...

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phane

over 5 years ago

for some reason, it's always guys.

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

comment #13545

http://en .wikipedia.org/ wiki/Animegao

links at the end of this entry are a good place to start

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

comment #11851

Why is it whenever somone sees these suits they conclude it's a

guy? No seriously, do people really go to the trap possibility

this frequently? Why do so many people have to be like 'okay

that cosplay is kind of hawt looking, therefore they are male.'

...

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

Ithink danbooru is Bisexual Central on the net.

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

TRAP!?!?!

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Anonymous

over 5 years ago

Isn't this the same as the guys in the suits at Theme parks like

Disney or Great Adventures?

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Anonymous

over 4 years ago

By number of antenna, face shape and hair style, this is Naru

Narusegawa and Kanako Urashima from Love Hina.

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Anonymous

over 4 years ago

comment #31874

dont state the obvious.

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Anonymous

over 4 years ago

Whatever Mr. three months later Nemo. This is from before I

learned most people didn't care about posting when you added

tags. SINCE I"M THE ONE WHO ADDED THE NAME TAGS!!

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Anonymous

over 4 years ago

well heh, without the name tags, they're too easy to recognize,

and that was my point. dont jump to conclusions that I actually

needed those tags.

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Sun-Sun

over 2 years ago

Anonymous said:

comment #11851

Why is it whenever somone sees these suits they conclude

it's a guy? No seriously, do people really go to the trap

possibility this frequently? Why do so many people have to

be like 'okay that cosplay is kind of hawt looking, therefore

they are male.'

...

girls don't need a suit to cosplay a female character

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KojiroKouga

over 2 years ago

He made a point (why am I concluding "him" being male..?)

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solarenemy

over 2 years ago

true but by wearing a body suit a girl can show skin where she

may not normally be able to show skin. The body suit allows

her to be topless or bottomless without actually being so. Or for

example she could wear a skirt with no panties for effect but

not break the law by being actually exposed. there are legal

reasons a girl might wear a body suit to cosplay in.

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sinophile

1 year ago

Look at the body. Its clearly a girl's body. Look at those

childbearing hips and the lack of broad shoulders! You need to

watch more porn.

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