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A 21st about 3 months ago. The girl had recently decided to switch her life ambition from primary school teacher to 'glamour model' (facebook self-promo photos etc) so she's battling in the friend department. About 7 people showed up, during the speeches her mum stormed on stage yelling how they were shaming the family (they were extremely kind in the speeches), and then 3 horses came in and covered the floor in shit. Then she stripped down to her bra and thong and rode one out of the venue. I have photos.

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Then some really weird white people showed up, the kind that like to bang Philipino women, think Steve Carell in 40 year old virgin. We watched a marathon on TV together and all this one guy wanted to talk to me about was how the runners nipples will start to bleed if they dont tape them up. I wanted to fucking die.

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Then some really weird white people showed up, the kind that like to bang Philipino women, think Steve Carell in 40 year old virgin. We watched a marathon on TV together and all this one guy wanted to talk to me about was how the runners nipples will start to bleed if they dont tape them up. I wanted to fucking die.

 

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Regretting not making my username Back In '91 now.

But it just hasn't got the same ring to it.

So y'all are telling me that the average age in here is around 35?

Might have to give the oontz away for a couple of decades

 

 

93 till infinity... Say'n...

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