The Nonsense thread

[BLU]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSW7TWWDgQ

[CALIgula]

 

nobody pays me in gum.

[MedicineCabinet]

soon

[BLU]

[TheoHuxtable..]

[person]

[asthma al]

SLAPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGndfwAJNb0&playnext_from=TL&videos=zPtWsEQACvA

[Drue_Down]

Smash all those chicks

[Drue_Down]

[BLU]

[TONY MAYO]

 

 

 

 

[BLU]

[Q666]

[RazorRamon]

Double Dragon​ (ダブルドラゴン?)[1] is a 1987 beat 'em up developed by Technos Japan and distributed in North America and Europe by Taito Corporation. The game is a spiritual and technological successor to Technos' earlier beat 'em up, Nekketsu Kōha Kunio-kun (released outside of Japan by Taito as Renegade), but introduced several additions such as two-player cooperative gameplay and the ability to arm oneself with an enemy's weapon after disarming them. Double Dragon is considered to be one of the first successful examples of the genre, resulting in the creation of two arcade sequels and several spinoffs, as well as inspiring other companies in creating their own beat 'em ups.

[LUGR]

http://www.buybootypop.com/scripts/cgiip.exe/WService=bootypop/story.html

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Verse 1: JT Money

Bitches with jericurls I can't stand

Now this is comin' straight from the Money Man

I used to fuck this hoe now I hate her

Wherever she went she left Activator

I mean her neck was so greasy and black

The mom even had to talk behind her back

And when the boys heard about the sis

They said "Yo I'ma tell you like this:

If the girl sits on your couch,

Be prepared to get the stain out."

But I forgot, and that was it

And when she did the shit, mom had a fit

And was askin' me where I found her

Sayin' don't bring another around her

But even now, as long as it's been,

She'll check the hair before lettin' 'em in

 

Verse 2: Debonaire

Jericurls I hate - it'll make

A bitch get dissed on a blind date

While walkin' out on her. I wouldn't

Put a bitch like that on the corner

I hate it with a passion, 'cause, number

One, it's a fucked-up fashion

Believe I've seen enough, and what's rough,

The hoes wanna meet us, but I ain't with it

A jeri-bitch? She can forget it!

Every time you with her, kiss

On her neck and her tit'll taste bitter

Plus it got a nasty smell; some sayin' I-double-L

Them hoes can forget it, because

Debonaire: I ain't with it

 

Verse 3: JT Money

Jericurls I've seen enough of

Believe me, I don't know what's rougher

When your car seems greasy, or

When because some lazy-ass whore

Gets too lazy to do us shit

So the bitch goes out and gets

That jericurl, me in her wallet

If she comes around me, a ring around the collar

'Cause that there, I can't deal with

Put grease on my (?), you'll pay for my shit

Oh yeah, but I forgot -

'Bout the sheets gettin' greasy and what-not

Whether fuckin' or takin' a nap,

Make that bitch wear a shower cap!

 

Verse 4: Debonaire

Check it out, I think some of the folks

Think a nigga makin' jokes

But it's true, about them hoes

They be gettin' grease on your clothes

And though a nigga got loot,

I hate grease gettin' on a fresh silk suit

You can say I fear 'em

Deb' wouldn't be caught dead near 'em

There's a guy, I won't say no names

But the player's shit burst in flames

I can't see my shit like that

'Cause, man, I'd rather be seen in plaids

It makes a nigga look like a fag,

Walkin' 'round with his head in a bag

And yo, I tell ya, they need to quit

'Cause the Clan ain't with that shit

[MedicineCabinet]

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

 

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

 

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

 

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

 

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

 

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

 

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

 

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.

 

And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.

[asthma al]

samething everyday.

[MedicineCabinet]

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

that reminds me of this Buddhism book i tried reading once.

fools were all, "if you can't see the picture, try again, if you still fail this book might

not be for you."

[tanxxx_one]

im about 2 smoke a blunT.

[Crocodile Tears]

c00l br0

you're also about to get a third tampon

[RazorRamon]

awesome. Fuck croc you beat me to the sarcastic reply

[tanxxx_one]

[Crocodile Tears]

[RazorRamon]

[SMdoubleXL]

 

is this thing on....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....a man or a woman?

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

[RazorRamon]

[watson]