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When I was 11 or 12 years old, I learned all about the cholo firsthand. I had been born and raised in NY, when in grade school we suddenly uprooted and headed out West for a new start. After a brief stint in Anahiem we finally settled in Arizona– and we were flat broke. For a good many months we (mom, stepdad, sis, myself, and our Doberman pup) lived in a tent out in the alien desert north of Phoenix.

 

When the family finally scraped up enough money through my mom waiting tables at some greasy spoon and my stepdad running screw machines, we rented a rundown, roach-infested 2 bedroom trailer in Glendale, AZ. I’ll never forget that place as long as I live. The trailer park was directly across the street from the Glendale High School. It was anchored by an old, once-stately mansion that was cut-up into cheap apartments, and was surrounded by a sad assembly of rundown trailers and a couple white-washed shack homes.

 

It was the first time in my life that as a White, I was a minority– and boy did I stand out. I was a lanky stick with shoulder length, fiery red hair that I wore parted down the middle, and to top it off I also wore glasses. This was before the days of designer frames, people. I don’t think there was such a thing as cool glasses back then. I felt like I had a bull’s-eye painted on my forehead. I was fresh meat in a school of tough-ass kids who looked like nothing I’d ever seen before. The guys all wore pressed Dickies khaki pants, white tees, and hi-top white Chuck Taylors. The uniform didn’t change, except come winter a large untucked flannel shirt, also pressed, and buttoned up to the neck was added to the ensemble. They looked as foreign to me as I must’ve to them. And the funky music, well I’d never heard anything like it– man, I still have Rick James’ “Give It To Me, Baby” ringin’ in my ears…

 

I quickly learned that if you start runnin’, you’ll be runnin’ the rest of your life. Better to stand and fight– even if you get beat, you can still look yourself in the mirror, and maybe even gain a little respect. Soon enough I’d hear them say in the halls that I was ok– I put up a good fight. Damn if it wasn’t the roughest school year of my life– but I wouldn’t trade those days, even if I could. The cholo brothers taught me to stand up and not take any crap off of no one. I don’t by any means advocate breakin’ the law, but I do advocate findin’ your voice and letting the world feel the weight of who you are.

 

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In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

 

I ain't puttin' no boogie in nobody's butt

That's nasty, man

What you talkin' about?

Puttin' boogie in people's butt

Are you out yo' mind or something?

Could go to jail for doin' something like that

 

Step aside my friend

I been doing it for years

I say, sit on down, open your eyes

And open up your ears

Say, put a tree in your butt

Put a bumblebee in your butt

Put a clock in your butt

Put a big rock in your butt

Say, put some fleas in your butt

Say, start to sneeze in your butt

Say, put a tin can in your butt

Put a little tiny man in your butt

Say, put a light in your butt

Say, make it bright in your butt

Say, put a TV in your butt

Say, put me in your butt

Everybody say

 

In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

 

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,

no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--

You must be out your mind, man

Y'all get paid for doing this?

'Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money

'Cause this don't sound like the kind of--

I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,

than put somethin' in somebody's butt

to be truthful

 

Step aside my friend and let me

show you how you do it

When big bad E just rock rock to it

Put a case in your butt

Say, put a metal case in your butt

Say, put her face in your butt

Say, put a frown in your butt

Say, put a clown in your butt

Say, sit on down in your butt

Say, put a boat in your butt

Say, put a moat in your butt

Put a mink coat in your butt

Put everything in your butt

Just start to sing about your butt

Feels real good

When you sing about your butt, sing

 

In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

 

Now wait a second, now,

Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?

Puttin' the butt and all that stuff?

Really?

What's this? A 100 dollar bill?

I get to keep this 100 dollars if

I be puttin' stuff in people's butts?

Really? Step aside.

 

Put a telephone in your butt

Say, put some dust in your butt

Say "it's a must" in your butt

Say, pizza crust in your butt

Say, put a telephone in your butt

Put a dinosaur bone in your butt

Put a radiator in your butt

I'll say "see you later" in your butt

Put an alligator in your butt

Say, put some money in your butt

Sure feels real funny in your butt

Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it

Put it in your butt

Well, let me just say

Put a hot cup of Brim

Fill it to the rim

And put it in your butt

To the beat

Two sugars, stuff so sweet

 

In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

 

(sax solo)

 

In your butt

Put the boogie in your butt

Put, put the boogie in your butt

 

Put a quarter, put a penny,

put a dime, put a nickel

Sure do tickle

Just put it in your butt

Put some change in your butt

Feels mighty strange in your butt

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