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Originally posted by casekonly

*According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

*Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous

muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.(no more excuses, ladies)

*A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.(no more excuses!)

 

*I love mustard and vinegar. :innocent:

*yes it does (see fact 1)

*yes it is (again, see fact 1)

 

/who's making excuses? :lol:

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let's play a game:

 

if a member of 12oz was a real family member:

(you may pick a fictitious character from a movie)

 

ok, i'd say seeking would be that kids brother from the movie "weird science".

 

kabar is the stereotype crazy vietnam vet uncle who has a cabin in the hills. when you ask him where it is, he only saya, "oh, uh, it's in the hills somewhere". 'prolly has a "garden", too

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Hey baby

This the one Dr. Dooom

Still love you cause you ain't plastic

Makin them peanut butter sandwiches

Babies cryin, runnin around with dirty diapers

The way you used to make the Kool-Aid

with the weave all in your hair

Even some droppin down in my soup

I could excuse that..

 

It's Welfare Love, section eight! (4X)

 

Girl we been through a lot

Every season I used to bug you out on the couch

For different reasons, you thought I was crazy

Catchin a Greyhound bus down South

Collectin lightning bugs and bring a dead mouse in the house

Holdin a fortune with a jar of termites

I used to blast the Delphonics in a glowing room with black lights

Colt 45 had me sportin a wig like Billy Dee

I was a Melle Mel fan, always bumpin Run-D.M.C.

We stuck together when one of my parakeets died

You broke down and cried, for the love of animals

I used to always cut the legs off a roach

See if he'll stay there on a piece of tissue

and give him a piece of toast

That morning, he would wake up and be gone

What, the insect had a ambulance?

As a little boy eatin ice cream in the cold project apartment

I used to see rats dance, my aunt used to lay down the poison

and say, "Y'all makin too much noise and.."

(Too much noise and.. oh, too much!)

 

It's Welfare Love, section eight! (4X)

 

Grabbing crackers out the 'fridgerator

I was a terrible masturbator

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The fuck is up?

 

Mitch Hedburg, the funniest man on earff Mitch Hedburg, is coming to Seattle. I am excited. However the tickets are 35, outrageous for a comedy club spot, especially when he isn't even that well known. That means if I want to go, I have to buy at least one ticket, which comes with a drink ticket, but then if I bring a friend, I'm gonna have to buy her another 35 dollar joint and if she's not 21 then she can't even use the fucking drink ticket. So I will probably use both but still, I'm heated, bring Hedburg to the people...!

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