esp Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 http://ohregina.com/HiStan.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 "oh none for me thanks, it goes right to my thighs" http://lpj.free.fr/sandy.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly *According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar. *Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.(no more excuses, ladies) *A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.(no more excuses!) *I love mustard and vinegar. :innocent: *yes it does (see fact 1) *yes it is (again, see fact 1) /who's making excuses? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 d: yeah, i agree J: but why? d: it just does! J: yeah, you're right. d: this thread was gnarly. J: too many pictures d: wonk. j: nightOwls thread. d: yeah, i think i'll stick to the owls thread too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARSdealer Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 my dick hurts from looking at black peoples faces. black orange juice, white grapefruit...i like to fuck indian chicks..purple ballsacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 First night I been able to sleep early..and I wake up at 2:45 am with a fucking huge spider crawling on my face. That mother fucker was fast too. Needless to say I'm wide awake now. :heated: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Eurgh at a music festival last summer, I fell asleep on the ground outside my tent and a spider rain across my face, I killed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 hmm...apparently, bathoræ has some sort of alien ideology... that, or it's just me staring at a screen while i'm stoned like them white boys, freakin' them white girls....whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 let's play a game: if a member of 12oz was a real family member: (you may pick a fictitious character from a movie) ok, i'd say seeking would be that kids brother from the movie "weird science". kabar is the stereotype crazy vietnam vet uncle who has a cabin in the hills. when you ask him where it is, he only saya, "oh, uh, it's in the hills somewhere". 'prolly has a "garden", too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Makros would be... fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://members.aol.com/JCAC6/gd7.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_20/ninja_squirrel.jpg'> shaolin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Hey baby This the one Dr. Dooom Still love you cause you ain't plastic Makin them peanut butter sandwiches Babies cryin, runnin around with dirty diapers The way you used to make the Kool-Aid with the weave all in your hair Even some droppin down in my soup I could excuse that.. It's Welfare Love, section eight! (4X) Girl we been through a lot Every season I used to bug you out on the couch For different reasons, you thought I was crazy Catchin a Greyhound bus down South Collectin lightning bugs and bring a dead mouse in the house Holdin a fortune with a jar of termites I used to blast the Delphonics in a glowing room with black lights Colt 45 had me sportin a wig like Billy Dee I was a Melle Mel fan, always bumpin Run-D.M.C. We stuck together when one of my parakeets died You broke down and cried, for the love of animals I used to always cut the legs off a roach See if he'll stay there on a piece of tissue and give him a piece of toast That morning, he would wake up and be gone What, the insect had a ambulance? As a little boy eatin ice cream in the cold project apartment I used to see rats dance, my aunt used to lay down the poison and say, "Y'all makin too much noise and.." (Too much noise and.. oh, too much!) It's Welfare Love, section eight! (4X) Grabbing crackers out the 'fridgerator I was a terrible masturbator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://www.lafterhall.com/hayworth2sm.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 tonight is the worse night ever!:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 the worst day will be when you don't even realize that it's worse than the last time you thought it was the worst day casek*mongoloid* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 the nonsense as slowed down.:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://www.newenglandbouldering.com/penn/haycock7.jpg'> bob couldn't stand that steve was able to climb the rock, but he could never again climb rocks because of his disability. they had atleast a half ounce of coke left, anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 The fuck is up? Mitch Hedburg, the funniest man on earff Mitch Hedburg, is coming to Seattle. I am excited. However the tickets are 35, outrageous for a comedy club spot, especially when he isn't even that well known. That means if I want to go, I have to buy at least one ticket, which comes with a drink ticket, but then if I bring a friend, I'm gonna have to buy her another 35 dollar joint and if she's not 21 then she can't even use the fucking drink ticket. So I will probably use both but still, I'm heated, bring Hedburg to the people...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 This is my dad walking in front of me after a long night of Corona and Patron Tequila.. http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/DSC00174.JPG'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 johnny was a soldier he can't dance anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 i hate it when people on the streets give me flyers...it's like saying, here you throw this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 http://www.brooklynda.org/Gang%20Busters/Gang%20Members/Cream_1.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 1 fish 2 fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Would 300 thousand US Dollars buy a decent house in a decent suburb in america ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 56663456 idunnow43 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by krie Would 300 thousand US Dollars buy a decent house in a decent suburb in america ? America is a pretty big place. Anywhere you had in mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by krie Would 300 thousand US Dollars buy a decent house in a decent suburb in america ? absolutely. you could get a better than decent crib in a better than decent suburb in the states for 300k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 i just got a chinup bar. doing chinups is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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