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Mr.RockStar

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"Please come to the prom with me, other wise ill be devistated and will end spending prom night at home listenin to emo and crying myself to sleep"

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DR+DELUSION

DR+DELUSION

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christ. if you were even half the superstar you claim to be, you damn sure wouldn't be on an internet message board asking "uh, how do i ask a girl to prom?"

 

i'm embarassed FOR you. shame on you. i hope you drink one too many weak-ass smirnoff ices before prom and barf on her dress and make her cry, ruining your pathetic high school reputation for all eternity.

 

ugh. prom. high school. i had girls asking ME.

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DR+DELUSION

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Originally posted by CILONE/SK

All you prom attending motherfuckers are bitches. A real thug never goes to a fucking prom, because they never get to that grade and is making money elsewhere. My school years were so fucked up, that I don't even know when I should have gone to prom. The amount of times I got kicked out of school made it so that my classes where a mix of different years, like I would be in 10th grade english and then next period I would be in a 12th grade math class. I never did graduate or go to a motherfucking prom or any other fucking dance.

 

you're fucking retarded. kids like you should drop out as soon as possible inorder to allow more room for smart people like me.

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Dr. Dazzle

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I asked a girl out today after months of putting it off. She's leaving for Prague to visit her brother though. That's what I get for waiting until the last possible minute....

 

*So turns out she's going back to her hometown when she gets back. Sigh. C'est la vie......

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

i fucking hate prom...at least we can all kick it together afterwards and shit i hope he doesnt try to pull a move on her

 

bahahahahahah

 

mad mad drama.

 

pay someone to pretend to assault her, then you pretend to save her. arnold status.

 

 

but really the best possible scenario would go something like this

 

you: hey uh...do you have a vagina?

her: what? yes...

you: wanna go to prom with me then?!?

her: -

 

do i even need to finish?

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«DÉFL£PPÄRD»

«DÉFL£PPÄRD»

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Scenario 1.

 

she is sleeping in class, you whip it out.. take a magic marker and write will you go to prom with me (note this has to be written backwards) on it.. then slap her in the forehead with it.. she'll be confused. then hold a mirror up to her face.. then she reads it.. note this confusion might boost your chances of the answer beign yes.

 

Scenario 2.

 

be straight foreward.. if she says no.. PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE NECK.

 

Scenario 3.

 

kidnap her family and tell her.. if you dont go to prom with me..

 

well you know the rest of that one.

 

thank you all..

i am out.

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first off, the following is real advice (the only real advice in this thread) so read it

 

second, some of you guys are just pathetic. staright up asking a chick is too fucking easy. homeboy could do that shit straight up easy, but trust jesus on this, it can be fun to do something creative.

 

what i did:

went to her house at midnight. i bought a box of fat chalk and spent 3 hours writing in her cul de sac, in letters like 10 ft by 15 ft:

STEF!

PROM??

(my name)!

did the 3d and filled it in.

easy, inexpensive, and creative.

 

My back up plan was:

 

I have access to the PA system at my school, so i was going to hijack it.

 

My friends did this:

 

Homie 1 had one of his female friends call up the girl he wanted, and had female friend invite the date over to her house. when date got out of her car. homie 1 had 3 other friends (big guys) kidnap her, tie her hands up, blind fold her, gag her, toss her in a van. not joking. then they drove around for a while, and stopped in an empty lot, where they took off her blindfold. then homie 1 jumped out from behind a wall wearing a superman costume and fought the other guys, saved her, asked her to prom.

(side note: they had a lot of fun kidnapping her, and so recently theyve been just kidnapping girls that go to our school just for fun, until this saturday, when one of the girls they kidnapped started crying and praying to god while they had her tied up)

 

Homie 2 (i dont like this idea, but its an idea) used 250 candles, lit them and put them in the soccer field, saying PROM, then was at the top of the stairs with white roses. to me, thats too much effort and money. but hey....whatever.

 

 

 

so thats 4 ideas right there. good luck bitch.

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Telo

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Originally posted by iquit

you: hey sweet tits, got a date for prom?

her: sweet tits?

you: i'm sorry, this guy, iquit, said i should call you sweet tits

her: ummm.... uhhh... sorry, i already have a date.

you: :cry2:

 

thats fucking hilarious.. I use sweet tits on the regular and its never gotten me anywhere except a bad response.

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MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

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On April 1st I said the following;

 

"Now, we've been spending a lot of time together and I've been thinking about you a lot and I've come to a conclusion. I think you're ugly and you can't formulate a sentence to save your life. I may just hate you."

"Oh..."

"APRIL FOOLS! I think you're beautiful and one of the smartest people I know, wanna go to the prom, idiot?"

"Ahh, you're an asshole."

"Well?"

"Yes."

"ZING!"

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i was one of the kids who skated in high school so i was immediatly not cool but somehow landed one of the popular pretty girls as a gf. this is a relationship that lasted 4 years after hs even so it was pretty good. anyways i went w/ her bc all her friends were going and i had to play the part of the good boyfriend. no problem. that nite we go down to the motel and to make a long story short i did drugs and she didnt, i smoked too much dust and passed out in the bed where she kicked me in teh back until i fell between that little space between the bed and the wall and just hung there for a bit. we had sex the next nite though so everything was cool.

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Mr.RockStar

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thank you ctrl+alt+dlt: I like the chalk idea. The whole kidnapping thing is a little iffy, I know a couple kids who did that, and the mom called the cops and pressed charges despite it being a joke and a way to ask her daughter to a dance. Anyways, thanks for the advice, the candle thing could be modified I think, with lights or something. One of my friends just took his girlfriend to an Avalanche playoff game in his families box. And during a timeout, he had the announcer ask her for him and they put it up on the jumbo-tron, and had her face all over all of the tv's. Way over the top but impressive none-the-less.

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Originally posted by ese

every time I skim past this thread title I see "Asian Chicks do Porn?" regardless of the fact that I know what the title actually is.

 

 

 

 

ahhhh! i was just goint to type that!!!! actually Asian Chick to Porn is what i see, though.

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Nasty Thugg

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prom

 

Gambler that is the tighest prom story i've ever heard

Props kid just great

 

 

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Originally posted by GamblersGrin

i was one of the kids who skated in high school so i was immediatly not cool but somehow landed one of the popular pretty girls as a gf. this is a relationship that lasted 4 years after hs even so it was pretty good. anyways i went w/ her bc all her friends were going and i had to play the part of the good boyfriend. no problem. that nite we go down to the motel and to make a long story short i did drugs and she didnt, i smoked too much dust and passed out in the bed where she kicked me in teh back until i fell between that little space between the bed and the wall and just hung there for a bit. we had sex the next nite though so everything was cool.

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Originally posted by square

bahahahahahah

 

mad mad drama.

 

pay someone to pretend to assault her, then you pretend to save her. arnold status.

 

 

I know someone who more or less did this. Except it wasn't the girl he liked it was the girls little brother and he didn't pay the assailant they were friends. The girl he was trying to impress found out that the whole thing was a set up too. Alas he never got laid. Here's a rough re-cap via dialouge

 

Assailant: hey kid, give me your wallet or I'll throw my fist at you

Little Brother: Ohhh nooo woeeeee is me. What is a young sissy to do?

Guy trying to score girl: *jumps out from nowhere* whats going on here ?

A: Stand aside random stranger, I seek this young mans wallet

LB: I think theres is warm dairywhip in my pants

GTSG: How dare you sir ! You give this young lad your wallet or I'll batter you good

A: eek *runs away*

 

Um.. also, Moe it sounds like that girls giving you a major fuck around. Don't let your self be walked all over, fined some other bird to barge up the waazoo

 

 

And Rockstar, if you know her well then your the best person to figure that shit out. Personally I agree with people that just asking is the way to go. But if your hyped on the casanova tip, I might point out that girls like personal attention. So personalise some shit ( if you have some running joke together get her a gift referring to it for example).

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