SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 glad i could brighten your day...wouldnt it freak you out though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 i mean, for real, you ever been stabbed in the sternum with a vibrating sex toy? i wish i could say i havent...i know where that fucking thing was...i guess i shouldnt care though huh? mr wiggles in the houuuuuuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 i guess i brought the mullet girl thing upon myself huh? but it was a chin-slash-genital mullet....not the buisiness in the front, party in the back type mullet...dont get it fucked up;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream but it was a chin-slash-genital mullet.... i guess I'm not high brow enough to get that. I don't think I've ever met a normal girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 its not high brow brutha....heres the recipe: take a dash of bad luck, add many liters of alcohol,put in a smidgion of bad lighting, sprinkle much bad karma (add to taste), let sit for a few nights of lonliness and BAMM! (emiril style) you have a serious lack of judgment. youll tap whatever comes your way...almost, its all pink in the middle...believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 niggas know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 the pregnant girl was ok, she was hairless...she was loose as hell too....i fucked a couple pregnant girls before, they let me cum insede...i figured, what the fuck, its like throwing a warm quart of gasoline on a burning house...it makes no difference...it was A-OK by me. fuckin man sluts, represent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 upon reading it, i decided it was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided, upon reading it, that the story was sort of amusing and i enjoyed it so therefore i am forced to believe that i think i maybe shall retract my statement that i had said before but now am retracting and taking back because i decided that your house has tittays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 what are those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream the pregnant girl was ok, she was hairless...she was loose as hell too....i fucked a couple pregnant girls before, they let me cum insede...i figured, what the fuck, its like throwing a warm quart of gasoline on a burning house...it makes no difference...it was A-OK by me. fuckin man sluts, represent. and by the way....thats disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 crackhoars coming over to sniff pam hahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Whats the best thing about having a baby sister? You can turn her over and pretend she is your baby brother. Next time get a threesome going on with the crackhead. It's the least she can do for racking all the cookies.http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 ^^ lol, nutter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 i don't know about boinking a pregnant girl, that would be kinda strange, i would think those are the ones you wouldn't want to hit raw, since obviously someone else did too. i don't see a problem with doing a mom with her kid in the room, i think it's good she keeps the baby near her, so she can attend to it if need be. well whatever. be careful. i'd say hold the sexin for someone who's a bit more worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 wtf is a regular girl?..we live in a world of tofu eating lesbos bro..theres no such thing as a regular girl anymore it's 2003 for christ sake..i've given up on girls!!.. you know i'm just jokin cherry;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X I don't think I've ever met a normal girl. or sane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Re: actually i guess its not the end of my story... Originally posted by SleepAnDream she kept talking about her dildos and shit. all fucking night long. it was comedy i tell you. she told me about one time she was fucking her "baby daddy", going at it and all when she hears a noise....they stop, look over to see her son, who evidently found her purple dildo, with a big plastic vibrating penis plunged into his mouth, sucking on it like he knew what he was doing. now THAT i found pretty funny as well... That is obscene......:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 25, 2003 Author Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed i don't know about boinking a pregnant girl, that would be kinda strange, i would think those are the ones you wouldn't want to hit raw, since obviously someone else did too. i mean, of course it was kinda weird, but it wasnt like they were 6 months in or nothing. you couldnt even tell...and as for the hiting it raw thing, oviously someone else did too....but everybodies fuckin. find a 22 year old virgin. shit find a 17 year old virgin nowadays...its a dumb thing to do, considering the potential outcomes yknow...whatevers clever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream ifind a 22 year old virgin. shit find a 17 year old virgin nowadays.. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 yes you can it's not very hard, either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern yes you can it's not very hard, either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern yes you can it's not very hard, either um...where the hell you live at...cuz i wanna move there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 go to church. a pentecostal church. in idaho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 and i thought girls i kicked it with were fucked up! shiiiiiit! :krunk: :huh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor_slump Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 ... G R O S S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Re: some things to address.... Originally posted by SleepAnDream 3:did i fuck the kid? no, it was a boy. plus, it wouldnt fit. You'd be suprised how much young skin can stretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 what the FUCK are you getting yourself into nowadays man???? shit....so much has gone awry since we chilled at that legal.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by IDrinkSprite thats been taken care of. good deal ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream the pregnant girl was ok, she was hairless...she was loose as hell too....i fucked a couple pregnant girls before edible afterbirths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 it's official sleepandream is a motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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