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SleepAnDream

Why cant i fuck regular girls?

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so...a couple weeks ago, there was the bearded lady right...? right. last night i get an IM from a girl i knew a few years ago: hey, i hear youre in town. :yes, you are correct: what are you doing? :chillin, looking at shit on the internet: do you want me to come pick you up? :ill be here:

20 minutes later this girl comes over, we go back to her house. we watch jackass and some crackhead from the projects next door comes over. the crackheaded white bitch, prolly 20 years old asks if she can have a drink, gets up and gets it. 5 minutes later the girl that picked me up goes in there to find the crackhead stealing cookies and stuffing them up the sleeve of her sweatshirt. she told her to get the fuck out and we laughed for a bit. time passes and she says its time for her to go to bed but i can stay there so im like, whatevers clever. all i ask for is a pillow i says to 'er. she then says theyre upstairs ...do you want me to get em or should i keep em there? :im not trying to be a violator, what do you want?: so she proceeds on taking me upstairs....we get into it when i look over and notice her 16 month old son in the room, 5 feet away. i felt pretty akward yknow? but at that point i was on a oneway train so i crushed it anyways. i feel like an asshole (no i dont), but what kind of a mother fucks dudes within reach of her little toddler of a bastardchild? that girls got some issues, and i felt i addressed them fairly well...

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actually i guess its not the end of my story...

 

she kept talking about her dildos and shit. all fucking night long. it was comedy i tell you. she told me about one time she was fucking her "baby daddy", going at it and all when she hears a noise....they stop, look over to see her son, who evidently found her purple dildo, with a big plastic vibrating penis plunged into his mouth, sucking on it like he knew what he was doing. now THAT i found pretty funny as well...

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Originally posted by IDrinkSprite

bitches these days........:nope::spent:

 

isn't some one trying to kill you?

 

 

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so welcome to my world. Regular girls are no fun anyways. Having sex wtih a girl that is 7 mos pregnant.... now thats akward.

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Originally posted by YG Blood

Should have listen to Ice cube - "Dont fuck with a bitch from the projects"

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Originally posted by YG Blood

Should have listen to Ice cube - "Dont fuck with a bitch from the projects"

hahahaaha

 

 

was she a milf or just avereage?

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well wtf else is she gona do? lots of ppl put there babys crib in there room. she just happens to be single mom that wanted some dick, nothin wrong with that.

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what was she doing with the child, when she came to pick you up?

and how long where you there, without knowing of the kid?

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the story seems normal..more normal then the bearded lady encounter...the only thing that kinda creeps me out is when you said that baby had the dildo in it's mouth..

 

why would a mom leave a dildo anywhere near a baby's crib? a baby can get seriously ill from the shit that might be lingering on that thing..

 

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

isn't some one trying to kill you?

 

 

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so welcome to my world. Regular girls are no fun anyways. Having sex wtih a girl that is 7 mos pregnant.... now thats akward.

 

 

thats been taken care of.

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i knoe if i have a baby in the house, i sure as hell not letting a crack head bitch in my house, and not know what the hell shes doing.

those fuck ups will kidnap ur kid for a crack rock...

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Originally posted by test pattern

most importantly.. did you fuck the baby?

 

that's not funny testpattern.. :nope:

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Originally posted by XxSugarxX

that's not funny testpattern.. :nope:

 

not funny at all... :nope: :nope:

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Originally posted by XxSugarxX

said that baby had the dildo in it's mouth..

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

funniest thing I've ever heard....LMAO

 

:lol:

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