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Fat Hawaiian

Everybody Hates Grandma

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Bust This:

 

My grandparents came into town a few nights ago, and its really annoying. My grandma talks like she's on stage at a comedy club, setting herself up for jokes and playing off of other people. and she repeats her jokes over and over again but everyone in my family is afraid to remind her. One time i'muh be like

"Look Grandma, you already told that joke you senile whore!"...

I've had to eat dinner with them every night since they've been here, and all my grandma does is eat really loud, and she talks shit constantly about people "back home". The good thing is that she brings me ginger cookies and chocolate. But she brings me these wildlife books too, and it pisses me off, cause i'm not 7 anymore. I'd rather her bring me porn or a bottle-o-vodka.

Lastly, i'd like to say, if my grandma posts on 12oz, FUCK OFF! Go home.

 

-The Fat Hawaiian

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Yeah Hawaiian, I mean geeze. She's probably about to die and this is what you have to say about her....man. And stop stealing my quotes bitch.

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unless your grandma sucked your dick when you were a kid that is a reason not to respect..she brings him wildlife books and tries to talk while this fat punk is thinking bad of her the whole time..

 

dont tell us about it you fat fuck..

go tell your GRANDMA....

 

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that's some fucking cold shit to say, you'll be regreting that when your grandma dies. at least she's trying to be nice and bring you stuff. jesus christ. it could be worse you know, my grandma lived with us for a year and she had full blown alzheimers, which means dealing with shit infinitely worse than dumb jokes, eating loud, and talking shit about people back home. karma gonna get you good, you're gonna get stuck in one of those homes where they abuse you and steal your shit when you get old. just trying to be nice and you shit on her. that's fuckin beat.

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you are mean!

 

but check out this website...it's kinda funny because my grampie is the same exact person....http://www.crazygrandpa.com

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Yo Fatty. Thats some foul shit man, that is your Grandmother, you should start to have more respect for that before its to late. You inconciderate fat piece of shit.

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i hope i have grandchildren like you........

 

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"So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"

-nas

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dude thats fucked up,grandmas are the fucking best...

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower

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Originally posted by onesecondple@Oct 14 2004, 06:37 PM

you registerd to complain about your lovely grandmother? what kind of ass pirate are y ou?

 

 

yeah that doesnt make much sense , and what with that user name?!

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and the best part is that..he still has no other post. just the im-a-fucktard-and-i-bitch-about-sweet-ol-grannie thread

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