Fat Hawaiian Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Bust This: My grandparents came into town a few nights ago, and its really annoying. My grandma talks like she's on stage at a comedy club, setting herself up for jokes and playing off of other people. and she repeats her jokes over and over again but everyone in my family is afraid to remind her. One time i'muh be like "Look Grandma, you already told that joke you senile whore!"... I've had to eat dinner with them every night since they've been here, and all my grandma does is eat really loud, and she talks shit constantly about people "back home". The good thing is that she brings me ginger cookies and chocolate. But she brings me these wildlife books too, and it pisses me off, cause i'm not 7 anymore. I'd rather her bring me porn or a bottle-o-vodka. Lastly, i'd like to say, if my grandma posts on 12oz, FUCK OFF! Go home. -The Fat Hawaiian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 yo HAWAIIAN..you know what the fuck respect is?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 yeah...... asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 a little bit to much of that ginger and chocolate?huh fat boy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temp Name Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Yeah Hawaiian, I mean geeze. She's probably about to die and this is what you have to say about her....man. And stop stealing my quotes bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Originally posted by Temp Name: Yeah Hawaiian, I mean geeze. She's probably about to die and this is what you have to say about her....man. And stop stealing my quotes bitch. yeah......asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scienxe Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 just because people are old does not mean they merit respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 fuckin' grannies eh?...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 you can shut her up first with a headlock, then maneuver her into a DDT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 unless your grandma sucked your dick when you were a kid that is a reason not to respect..she brings him wildlife books and tries to talk while this fat punk is thinking bad of her the whole time.. dont tell us about it you fat fuck.. go tell your GRANDMA.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 what a waste of a first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 that's some fucking cold shit to say, you'll be regreting that when your grandma dies. at least she's trying to be nice and bring you stuff. jesus christ. it could be worse you know, my grandma lived with us for a year and she had full blown alzheimers, which means dealing with shit infinitely worse than dumb jokes, eating loud, and talking shit about people back home. karma gonna get you good, you're gonna get stuck in one of those homes where they abuse you and steal your shit when you get old. just trying to be nice and you shit on her. that's fuckin beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 you are mean! but check out this website...it's kinda funny because my grampie is the same exact person....http://www.crazygrandpa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24/7/365 Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Yo Fatty. Thats some foul shit man, that is your Grandmother, you should start to have more respect for that before its to late. You inconciderate fat piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 i hope i have grandchildren like you........ ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 dude thats fucked up,grandmas are the fucking best... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temp Name Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 I can't get over how much of an asshole this guy is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 My grandma has alzhiemer's...beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 We need more of these threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiddly Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 for real fattie you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 bringin this back was senseless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 you registerd to complain about your lovely grandmother? what kind of ass pirate are y ou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 fuck that if you dont want those wild life books ill take em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotorfinger Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple@Oct 14 2004, 06:37 PM you registerd to complain about your lovely grandmother? what kind of ass pirate are y ou? Quoted post yeah that doesnt make much sense , and what with that user name?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiddly Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 and the best part is that..he still has no other post. just the im-a-fucktard-and-i-bitch-about-sweet-ol-grannie thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 this shit is like three years old. 2blazzed has it right, there was no reason for the BUMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 FUCK THAT. i wish my grandma brought me wildlife books. you must be 13 or someshit.. in that "im too old for everything possible" stage. shut the fuck up, youre still a fucking kid. eat a donkey. your grandma sounds like teh awesome. you are going to feel like a fucking piece of shit when she passes. kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 damn i thought this was just posted. stop bumping shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I bet my grandma can kick your grandma's ass. FUCK FUCK FUCK its still true though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I found it funny how after you guys bumped this, you proceeded to talk to this guy like its currently happening in his life.. shit was like 3 or 4 years ago.. dude could be different now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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