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Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK

Good ol' home grown.......................................

 

Im not a pot snob, so Ill smoke the occasional

'mexican' joint. Its only shwag

if its moldy, and doesnt get you high.

Ive had some decent home grown

and it will get me lifted. My homies

are spoiled, so they got me smoking

that sticky ichy ichy!

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

I'll add electroclash to my list.

 

It's fun to see the sceensters dance like moody robots.

 

Have you hear d of Senor Coconut? He did a great remake CD of Kraftwerk's songs.

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seeing girls underwear when she doesnt know it!!!!! like if she sits down and her thong is showing and she doesnt know and you just keep looking at it...that shits guilthy pleasure

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

seeing girls underwear when she doesnt know it!!!!! like if she sits down and her thong is showing and she doesnt know and you just keep looking at it...that shits guilthy pleasure

 

how about when a button is unbuttoned on their blouse?:dazed:

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Guest --zeSto--

re: electroclash

 

I'm thinking more of Miss Kittin, The Hacker, Golden boy, Felix the House Cat, Ladytron etc....

 

But I'm searching for Senor Coconut as I type.

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Guest ZIONIST

fingering myself (i'm male)

 

 

drinking my own cum

 

stickin carrots up my ass

 

blowing my best friend

 

fucking women i dont know at all

 

carrying a gun almost all the time

 

staring at women an picturing them naked and fucking

 

hitting on any women i see, resulting in getting some husbands mad

 

fucking women that have 11 year old kids

 

smoking crack

 

catchin tags anywhere anytime, resulting in avvoidable arrests

 

not wearing condoms

 

wearing condoms when i jack off

 

wasting time

 

being undisiplined

 

sleeping in the day

 

wide awake at night

 

eating fast food 7 days a week

 

hittin on older women, they dont realize, whentthey do, they either get fukin mad at me or get horny

 

spitting while smoking

 

driving an uninsured car with illegal tints

 

starting forest fires

 

picking fights with white suburbans, then busting their mouths

 

white suburban women throwing beer a me for busting their boyfriends mouths

 

keeping my car brand new but burning the shit out of it with cigaretes

 

scaring white suburban girls and women

 

scaring preppy college kids by staring at them and following htem, with my vey black friend, then picking fights with them, whatch them bich out, or break their mouths

 

raping or date-raping drunk ass college girls

 

grabbing girls asses, especially black girls, cause white girls dont have much ass

 

fingering my latina friend with dirty fingers

 

1 cigarete before breakfast

 

staring at the women in the gym

 

staring at dicks in the gym showers

 

sucking myself

 

pickpocketing tourists in subway stations

 

robbing tourists anywhere

 

scaring tourists into leaving wherever they are

 

telling tourist families they should leave the area if the wanna be safe

 

spitting on bums

 

vandalizing

 

picking on litlle kids to fuck them up for practice

 

screaming at pedestrians when i'm driving

 

wasting my money on crack

 

making fun of bus rivers

 

making fun of fat people

 

making fun of people with big noses

 

secretly hating black americans in general

 

lying for no reasons

 

scrathing cars in parking lots for no reasons

 

tying to cause people on motorcycles to crash if i'm in a car

 

tailgating and speeding with aggresive music

 

feeling like knocking ladies into an upcoming subway when their on the edge of the platform

 

expecting to see someone do it and say out loud "oh shit"

 

always following pussy

 

wishing I was someone suburban preppy named Josh that has all the doors in life wide open

 

getting drunk then strolling into freight layups

 

smoking crack

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99cent tacos from Jack in the Box

Tapitio

stealing

Masturbating (and enjoying it better than sex)

Grapefruit Juice

Dancing half naked in my room and listening to Alicia Keyes

biting my nails

saved by the bell re-runs

showing my g-string and pretending i didn’t know it was showing

going to strip clubs and pimping old men for lots of money

having sex and videotaping it then watching it later while having sex

getting my asshole licked :yum:

smoking ciggeretes

driving through parking structures in first gear setting off everyone’s car alarm

going to raves and doing lots of ecstasy

driving the long way on the freeway to look at all the graffiti

vandalizing

peeing in the shower

licking and sucking on a lollipop like it’s a dick when flirting with a guy

getting my hair pulled from behind

fucking with people on too many drugs making them think they are trippen the fuck out so they get all confused and lost

big Mexican Gangstahs with baldheads ben davis pants and nike cortezes :yum:

looking at rotten.com

getting shit faced drunk and starting shit with anyone and everyone

tagging on homeless people

going to house parties and stealing all the shit inside

racking paint from k mart

talking like dr. evil from austin powers

watching porn and smoking weed

mooning people

laughing at really fat people

frozen dinners and breakfast for that matter

drinking code red morning afternoon and night

sitting on 12ozprophet for hours on end pretending like i have much more important things to do

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the ketchup song by the ketchup girls

the song by syria

cheezy euro pop in general.

going off about stuff.

complaining.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

cheezy euro pop in general.

 

i hear that!

i was on a vengaboys kick for a long time. corny.

and i drive my girl crazy with the complaining.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

jacking off to "close" female friends...hehehe

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Originally posted by kristy

Masturbating (and enjoying it better than sex)

 

 

having sex and videotaping it then watching it later while having sex

 

 

getting my asshole licked :yum:

l

 

icking and sucking on a lollipop like it’s a dick when flirting with a guy

 

 

getting my hair pulled from behind

 

 

 

 

 

WOW - sounds like fun

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i wanna fuck kristy so bad

 

not all of this i feel guilty about, some are funny. im sure ill regret them all later in life..

 

fucking claudia (a 5 foot 160 pound ,$35 hooker in t.j.).

being 20 and fucking lots of girls between 15-17.

my friend was fucking this girl, and when he finished he said ''hold on, my pagers going off'' then walked out, and i walked over and fucked her, and she thought it was still him(she still doesnt know that happened).

my homie and i were doing rollers and i said, hey, im gonna go take a shit, and i really went and jacked off on a near by rail road bridge.

knocked out a half retarded kid in one punch.

wanting to fuck my homie glens ex girl and both his sisters

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-fishing and general outdoors programs.

-borrowing items from friends with generally no intention of returning it.

-smoking cigarettes, lots of cigarettes.

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80's love songs, early 90's heavy metal glam/hair band music, looking at cute girls, checking out some of the good-looking dudes i paint with while we're painting (especially when they have their shirts off!), movies with matt dillon in them when he was younger, and not showering for a couple of days.

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^^ ha!

 

singing to 80s love songs (i pretty much know all of them)

bon jovi

looking at cute girls while i am with my man (he posted in this thread!)

making fun of the unfortunate (i know i am bad)

more drugs

looking at random dude's private areas when they have pants on

american idol (whatever)

the indian channel

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^^ what?! your man posted in here?

if my man read the stuff i posted in here, he would prolly get his feelings hurt. a little sensitive sometimes...

bon jovi in the 80's...yup!

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Originally posted by FIST2CUFFS

-steak

-hanging out with devilush

-bacon in the morning

-track bicycle racing

-pabst blue ribbon

 

;)

 

he knows i go home to him only.

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- sex with the ex

- french fries

- sleeping in late when i have a lot to do

- getting phone numbers but not calling

- disco

- dancing nude in my apt

- peeing in the shower... shhh

- watching porn at work

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