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Naked woman setting dinosaur on fire

@Mercer Used yours as a seed image, less that 10% similar. Closer to aoc, but not quite.

@morton Good luck, i did one almost exactly a year ago. Do NOT gamble on a fart, you will fucking lose.

I got jealous Fist was getting bush, and I think I broke it.

AI definitely does not grasp "decapitation" as a verb. I guess nobody is training their shit on rotten or faces of death vids....

Shen-Yun with Sausage

I spent $400 on a toothbrush

Why not be friendly and give other people a chance?

AOC too sexy for AI

Type dude that would prolly rape you if he caught you at his layup spot.

Really, why is the mascot of a laxative wearing cleaning gloves, is this really going to be that bad........Bowel Prep for colonoscopy tonight fellas

Ron Desantis wearing tall white boots and sticking a large black sausage in his mouth

I'm beginning to think AI doesn't know what puberty is. Naked woman with a beard between her legs Total fail, imo

Fucking nonsense indeed. What a waste of wealth/opportunity squandered on that fucking dolt.

I sure hope @misteraven appreciates how many gigs of art porn we are letting him host.

Another route, minimal success. Naked Hispanic woman with a lot of body hair

No thank you.

I didn't know it was possible.

This one kinda heart my inner penny pincher. As your official unlicensed/unsolicited financial advisor, this is not financial advise. Paying in advance during high interests rate times is good for your landlord, bad for you. Marcus by Goldman Sachs is paying 4.40% interest right now for their online savings accounts. $1500 rent X 3 months advance ($4500), @ 4.4% APY that's $16.18 a month, or $198 a year (compounding) Most banks have auto-pay, and will auto-ACH or mail out a check for free, less effort required than paying 2 x a year. Landlords like interest, but they like reliability even more, auto check/deposit same day every month = the best tenants Same thing applies to taxes, underpay out of your paycheck, get the interest gains, owe/pay during filing & keep the interest you earned. TLDR: fuck landlords & government.

Thanks guys. I’ll continue to burn em. A few at a time tho haha.

1. Lose weight (i started 10 days ago and I'm already down 6 pounds.. I'm sure it's just water weight) and then bulk up. 2. Read... this is a big one..i went from reading a bunch of books the last few years to reading none this year. I have a copy of The Color Purple, which I'm going to read before the movie comes out on Christmas. 3. Take a vacation... haven't taken one since 2011 so I'm overdue.. I've been trying to do Thailand for the past 7 years now but life, people flaking, and COVID happened. 4. Learn to rollerskate (don't judge me).

Sorry Lads, I had to break up the pool of photos with Schmuckleson Cuckerton. I wouldn't waste the internet or metaverse on that guy. In the meantime, here's some women and honey.

The fireplace is meant to have fire in it and the exposed components from the gas line are meant to take that heat. Otherwise, no need for concern IMO. If there was a gas leak you'd already be in trouble, and would have already smelled gas long ago. It also would have ignited from the candles before. To @Fist 666point, it would be good to know if the line is shut off or if it has been disconnected.

is the line just shut off or is it disconnected? At a job earlier this year I could smell gas so I let the plumber know and his response was, " well, it's not a big deal, when it's your time, it's your time..."

@SMdoubleXLit should be fine - any gas leak would have manifested itself by now and that would have been a bigger issue. The odds of you lighting candles and then a leak happens to occur would be crazy slim. So I guess just renters insurance and live on the edge.

Lose weight (I'm up to 200 lbs. again and should be at 175-180). I got there this year hitting the gym at 5am every day, but the new job kicked my ass. Last year I think I had the same resolution after getting Covid, and hearing fat boy style out of breath breathing in videos I shot with my phone when I was just walking. Lowest point was I couldn't hike up a mountain, literally turning back after 10 minutes. I was at 220 lbs in November 2023. Either way, gym membership still valid for now. Anyway, what's your struggle, goals for next year?

I assume it is down the list somewhere. Is it the one that @nicklesndimesposts in occasionally? I don’t remember what it was called and nothing came up on a few quick searches.

I’m sorry @ndv I have a one track mind Tucker Carlson eating a brown sausage out of a toilet bowl

New flashlight

I’ve lived in this place we’re renting now for 2 1/2 yrs. For 2 previous winters I’ve lit some candles in the fireplace because it’s non functional, provides ambiance and just enough warmth for this room. this year I have loaded it and plan to load more. last night I lit them all up for photo sake then it hit me. (2 fucking winters later). There is a fucking gas line (that is not functional, however gas still runs though our place) I freaked out and now I won’t light any. He says it should be fine because it’s closed off. I’m a hardcore worrier. Should I be? is there any slight remote chance of a major catastrophe here? I feel so stupid for not considering this forever ago

Tucker Carlson washing his large wrinkled sausage in the toilet

Wu-Tang is for the glizzies

Pay rent ahead 6 months instead of 3 . Buy a new couch. Get a sorbet maker and use it . Get a nut butter maker thing. Save up for some rane turntables and a nice 4 channel mixer. Actually purchase vst and vsti software instead of pirating. Go outside next summer instead of chilling out in my 61 degree apartment from spring to fall. Only have one friend with benefits instead of 3+ on rotation. Think about the fact I'm older and should consider life even older. Take more pictures.

That's mine from last year. Crushed two (fucking was A+ this year and I read 40 books), did okay on one (through intermittent fasting I've e lost around 15 pounds) and wholly missed one (couldn't find my shoes and only went to a gym once, didn't even touch my mountain bike.) This year I'm gonna aim to fuck even more, lose another ten, and start painting (not rap letters) again.

This shit is stuck in my history and quite a few times when trying to go to another site I frequent that starts with the letter S, I mistakenly hit D and this address auto fills. Hopefully nobody sees.