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That's kind of like opening a fat sack of dank and finding a turd coiled in it. My impression of the au natural deal is that girls like that go all the way to include lack of deoderant and decreased showering. Probably stinks, not my thing. Only thing that belt/choker are good for is to tie her down and give her a proper wash and trim, too much trouble.

Hell yeah.. falling down was such a great movie...we used to quote that movie all the time in high school.

Anal.

I could forgive the armpits, those inner thighs are too much. Tee-rash

My man!!

Threatening my dog with a bath as she had just found a fresh pile of bear shit to roll in Bucking wood for next winter. weird purple mushrooms, picture doesn't show how bright they are. Need to Google what they are.

that mans is asleep in one of those cryogenic sleep chambers. demolition mons shit.

This is what we'll all be dealing with this spring if they don't classify the waxing places as essential. I'll leave that musty bush drippin.

You ever say/hear a word so many times that you don’t even know if it’s a real word anymore? I just watched trump say China for three minutes and I’m not sure what today is anymore

You can’t make this shit up, Tiger King looks like a boring ass basic Peanuts cartoon next to this administration’s antics.

I just found an N95 mask i used to guard against all the smoke that made its way to my city during the Paradise CA fires....i think im gonna start wearing that everytime I go out.. just in case.

tits up is bad...

I misjudged you.

UPDATE: v:Never.Let.Hoe.Ass.Niggas.Ride Framing completed minus 2 pocket doors that I am putting off for ease of being able to move drywall around in this small area. Still never got that tub up on its ledge. I'll have to enlist some help tomorrow. Now its time to clean all of this crap up and head to the store to buy wire, receptacle boxes, and insulation.

Your tub comment in another thread reminded me of how I thought of this thread the other day to say I would def do at least 1 room w/a hidden entrance. Can also do hidden wall bar as a cool idea.

Also trying to level this cast iron bath tub by myself.

I think you get planted tits up. Thats not good.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2297389/police-who-set-up-hidden-cameras-to-spot-mountain-lion-instead-capture-bizarre-footage-of-pranksters-dressed-up-as-monsters-and-animals/

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bored at home fancied benching a train.knew one was coming soe headed uphill to get it. not a good run the boxcars on end were absent. after it left pulled the double up and beat it downhill to flick in much better light laughed at this in the afternoon went to check the recently painted bowden wall. sneaky trip to the yards to see if boxcars laid up in good benchable spot (nope) was hoping to include some costco panic porn since it's a costco carpark (also nope) but did see where the security guys comes in and parks. daughter decided the only way she could possibly enjoy a home disco waas by wearing a huge selection of nappies even though she's day toilet trained. saturday night's accomodation for something different for the kids. crappy kmart tent - 4 person my arse. only two of us survived the night in the tent. Only freight on sundays during daylight and it's always on time so headed up to get it. freight rider graff sushi for the family picking it up in a ghost town of a mall. in the afternoon took the kids for a walk to give them some room. people putting teddy bears on fences so kids can go on a bear hunt around the neighbourhood. wifey looked nice in her new dress cool old land rover then went home to discover the government's new policy my potentially fuck me sideways..

damn straight. lol. good bucket use for all your old shopping bags too until the hippies made everyone stop using plastic. (***definite hippy, here***lol)

joe Exotic was on the ballot in 16. Would we really be that much worse off? Lmao

Me waiting for my government check to buy a rifle and some weed Reverse Uno

Stretching the families legs, the paths were packed, my neighborhood usually feels like a ghost town. Stretching the legs of my almost 14 year old cream puff, I haven’t driven her in two weeks and don’t want the battery to die. Once again, people everywhere. Nobody walks in Phoenix/Scottsdale, these are rare times. IMG_5849.MOV

If you have pets I'm really into the idea of building beds, dens, or crates into the home design

The wifey & kids just went to bed, I’m wired up on vodka, anxiety, and some success with problem solving at work, so this is my reward .... until I wake up hungover on the couch at sunrise 😶

I went to one of these shitholes more than once, fooled by the cool looking retro sign like this place has been here forever. They only make one type of waffle and it sucks balls, but have a menu full of different waffles to choose from. "You want a coconut waffle homie? cool," let me sprinkle some shredded coconut on top of a shit waffle and here you go. "You want a chocolate chip waffle homie? cool," let me sprinkle some chocolate chips on top of that same shit waffle and here you go. "You want a pecan waffle homie?" Guess how we make that shit fool. Never occurred to these assholes to drop some money on developing more than one type of waffle for the menu, and less money on that cool retro looking graphic design. Seriously, that is some of the worst food I've ever been fooled into sampling. Someplace at waffle house headquarters: "Hey boss, what if we actually cooked the blueberries into the blueberry pancakes", "you're fired, that's a dumb idea."

so I’ve made a deal with myself. For every mile I get in-that’s one episode to watch (of some show I’ll get stuck on. Currently:better call saul) I got in four miles today. And living in a city of bridges-I walked my 22 or 23 bridge today (out of 446) there are a lot of these types of memorials around this area MOAR also saw my first deer since moving back. It was dead but a deer, nonetheless. the dot is where I usually sit by the river And managed to lose another lens cap cover

My only advice is being out of work for months during a collapse is going to sting people a lot worse than a couple a weeks off because of the flu. If you can work, do so, and if you can't for whatever reason, find work. If you're an entrepreneur, or hustler adapt your hustle for what's in demand right now. I can't stress this enough. nobody can save you but yourself. Shutting down an economy is easy, ramping one back up doesn't happen overnight.

Its gonna have to get worse before all of my hacks, tips, tricks come into play. When it does I'll share my knowledge step-by-step with all of you on how to make rope with a waist band, bow and arrow out of bic pen and paper, and many useful other things like shanks all while on how to recruit prison guards, I mean cops and national guards to move your contraband from zip code to zip code. How to make tattoo ink comes in handy too it's pretty easy to. Need fire? I got you covered. Hand me a paper clip, pencil lead, and that's right, toilet paper. But let's just hope it doesn't get to that point. This isnt malarkey, this is anarchy.

I just realized that hurricane season starts in just 2 months and this years season is predicted to be above normal in activity. Generally I love seeing hurricane season come and tear things up because it means more work for me. This year; I dont know. If the covid virus is not under control and a large enough storm tears up the east coat, we could all be done for.

3/27/2020 5:04 am Wake up, use flash like I don't know how technology works alerting a lakeside neighborhood there's a fool close by 5:06 Only drink coffee imported from Yirgacheffe in Ethiopia, smells like citrus when it's ground. Wonk Saggin 5:11 am Gucci in the kitchen water whippin' 5:16 am Breakfast, then shower get dressed 6:15 am Lunch/Breakfast packed by wifey 6:23 am New Kicks came in the mail last night, a rare "allowed to wear in house" opportunity exploited. 6:40am preparing to roll out for the day 6:45 Three cones packed 6:46am Leftovers from grinder go in the dugout 6:46 am Just a quick taste 6:50 am pocket/wallet content check, word is the same ox slashed another oontzer earlier 6:50 am Still too thiiiiiiick when it's packed for me, time to hit the road though 8:47 am found the culprit, water damage on a duct detector for a massive parking garage fan unit 8:48 am Just before I replaced the card and head in less than 30 minutes, clear the fire alarm panel's trouble, and get this fan unit working again 9:37 am Gloves come off, hands wiped clean and sanitized upon entering the vehicle. 10:40 am A temperamental subject disturbing an entire high rise, luckily I know just the trick to satisfy her, fixed in less than 5 minutes 10:45 am Rewarded with a concert in the parking garage from this beauty by the building engineer 11:45 am Lunch time, thermos meals are highly recommended 12:03 am Brand New Work Vehicle Flex 12:12 Time for a hike in the garden. 12:16 They bold now 12:17 Fuckizyou lookin at kid? 12:20 They maintaining proper dissidence, and social distance by climbing rocks. Proper. 12:34 Forgot to take off tools, keys, voltmeter but at least my feet dressed for my best Colorado life. 12:43 Checking out my favorite artist's work 12:50 Soon to be: On the road again... 1:04 Attitude back on gratitude after lunch, a long drive ahead, hustle is essential 5:15 Emergency communications restored after an open heart surgery, Mercer's about that overtime life 5:26 Gloves come off outside of the vehicle only to wash the hands 5:27 Blue collar worker rule number 9, only clean hands shall touch PP (cropped) 5:39 Feed the horses in the back 5:43 Gas, grass, and (hopefully one day) ass will be available here. 7:02 My favorite time is spoiled brat time with this dog poop factory 7:06 Flexxelence poppin off in the kitchen when I come in the door wavin the .44 7:43 All you heard was poppa don't fuck with hamburger helper no mo 8:21 Local desert is a must, just before bed, I'm old and I'm usually out before 9:00 pm

The Monkey Nutz drum really ties the kit together

Also, I like all of these suggestions. Here is what I am willing to entertain in no particular order of greatness: 1) hidden stash spots 2) skeletons 3) sex dungeon 4) herb garden 5) urinal 6) im trying to figure out how to make my house poop a dildo into the neighbors house. 7) shower bathroom (no glass)

Had an amazing night, the off grid type shit that makes me feel like I'm high. Sleet coming down I can see down the road obvious signs of bear activity, figure I'll poke my head out and maybe get to see something cool. Open the door and there's an adult bear on my doorstep, it would be like opening your door and seeing Andre the Giant crouched there. Shut door and called my girl to check this shit out. Turned out to be a mother and 2 mostly grown yearlings. They hung around a good 15 minutes exploring, playing, wrestling, climbing at trees. We just opened the window and hung out, free show courtesy of nature.