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When you're given lemons...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by nomadawhat, Jan 28, 2005.

  1. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu


    Man peed way out of avalanche

    A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

    Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

    He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

    But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

    He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

    He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

    Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.



    :lol:
     
  2. NikolaTesla/paperclips

    NikolaTesla/paperclips New Jack

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  3. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    This man is my new hero. Seriously.
     
  4. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    that is the shit, my god....beer saves again


    alcohol, the cause of, and salution to, all of lifes problems...
     
  5. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    awesome.
    just another fine example of how beer can save your life.
     
  6. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    holy shit this guy is fucking awesome, that has to be the best beer story ever.
     
  7. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 5,160 Likes Received: 193
    Beer....now there a temporary solution
     
  8. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    :haha:
     
  9. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    This sounds like a sack of shit story to me. I don't care how much you piss, no one can drink 60 beers and not die of alchohol poisoning. I say it's completely fake.
     
  10. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    best fucking story, EVER.
     
  11. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    you sir, are most definitely, incorrect.
     
  12. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    Why would he have to have peed on it? It seems like he could have saved the trouble and just poured the beer on it. Anything wet will melt snow momentarily.
     
  13. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i don't think pouring cold beer on snow would have the same effect as taking a steamy piss on it.

    why are you opposing the pure awesomeness of this story!!!???
     
  14. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    They found him four days later and he was still drunk. Its not at all that ridiculous to drink 60 beers in 96 hours. Sure, its not the best idea under normal circumstances to be drinking beer for 96 hours straight, but that makes for the best story ever.
     
  15. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i have a friend that drank 48 beers in about..... 36 hours or so. and that's just being dumb, not life or death. also, this dude is SLOVAKIAN. something just tells me them boys can drank.
     
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