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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sludgenuts, Oct 13, 2003.

  1. sludgenuts

    sludgenuts Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 0
    this is to everyone, but only effects a select few.

    i am advising everyone i am a park ranger and i DO know which members have been poaching and which ones have been feeding the bears. so if you know what is good for you. id watch your little asses. cause im about to get busy.
  2. Mr.Clean

    Mr.Clean Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Messages: 462 Likes Received: 0
  3. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    I wouldn't question him if i was you, he seems pretty pissed.

    Ay man, i never went near the bears, swear on my mothers name.
  4. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,132 Likes Received: 79
    you can't hurt a roach with a can of raid, sit down.
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    its true though, the roach thing. If you spray it it will get paralyzed for like a week, then magically come back to life if you don't smash it with a hammer. True story.
  6. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Look man,Yogi took MY picnic hamper.
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    those things can live for a few days even if you decapitate them I've heard. Fucking disgusting man.
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    I have 4 different roach stories. All of them involve the amazing recuperative powers/ hardtokillness that is roachdom. Well actually, one is a funny "I didn't know those motherfuckers could fly" story, but I'll save that for another day.
  9. type R

    type R Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 2,456 Likes Received: 1
    this thread was fucking stupid.

    the roach stories are what saved it.
  10. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    Roaches can live through nuke war

    They can withstand like twenty times the radiation dose that would kill a human being. I figure it will be the ultimate revenge against exterminator companies. "Ha hah hah Haaaa---puny humans! We will live to dance on your tombstones!" Tom DeLay better watch his ass. I think most roaches are Democrats.
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,132 Likes Received: 79
    you know, over at my friends house in Austin, he used to have water bugs, which I believe are pretty much roaches.... with wings.

    Anyhow, on numerous occassions, we sould smash one and then be chilling on the back porch drinking.... and a water bug would come out of no where flying right towards the person's face that smashed the other one... almost like revenge. I witnessed this quite a few times, and it makes me wonder how they do that.
  12. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha funny guy.... I've been poaching enough trout...
  13. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 2,292 Likes Received: 0
    thats the funniest thing i heard all day.
  14. phism

    phism Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 735 Likes Received: 0
  15. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    park rangers? roaches? raid? sounds like something that makes up a good 20% of some joke that hasn't been written yet.