sludgenuts Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 this is to everyone, but only effects a select few. i am advising everyone i am a park ranger and i DO know which members have been poaching and which ones have been feeding the bears. so if you know what is good for you. id watch your little asses. cause im about to get busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I wouldn't question him if i was you, he seems pretty pissed. Ay man, i never went near the bears, swear on my mothers name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 you can't hurt a roach with a can of raid, sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 its true though, the roach thing. If you spray it it will get paralyzed for like a week, then magically come back to life if you don't smash it with a hammer. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by sludgenuts this is to everyone, but only effects a select few. i am advising everyone i am a park ranger and i DO know which members have been poaching and which ones have been feeding the bears. so if you know what is good for you. id watch your little asses. cause im about to get busy. Look man,Yogi took MY picnic hamper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo its true though, the roach thing. If you spray it it will get paralyzed for like a week, then magically come back to life if you don't smash it with a hammer. True story. those things can live for a few days even if you decapitate them I've heard. Fucking disgusting man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I have 4 different roach stories. All of them involve the amazing recuperative powers/ hardtokillness that is roachdom. Well actually, one is a funny "I didn't know those motherfuckers could fly" story, but I'll save that for another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 this thread was fucking stupid. the roach stories are what saved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Roaches can live through nuke war They can withstand like twenty times the radiation dose that would kill a human being. I figure it will be the ultimate revenge against exterminator companies. "Ha hah hah Haaaa---puny humans! We will live to dance on your tombstones!" Tom DeLay better watch his ass. I think most roaches are Democrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 you know, over at my friends house in Austin, he used to have water bugs, which I believe are pretty much roaches.... with wings. Anyhow, on numerous occassions, we sould smash one and then be chilling on the back porch drinking.... and a water bug would come out of no where flying right towards the person's face that smashed the other one... almost like revenge. I witnessed this quite a few times, and it makes me wonder how they do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by sludgenuts this is to everyone, but only effects a select few. i am advising everyone i am a park ranger and i DO know which members have been poaching and which ones have been feeding the bears. so if you know what is good for you. id watch your little asses. cause im about to get busy. hahaha funny guy.... I've been poaching enough trout... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 thats the funniest thing i heard all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phism Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 http://public.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/80-100/two-towers-06.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 park rangers? roaches? raid? sounds like something that makes up a good 20% of some joke that hasn't been written yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 *believe* haha..I needed a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 this is not a joke, im obviously sitting outside many of your houses right now. typing away at my very technical laptop in my big tough suv that can go over big rocks and small children! this is not a laughing matter. THIS IS PUNK RAWKAOS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 here in aus there arent bears in the parks, theres kangaroos and dingos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by krie here in aus there arent bears in the parks, theres kangaroos and dingos no one cares loser!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i hate cockroaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet i hate cockroaches. well since you started to hate on...we hate you too. so go die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i shit down the slide. what you gonna do about it smokey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut i shit down the slide. what you gonna do about it smokey? clearly im going to run you over with my big tough suv that has been lifted 23 ft higher than it ever should be. and then ill use that winch on the front to drag you cause obviously with my spike tires i wont be getting stuck i wont be needing it to pull me out of anywhere. or ill just cut you down w/ my machete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 uuhhmm, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by crave uuhhmm, ok. your too dumb for this thread. go to the mall mallgoth!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 ............me? i'm that guy you see at the mall everyday in the arcade constantly playing streetfighter 2 turbo, for hours on end but only brought three dollors with him......ya'll do the math on that one. moogle?/ rockin the screwdriver since 92'....neogeo machines beware!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMBOOZLED Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I hear a good 17% of Australia is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 ahahaha the bear just looked hungry geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? ............me? i'm that guy you see at the mall everyday in the arcade constantly playing streetfighter 2 turbo, for hours on end but only brought three dollors with him......ya'll do the math on that one. moogle?/ rockin the screwdriver since 92'....neogeo machines beware!! Well fuck, I figured maybe you had gotten good at it or something. God damn misfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 You are a dickhead Jessica simpson is on tv :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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