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so i got arreted trying to get laid

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 15, 2000 Messages: 13,624 Likes Received: 51
    never go back to a party after leaving trying to get some. all that happens is Dt's hemming you up. no pusy is worth this horrid story
     
  2. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    that's what you get for crashing sweet 16 parties
     
  3. THANKYOU

    THANKYOU Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2005 Messages: 2,772 Likes Received: 21
  4. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    This reminds me of two summers ago when I left a party after doing several kegstands, came back, told a female officer that the only reason she joined the force was to get gangbanged by her fellow officers, and then got slammed into the concrete, cuffed, several times.

    I got put in the drunk tank with a fake name, fake address, fake birthday, fake postal code, the works. They woke me up three hours later to re-ask me, and I gave the correct information (I winged it the first time). I had to walk home about thirty kilometres, but it was funny, still. Dumb bitch pig, hiking up her belt...fuck you.
     
  5. CALIgula

    CALIgula Moderator Crew

    Joined: Mar 1, 2004 Messages: 36,278 Likes Received: 1,197
    i thought this thread was going to be about hookers...
     
  6. AllTheWrongWords

    AllTheWrongWords Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2006 Messages: 5,175 Likes Received: 162
    Who the fuck measure in kilometers?
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Canadians, and the rest of the world?
     
  8. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    dude you gottta tell us the entire horrid story
     
  9. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    Something similar happened to me once, but I escaped.

    Sorry about that, and hope it turns out okay.
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    HESHZILLA, YOU AND THE DUDES FROM THE THING GOING TO THE SHOW THAT OPENS TONIGHT AT THE PLACE WITH THE PEOPLE THAT ARE OUR PEOPLES?
     
  11. Mc-Ignite

    Mc-Ignite New Jack

    Joined: Apr 28, 2006 Messages: 15 Likes Received: 0
    Once i left a party after i noticed it sucked then came back and tpo my surprise there were sexy naked vampire chicks sucking everyones blood lucky i had my cross and i bashied them back to hell.
     
  12. madsencarl

    madsencarl Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 3, 2006 Messages: 2,059 Likes Received: 62
    The only countries that don't measure in kilomtres, and measure in miles instead are the USA, UK, Liberia and Myanmar. Everybody else uses kilometres.
     
  13. KniggazInDemStreetz

    KniggazInDemStreetz Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2005 Messages: 1,367 Likes Received: 4
    12oz has the fucking coolest thread, I'm so satisfied with this nonsense, and you all should be too!
     
  14. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    whacking-off is way underrated
     
  15. AllTheWrongWords

    AllTheWrongWords Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2006 Messages: 5,175 Likes Received: 162

    Damn

    What assholes
     
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