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let's bitch about landlords...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by [email protected]#$%, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623
    my landlord just called me up

    he doesn't remember me giving him first and last months rent and security deposit
    he thinks i only gave him the deposit
    and i didn't pay my rent this month

    he also told me he showed my apartment this morning.
    no warning.
    i wonder what he thought about all that paint and the bong.

    he didn't say shit though
  2. master bait

    master bait Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Messages: 605 Likes Received: 0
    if you moved the money to him via bank accounts, you should be able to get the official prove from the bank...?

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    my landlord tries to be shifty and not fix things, i just have my roomate call her pegan father, then next thing you know problem solved.
  4. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    fucking landlords....:scowl:

    he doesn't remember getting the money from you?.. how the hell does he think you moved in. don't you have a signed lease or reciepts.

    and the entry w/o notice is definitely illegal.. but unless somethings missing I'm not sure what you could do about it that wouldn't be a huge pain.. and with no gain. and fuck what he thinks of your personal shit... if he did say something give him a big fuck you.
  5. xen

    xen Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 4, 2004 Messages: 2,804 Likes Received: 304
    I'm sure it does you no good now, but for future reference, checks or money orders just for the documentation. My landlord upped the rent $50 a month cuz i was stayin with my girlfriend. We are now in the house so no more rent for me. Now if ya wanna bitch about utility companies or property taxes, I can get in on that.... :hatred:
  6. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    banned! haha

    My landlord is great.
    He used to be in a pretty big rock band and now
    he owns a couple houses and does recording/production
    for local bands. It's nice having a normal human as a landlord.

    My old landlord had two names:

    Peter - If you were giving him a check or doing something that would help him.
    Pedro - If you were complaining about anything that needed to be fixed.

    and Pedro didn't speak english, but Peter did. WTF?
  7. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    My landlord is dope. I'm fairly convinced he's involved in the mafia. He's quick about getting shit fixed. And he let us keep our huge dog despite that he probably told us "no dogs" when we moved in. Overall he's just a standup guy.

  8. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,866 Likes Received: 27
    My landlord is an old german lady, cool as hell. She don't give a fuck what we do, just so long as we keep her pockets lined.

    When something breaks, we call her up and she get's that shit fixed pronto. When our A/C went out, she had a brand new digital system installed. Septic tank was fucked up, 2 days later that shit was fixed and cleaned out. Hot water broke recently, bam!, new hot water heater.

    We love her.

    And no, we do not sex her up. But we think the old man that does the minimal fixing up is knockin her off.
  9. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    My landlord is a scumfucking asshole who tried to evict a husband, wife, and his daughter one day after the husband came home from open heart surgery. They were 10 days late on rent because he had been hospitalized. They had lived in the apartment for 7 years, never been late on rent, and even paid months in advance many times.

    The fucker showed up when we moved into this place and came in, looked at my roommate's dog which had a piece of plastic hanging from its ass for some reason, and said "Looks like your dog has some afterbirth hanging from its puss."

    Fucking shitbag.
  10. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623
    bong b bong bong bongggg...


    i've got documentation, i'm not getting screwed [again]

    the last time i moved out of a place, the landlord was super cool until it came time to return my security deposit
    then he tried to front like the tupac cd in the closet was rubbish that took $200 to clean up
    i mean shit, the cd wasn't that good, but it was there when i moved in!
    i thought it was part of the apartment hahahaa

    yeah, seriously, fuck Ed Nottingham and his fancy brownstone.

    i'm done with these sheistmeisters.
    i'm moving into my own house this weekend.

    **fix-ups guys get lots of desperate landlady action
  11. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    word congrats on that own home business. i'm definately not looking forward to my return to the civilian housing markets. my credit is so fucked up i will probably wind up living in a tin shack with a shady ass landlord. and i can't seem to talk my brother into getting a place for the life of me... (he's living in a warehouse... lol)
  12. JesusMachine

    JesusMachine Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 3, 2002 Messages: 4,509 Likes Received: 207
    old landlord: Foul-Mouthed-Rabbi
    nigga was like 80 and cursed like a dirty sailor. homeboy wore the hat, yamakah (sp), black crusty suit. the whole 9.

    lived downstairs from us. 2 family house situation. we would share the driveway with the vietnamese family next door. 5 am he would scream "WHO'S FUCKING CAR IS THIS"!

    would complain if me or my roommates took longer than a 10 min. shower.

    freezing cold in the winter. heat would be right at the legal limit which was cold as fuck.

    enter my apt. (without notice) and showed it to other people.

    called the po on us mad times.
  13. boner

    boner Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 26, 2003 Messages: 137 Likes Received: 0
    my old maintenence dude had one of those voicebox things you put over the hole in your throat from cancer or whatnot. freaked me out the first time he came by.

    i enjoyed leaving the apartment all messy when they would show it to new tenents. fuck em, there's nothing they can do about it.
  14. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2

    my buddy and i were gunna paint in his backyard on this huge shed hes got, but the neighbours and the landlord totally bitched him out. LAMEWADS
  15. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,866 Likes Received: 27
    those aren't landlords. those are slumlords.