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JOKER transcend interview by seeking

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jan 13, 2002.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    JOKER transcend interview by seeking

    Discussion started by seeking - Jan 13, 2002

    seeking: do you mind if i interview you... no graffiti stuff... just random
    questions.
    joker: i dont know...im all about graffiti and wearing black. but sure, i guess so
    seeking: what do you think about porn movies?
    joker: i make them. i am them.
    seeking: haha i bet... when was the last time you watched one?
    joker: popping one in the VCR right now
    seeking: i really wanted to buy you one... i didn't know I had to be 21!
    seeking: but now i'm 22... i have a fake ID
    joker: so next time you come over, bring a few
    seeking: yeah, cute, ain't it
    joker: not as cute as me in a spandex racing suit first thing in the morning riding my bike to hot topic to buy a new 'alien sex fiends' shirt.
    seeking: speaking of being illegal, I'm suppose to paint some legal wall soon
    joker: yeah..painting illegals is just so out. rock that legal wall, go crazy girlfriend.
    seeking: It's gonna run forever and ever because the guy i'm painting it with
    owns the place
    joker: i thought this interview was about me me me. not you you you.
    seeking: i'm just talking randomly. this is still part of the interview ya know
    seeking: okay... if you can travel to one place... where would you go?
    and why?
    joker: id like to follow gescom on their next tour. i think i would like to ride my bike behind their bus and build up my calf muscles so i can go really, really fast like a bird, or a fast swimming fish.
    seeking: like myself?
    joker: no.
    seeking: good answer!
    joker: thank you. it was
    seeking: i hit you up a lot here
    joker: i sat in my basement listening to Kraftwerk till 3:30 last night
    seeking: word gotta represent strictly cleavage
    seeking: no diamonds, but i'll do some hearts soon
    joker: strictly cleavage...so do you experiment with other women?
    seeking: sexy chickens no doubt
    seeking: what is the craziest thing you've done? got any stories?
    joker: ive still got sexy chickens on my mind. my aching heart cant think straight. i need to sit in a black room for a year and contemplate the misery of existence.
    seeking: yeah from what i remember... you have stories for miles
    joker: kilometers.
    seeking: what was that one story? about the mattress on the 3rd rail??
    joker: You heard wrong..it was a hammok.
    seeking: haha
    seeking: yeah!
    joker: easily amused are we?
    joker: i bought a new hammock at ikea and when me and my wife were driving home in our honda civic it fell out of the trunk, bounced onto the sidewalk.
    seeking: that shit is crazy
    joker: some crazy shit
    seeking: you're a maniac
    seeking: i've beat up chicks before
    joker: i dont beat up chicks. i weep for their eternal sadness.
    seeking: i've also maced some guy at a bus stop
    seeking: i'm sure girls love you too
    seeking: you're the best... you really are
    joker: im flattered. who are you again?
    Secret: julia and i just love you
    joker: don't let my wife hear that. i told you guys it was over
    seeking: with hula skirts?
    joker: no, the Bauhaus did not invent the hula skirt
    seeking: well, i gotta talk to her about it
    Secret: we'll work something out
    Secret: we should go to Rome
    Rebel: jam out with ya clam out
    Rebel: straight get retarted !
    Secret: haha
    joker: huh?
    seeking: oops. so what groups have you been listening to lately?
    joker: I just picked up the new 'endless droning static' 45, shit makes me want to shake my hips. i've been downloading alot of modemn tones from all over the world. did you know that indias modemns sound like a sitar? its incredible.
    seeking: jane's addiction is dope
    joker: i quit shooting dope in the 80's.
    seeking: which ghost face album? i have the first one
    joker: ghost face? i wouldnt know. i dont like music with words. actually, i dont like music with emotion either.
    at this point things began to drag on endlessly so i decided to skip around a bit. i hope you can keep up with the madening pace.

    seeking: haha someone just told me you've been getting up in video games??
    seeking: jesus you've got more shoes than me
    joker: i do recall the great art deco skyscrapers of the 1920s and 1930s striving for an eccentric flamboyance of their own however.
    seeking: i look dumb in basketball shoes
    joker: haha no shit.
    seeking: you've got your hands on more nike's than a chinese kid at a
    sweatshop
    seeking: for a second there, i thought they were pretty boys!
    seeking: the old Nas was dope.
    joker: Nas was a pretty boy
    seeking: the old Nas was dope.
    joker: and I AM a chinese kid at a sweatshop. Nas doesn't compare
    joker: Nas can eat my new rock shoks.
    seeking: are you selling anything?
    joker: Quite possibly your ass
    seeking: coney island
    joker: Australia's Sydney Opera House
    seeking: subways
    joker: cherry cotton candy
    seeking: Secret: and spice
    joker: ramen noodles



    *technicaly, this interview wasn't with joker at all. i couldnt get a hold of him, so i interviewed the equaly deserving 'MAIN2' and just claimed it was him. she didnt know anything about him, so i coached her a little bit, then i just changed alot of the answer afterwards to reflect stereotypical answers that joker wouldnt give, but that i felt were sort of funny anyway. 'endless dorning static' doesnt really exist.
     
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  2. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Jan 13, 2002

    hahahahaha oh man
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jan 13, 2002

    that modem tones shit is just hilarious. i think ill go have to check out indias.
     
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  4. tue skinny

    tue skinny 12oz Elite Member

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    tue skinny - Replied Jan 13, 2002

    thi8s interview was enjoyable
     
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  5. kaesthebluntedwonder

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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Jan 13, 2002

    right
     
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  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jan 13, 2002

    whoa shit seeking, stop copying secrets interviews you fool.
     
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  7. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jan 13, 2002

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    thats funny shit, good job, but you have too much time, ill let other people figure out whats going on here.
     
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  8. Weapon X

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    Weapon X - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    bump for no reason.


    i found this while looking for a Ghost World thread 'cuz I just saw it and thought it was pretty good. Also, what a coincidence, because I just reread that WYWS' Ghetto Blaster issue with the Joker and Hence interviews last night. Shit's from, like, '97 or some shit.
     
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  9. MISTA POOKY

    MISTA POOKY New Jack

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    MISTA POOKY - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    THATS GOOD READIN
     
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  10. toyeattoywar

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    toyeattoywar - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    thats some funny stuff.
     
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  11. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    interesting, very interesting
     
  12. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    would you ever punch an alien?
     
  13. MISTA POOKY

    MISTA POOKY New Jack

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    MISTA POOKY - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    SHUT THE FUCK UP SEEKING!
     
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  14. footsoldier

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    footsoldier - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    that interview was fuckin weak. wasn't s single good story in it.
     
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  15. fr8oholic

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    fr8oholic - Replied Sep 24, 2002

    more funny man, shit's a riot...
     
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