seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 seeking: do you mind if i interview you... no graffiti stuff... just random questions. joker: i dont know...im all about graffiti and wearing black. but sure, i guess so seeking: what do you think about porn movies? joker: i make them. i am them. seeking: haha i bet... when was the last time you watched one? joker: popping one in the VCR right now seeking: i really wanted to buy you one... i didn't know I had to be 21! seeking: but now i'm 22... i have a fake ID joker: so next time you come over, bring a few seeking: yeah, cute, ain't it joker: not as cute as me in a spandex racing suit first thing in the morning riding my bike to hot topic to buy a new 'alien sex fiends' shirt. seeking: speaking of being illegal, I'm suppose to paint some legal wall soon joker: yeah..painting illegals is just so out. rock that legal wall, go crazy girlfriend. seeking: It's gonna run forever and ever because the guy i'm painting it with owns the place joker: i thought this interview was about me me me. not you you you. seeking: i'm just talking randomly. this is still part of the interview ya know seeking: okay... if you can travel to one place... where would you go? and why? joker: id like to follow gescom on their next tour. i think i would like to ride my bike behind their bus and build up my calf muscles so i can go really, really fast like a bird, or a fast swimming fish. seeking: like myself? joker: no. seeking: good answer! joker: thank you. it was seeking: i hit you up a lot here joker: i sat in my basement listening to Kraftwerk till 3:30 last night seeking: word gotta represent strictly cleavage seeking: no diamonds, but i'll do some hearts soon joker: strictly cleavage...so do you experiment with other women? seeking: sexy chickens no doubt seeking: what is the craziest thing you've done? got any stories? joker: ive still got sexy chickens on my mind. my aching heart cant think straight. i need to sit in a black room for a year and contemplate the misery of existence. seeking: yeah from what i remember... you have stories for miles joker: kilometers. seeking: what was that one story? about the mattress on the 3rd rail?? joker: You heard wrong..it was a hammok. seeking: haha seeking: yeah! joker: easily amused are we? joker: i bought a new hammock at ikea and when me and my wife were driving home in our honda civic it fell out of the trunk, bounced onto the sidewalk. seeking: that shit is crazy joker: some crazy shit seeking: you're a maniac seeking: i've beat up chicks before joker: i dont beat up chicks. i weep for their eternal sadness. seeking: i've also maced some guy at a bus stop seeking: i'm sure girls love you too seeking: you're the best... you really are joker: im flattered. who are you again? Secret: julia and i just love you joker: don't let my wife hear that. i told you guys it was over seeking: with hula skirts? joker: no, the Bauhaus did not invent the hula skirt seeking: well, i gotta talk to her about it Secret: we'll work something out Secret: we should go to Rome Rebel: jam out with ya clam out Rebel: straight get retarted ! Secret: haha joker: huh? seeking: oops. so what groups have you been listening to lately? joker: I just picked up the new 'endless droning static' 45, shit makes me want to shake my hips. i've been downloading alot of modemn tones from all over the world. did you know that indias modemns sound like a sitar? its incredible. seeking: jane's addiction is dope joker: i quit shooting dope in the 80's. seeking: which ghost face album? i have the first one joker: ghost face? i wouldnt know. i dont like music with words. actually, i dont like music with emotion either. at this point things began to drag on endlessly so i decided to skip around a bit. i hope you can keep up with the madening pace. seeking: haha someone just told me you've been getting up in video games?? seeking: jesus you've got more shoes than me joker: i do recall the great art deco skyscrapers of the 1920s and 1930s striving for an eccentric flamboyance of their own however. seeking: i look dumb in basketball shoes joker: haha no shit. seeking: you've got your hands on more nike's than a chinese kid at a sweatshop seeking: for a second there, i thought they were pretty boys! seeking: the old Nas was dope. joker: Nas was a pretty boy seeking: the old Nas was dope. joker: and I AM a chinese kid at a sweatshop. Nas doesn't compare joker: Nas can eat my new rock shoks. seeking: are you selling anything? joker: Quite possibly your ass seeking: coney island joker: Australia's Sydney Opera House seeking: subways joker: cherry cotton candy seeking: Secret: and spice joker: ramen noodles *technicaly, this interview wasn't with joker at all. i couldnt get a hold of him, so i interviewed the equaly deserving 'MAIN2' and just claimed it was him. she didnt know anything about him, so i coached her a little bit, then i just changed alot of the answer afterwards to reflect stereotypical answers that joker wouldnt give, but that i felt were sort of funny anyway. 'endless dorning static' doesnt really exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 so i can go really, really fast like a bird, or a fast swimming fish. hahahahaha oh man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 that modem tones shit is just hilarious. i think ill go have to check out indias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 thi8s interview was enjoyable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 whoa shit seeking, stop copying secrets interviews you fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 AHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA thats funny shit, good job, but you have too much time, ill let other people figure out whats going on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 bump for no reason. i found this while looking for a Ghost World thread 'cuz I just saw it and thought it was pretty good. Also, what a coincidence, because I just reread that WYWS' Ghetto Blaster issue with the Joker and Hence interviews last night. Shit's from, like, '97 or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MISTA POOKY Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 THATS GOOD READIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 thats some funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 interesting, very interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 would you ever punch an alien? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MISTA POOKY Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 SHUT THE FUCK UP SEEKING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 that interview was fuckin weak. wasn't s single good story in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by KaBeer SHUT THE FUCK UP SEEKING! more funny man, shit's a riot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 I wish I was part of a conversation with Secret... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meone Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 thats funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 That shit was fucking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 that interview was fuckin weak. wasn't s single good story in it. agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by seeking i've been downloading alot of modemn tones from all over the world. did you know that indias modemns sound like a sitar? its incredible. now thats comedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 25, 2002 Author Share Posted September 25, 2002 haha, fuck, this is old. lemme put this into context for yall... secret had done an 'interview' with someone on here. i took all of her dialogue, and just retyped it, as i 'interviewed' 'joker'. i also did one with beardo. at the time, it was funny though, cause everyone had read the secret interview, so the shit i was saying made sense. c'mon joker, dont front, you know that modem tone shit was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by Joker I wish I was part of a conversation with Secret... Well, sheeeeiiiiit. Just bring a bottle of red wine and we can talk ALL night. :cool: Okay, back to studying.... p.s. I enjoy your versions of my interviews a lot better, Seeking. I edited mine because it didn't make any sense and it wasn't as interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 he said "alien sex fiends"... bitch is weak, nontestimonial, not knowin', anal vapor sniffin wishin' he was there when the pussyquake happened... straight loser stylee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 ^?????????????????????????? what the fuck did that all mean smart? last i heard Joker was a east coast style intellect that broke shit down on the west coast. then i found 12 oz and all i get is seeking running his name with a fake interview.....the fucks up with that? shit, at least the interview i read in ghetto blaster was worth my while..... cause it appears this one was a cheap sidebust off JOKERS name from seeking............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH cause it appears this one was a cheap sidebust off JOKERS name from seeking............. this is what I'm saying... to attribute weak ass confustigated quotes to Joker... just sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Hahaha reading it again made me remember how funny the one with Beardo was. It defined "dry" humor. Someone find it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Bump cause we need more of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 @misteraven- caught me name searching... LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I found this pretty amusing. The projected pretense and faux-intellectualism thrown at@Joker seemed to exactly match how I viewed @seekingin the '07-'10 era, esp re conversations about art. Mockery (satirical and in-fun, included) is so often an attempt to break the barrier into something you want to be a part of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 4, 2019 Author Share Posted September 4, 2019 Huh. I have absolutely no memory of this. Despite me explaining within the posts, I’m still not even sure exactly what it is? I chopped up an interview with secret, added a fake interview with MAIN2, then changed it all to include weird goth noise bands, then attributed it to joker?? I mean... I guess that’s kind of funny? I don’t blame anyone for hating me on here. In fact, in retrospect, I’m far more confused as to how anyone didn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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