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if i was celery...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    if i was celery...

    Discussion started by seeking - Nov 18, 2005

    i would hire a gang of thugs who stalked the paparazzi and kicked the living shit out of them on a weekly basis. then when they showed up the next night trying to get pics of me and their hands were broken and their faces were swollen up like babboon asses i'd be all like 'daaaaaaam brah, you don't look so hot' and i'd laugh at them. sometimes, when i was feeling extra frisky, i'd go out with the thugs myself and i'd wear like a batman mask or something, and i'd smash them in the face with a hammer and i'd say shit like 'oh shit, did i just hit you in the face with this hammer? i'm sorry, here, let me sop up the blood with this hammer' then i'd hit them again, and i'd keep fucking doing it over and over like that stupid ass 'pete and repeat are in a boat, pete jumps out, who's left?' joke.

    i think they'd get the message.
     
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  2. trackstand

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    trackstand - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    choice thread.
     
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  3. GLIK$

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    yo, this is kinda wack god.

    But it's still not gonna get closed!
     
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  4. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    I believe there was a cheesy movie along these same lines awhile back....
     
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    HATEBREEDER - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    'oh shit, did i just hit you in the face with this hammer? i'm sorry, here, let me sop up the blood with this hammer'
     
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    Yeah, you'd show them.
     
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  7. Gunm

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    Papparazzi are bottom feeders
     
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    GEEB - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    If i was a celebrity the very most absolutly first thing i would do is check into a really expensive hotel and take a big poop in the bathroom without flushing the toilet. then id check out...all in three minuets.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    if i was a celebrity id chop up then snort some rails of coke while letting people with video cameras record me.
     
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    I would have an entourage of hot asian girl that would double as bodyguards
     
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    crackhouserocks - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    the cocaine would flow like water
     
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    I would be a recluse to add mystique to my persona. like J.D. Salinger.
     
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    I'd be on some Vinnie Chase shit.
     
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    DREDZ - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    ..I'd paint a picture, I'd climb a tree, I'd sing the songs that I liked to sing
     
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    Fox Mulder - Replied Nov 18, 2005

    i was just thinking i hadn't seen you post in a while
     
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