Vanity Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 so i went to this charity doowhackey w/ a buncha lawyers and politicians and ish... free food and free booze, so it wasn't too bad. but it was sponsored by a church, or covenant, or whereever it is nuns kick it. any who, i started chatting it up w/ one of them, after she kept trying to give me wine (not much of a wine man), and after awhile, we found that we shared an interest in a specific subject. she informed me that there was a lecture coming up on said topic and that i should check it out, and that i should give her my number. i nodded and stuffed some cake into my mouth, as she left. there were some hot nuns there; she wasn't one of em. well, after the whole shindig, she comes hunting me down for my info. I gave her my business card, knowing that she could prolly give me some business, and that i might actually check out the lecture. she said she'd be in contact with me... we're supposed to go together :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity@Nov 5 2004, 08:30 PM knowing that she could prolly give me some business Quoted post :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 the nuns i know are older then 50....maybe your into that hah..but good luck anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 SINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I would fuck a nun in a heart beat given that I could look at her without shuttering. Go get you some of the holiest of holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 what the fuck "topic" did you have in common with a fucking nun? fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 man, fuckin 33 year old lady wants me to come over to her house tomorrow, which would be dope if she was hot, but she isnt.....damnit...i know she wants dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 She probably wants to turn you into a priest or something, or make you loyal to the church. Or bone you. Either, and, or. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 hit it dawg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 bone the nun? or me bone the 33 year old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Zack Morris@Nov 5 2004, 11:52 PM I would fuck a nun in a heart beat Quoted post I'd fuck her, just to say that you fucked a nun. That'd be a Meroe quality stunt right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity@Nov 6 2004, 04:30 AM so i went to this charity doowhackey w/ a buncha lawyers and politicians Quoted post For all of you that read this real fast, did anyone think that he was reffering to him going to an upscale bordello at first before reading it slower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 oh, onesecondple i was talking to the nun guy, its just for bragging rights, i mean, how many other guys out there can say they boned a nun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 yeah, i figured, damn.........im drunk..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Zack Morris@Nov 6 2004, 12:52 AM Go get you some of the holiest of holes. Quoted post :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I don't understand. If there was hot nuns there, why were you talking to the ugly one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity@Nov 6 2004, 04:30 AM so i went to this charity doowhackey w/ a buncha lawyers and politicians and ish... free food and free booze, so it wasn't too bad. but it was sponsored by a church, or covenant, or whereever it is nuns kick it. any who, i started chatting it up w/ one of them, after she kept trying to give me wine (not much of a wine man), and after awhile, we found that we shared an interest in a specific subject. she informed me that there was a lecture coming up on said topic and that i should check it out, and that i should give her my number. i nodded and stuffed some cake into my mouth, as she left. there were some hot nuns there; she wasn't one of em. well, after the whole shindig, she comes hunting me down for my info. I gave her my business card, knowing that she could prolly give me some business, and that i might actually check out the lecture. she said she'd be in contact with me... we're supposed to go together :shook: Quoted post did you get photos of the hot nuns ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 fuck her and use the baby jesus butt-plug on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 stick it in her butt. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 i would never pass up the opportunity to bone a nun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by vinyl junkie@Nov 6 2004, 12:01 PM i would never pass up the opportunity to bone a nun... Quoted post :ballcap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 What was the topic ? Do you get down with those weird head flap thingy's they wear ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 shes just being kind dude. too many dudes take kindness from a woman as that means they want to fuck. ease back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Vanity, I always thought you were a girl. She'll probably shout out "Oh Jesus!" or at least "Oh God!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 i'd hardly call that a proposition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 If vanity was a girl, he'd be one grimey ass feline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 shit, how do uthink i made it though 12 years of catholic schooling??? nuns taste like grandma.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 So you've tasted your grandma ? :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 (simpsons reference)...... and yes yes i have for your information... she tastes like a mix johnny carson, and ethel merhman......... :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I'm really tempted to say "you've tasted johhny carson ?!! :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:" But I won't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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