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  1. vinyl junkie

    the party is over

    So you're takin' better care of your body Becoming more aware of your body. Responding to your body's needs. Everything you hear and read about diets, Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system, And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise. Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized. Soaps that will sanitize. Sprays to deordorize. Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides. Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size. Shots that will immunize. Pills to re-energize you. But remember that for all your pain and gain Eventually the story ends the same... You can quite smokin', but you're still gonna die. Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die. Eliminate everything fatty or fried, And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die. Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die. Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die. You can cut out coffee and never get high, But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. You can even give aerobics one more try, But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die. Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die. Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die. You can exercise that cellulite off your thigh. Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die. Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die. You can search for UFO's up in the sky They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die. Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die. Try high colonics, you're still gonna die. You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time, But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die. You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die. You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die. You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest, Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, Move out west where it's sunny and dry And you'll live to be a hundred But you're still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. So you'd better have some fun 'Fore you say bye-bye, 'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
  2. vinyl junkie

    *what are ya sporting (2006 edition)*

    black black
  3. congrats on the reading there tiger...
  4. vinyl junkie

    Have any of you actually..

    it's part of giving face...
  5. vinyl junkie

    the neti pot

    after a particularly long drug binge, a friend and i decided someone needed to make a nose douch and a lung brush... know if they make a lung brush?
  6. vinyl junkie

    cops being cops being cops being cops

    i tried to watch that, but it was like watching that blair witch movie, but on a really tiny screen...
  7. hey fuckers, i'm back again... what's shakin?
  8. vinyl junkie

    Miami ink or Inked??

    both shows blow...
  9. vinyl junkie

    CISCO

    about a year ago i remember going to two shows in san francisco, a couple of shitty bars and finally ending up at my old bar... last thing i remember is telling the bartender (for the 164th time) how much of a crush i have on her and that i wished she wasn't gay... wake up the next day back in the east bay, with a bad hangover and more money in my pockets than i left with... i found this when i walked into the kitchen:
  10. vinyl junkie

    Drunkbymyself

    you need a reason to sit at home and drink by yourself? that's gotta suck...
  11. vinyl junkie

    what dio we title the thread?

    what dio you title the thread? iommi...
  12. i bought one of these the other day... getting my amp fixed soon, 400 watts of destruction... metal death combo of doom... in other news, three days after i got internet set up at my house my computer died... the internet hates me...
  13. wells fargo is fucking me out of $3000...
  14. turn signals, lights, and a horn have been added... totally street legal...
  15. my house in SF, we had internet and a router via linksys... it blew... i'd recommend trying a different router... mine was $50 from comp usa... netgear i think... if it don't work then return it... also, look what i bought today:
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