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HELP!!! I need to beat a drug test

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Nov 5, 2001.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    HELP!!! I need to beat a drug test

    Discussion started by Zack Morris - Nov 5, 2001

    ok...about a week ago I smoked some weed for the first tiem in years...within the next few weeks I plan to apply for a job where I will have to take a drug test and I NEED to beat this drug test. Any suggestions would be helpful....damn you mary jane.
     
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  2. Doctor Beans

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    Doctor Beans - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    drink about 8 classes of water a day
     
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    hipnos - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    a friend of mine was in the same situation.. drink a lot of cranberry juice, a lot of water, take a lot of vitamin c, don't let that be the first time you piss on the day of the test.. lots of water, cranberry juice, vitamin c... and take some aspirin a few hours before the test. another friend of mine worked in a lab and was telling me how you can just take creatine and you'll fool the testers...don't remember the details though..
     
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    When - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    just have Screech whiz in a cup for you...you know that guys as clean as a chrome whistle
     
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  5. serpent of the light - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    drink gasoline, followed by an attempt at breathing fire, should do the trick
    STRAIGHT EDGE IN YOUR FACE
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    khaotic970 - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    beating a drug test

    heres the deal the stuff you need that only cleans weeed is total cleanse you get it at a vitimen store my parents use that so its 100 percent for sure you will need to ask casue its behind the counter not on the shelf
    good luck
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    Thanks....you boner. Does anyone else have any real suggestions that haven't been posted? I'm in need of this information too.
     
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    Iris - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    there are cleanser that will work for a while (around 3 hours) and are undectectable. the problem is finding one that works. drinking lots and lots of water and natural body cleanser like thistle (or milkthistle i can;'t remember which) tea will help. drink alot.
     
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    deznatori - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    Golden Seal. You can get it at health food stores.
    As someone else said before MAKE SURE IT IS NOT THE 1ST PISS OF THE DAY. If you can afford the 25-30 bucks for the seal. A gallon or so of water a day will clean your system in a week or so. Those worked for me when I was 12-15. They should still hold true.
    Oh and Drinking Gasoline works everytime.
     
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    Pistol - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    From what I've heard(not from High Times) but I would still be weary since it probably came from some stoner. For a couple of days before the test just drink mass amounts of water, some say cranberry juice because it will help naturally clean out your system of toxins. But the whole idea of drinking fluids is not that it will clean you out, but it will make your piss so watered down that there will be little to no trace amounts of illegal drugs in your system. The trick is to just keep your pee clear like a motha. Although it's much easier to give this type of advice than take it and be all chill about it. So you have been warned, don't blame me if shit happens. Good luck.
    By the way I see you changed your signature Zack.:dazed:
     
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    dosoner - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    the only way to beat a drug test, is to not partake in drug use, but its a bit late for that now, so the only advise i have to offer you, is your screwed
     
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  12. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    I'm so straight edge I shit X's.

    listen kid I was sxe for 5 years and I out grew it and I learned alot about myself and about straight edge in that time frame. I also learned that straight edge kids like you will be the first to fall. You kinda remind me of a friend I used to have. Everything he owned had x's on it and everything had to be related to the hardcore scene in some way. He now has a straight edge tattoo that he fucking hates and drinks like a fish. Keep your edge to yourself and you will look less of a jackass.

    pistol, my old signature was actually a poke at straight edge. Just a friendly little joke about "selling out". i.e. until I change my ming..STRAIGHT EDGE....I changed my mind, simple as that.

    everyone else thanks for your help, I already drink massive amunts of water on a regular basis so hopefully I will be ok and get the job. god knows I need it.
     
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    Are2 - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    ..good luck man
    i recently lost a job to a drug test..the good news is, i ended up getting a much better job instead..(which doesn't require a test)

    i did the water and cranberry juice thing like a nutcase..it didn't work..i do, however, smoke a ridiculous amount..
    my only advice would be to spend the money and get the total cleanse stuff or whatever the product is..
    i've heard that "detoxify" works

    do whatever you think is neccesary
     
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    mental invalid - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    ...golden seal....cranberry juice...niacin(sp)....water....smoke shop(ask)....herbal store(ask)....


    all of these will help your cause, i know cause they worked for me...and if you have more then a week your straight....dont fret....r
     
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    bumdigger - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    niacin works good just o.d. on it before you take your test