seeking Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 the other night as a joke, i did that shit to make fun of my sister. holy fuck. it took 3 days for my abs to recover. so what do i do? i do the shit again. fuck that shit. fuck that guy. fuck anyone that can do it without feeling like they're being stabbed in the stomach with pistols knife of death. fuck having abs. im gonna have mien removed just so i never have to feel that shit again. the worst part is, im totally not out of shape or anything. grrrr. im sorry we fuck with you about how you look women, cause that shit is fucking painful. my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 is thaT the thing that like "flexes your abs for you" with electro-doohickeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 its them muthafuckin doohickeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 9, 2002 Author Share Posted January 9, 2002 no, its just crunchs an shit... no wacky machines... it fucking hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 make me a copy of the tape bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 i took aerobics in gym in highschool so i could hang with and stare at the pretty girls. we did buns of steel. my ass hurt so bad and when i tried to walk after, it looked like someone had shoved the tape up my ass. sideways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz it looked like someone had shoved the tape up my ass. sideways. Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah...... oh mercy. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 that's WEAK! it may hurt -- but it's that good hurt. go and do it again, I dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence being stabbed in the stomach with pistols knife of death. Post a flick of that device. Is it that thing that rolls around on the ground. My girl has one of those. By the way those electric things won't work for getting cut. I got one of those things free from my doctor for my bad back. What it does contrary to what THEY tell you, is send shockwaves into your muscles causing them to contract. Thats why sometimes they twitch although not like on TV. What those electric waves do is block the pain sensors in your body, so wherever you have pain, it won't be able to send those messages to your brain. Thus you have less pain. But it WONT get you all cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 From what I know -- it's a video with some guy telling you how to do it (like those aerobics videos) and you're supposed to follow. You do crunches, sit ups and such. No machine -- nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 seriously, those tapes and workouts kill if your not in shape...theyre accually pretty good for you, and your abs will applaud you in acouple months when they start gettin toned, but you still gotta do other things, such as liftin running and such...those do hickeys do shit for your body, they never have and never will, nothings better than straight up workouts..you just gotta get your ass out there and do em...as for me, i gotta listen to what i preach cause damn kid...my abs..yeah, no six pack, just a keg...but at least i run regularly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 I GOTTA CONTRADICT MYSELF REALLY FAST>>> "Is it that thing that rolls around on the ground. My girl has one of those. "~pistol Werd pistol...thats an ab roller ...now those things accually do work, im tellin you, your girl uses that shit regularly, shes gotta be buff within acouple mo..seeking, try out that ab roller, you thing 8 min abs was bad...with the ab roller, you work out hard with that bad boy, and your stomach will be fellin like you just came out a fucking ALI fight and got your ass whooped upon...theyre brutal..(but work amazingly well, if you can stand the sore muscles in the morning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz i took aerobics in gym in highschool so i could hang with and stare at the pretty girls. we did buns of steel. my ass hurt so bad and when i tried to walk after, it looked like someone had shoved the tape up my ass. sideways. you sure that wasn't still there from the antics with the little lady the night before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic you sure that wasn't still there from the antics with the little lady the night before? Me,Myself, and Irene style.:eek: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic you sure that wasn't still there from the antics with the little lady the night before? Tee heee hee hee...thats comedy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 10, 2002 Author Share Posted January 10, 2002 honestly, if i did this shit for two weeks, my abs would be balling out of control. theres nothing wrong with them now, i just need to tone them up a little bit, so i can be cut the fuck up. im built a bit like iggy pop, although im about 35 years younger... but im doing that whole skinny/cut thing that he's made so popular with the ladies these days. im just kidding, he made heroin popular, not being skinny. i think i might do it again tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence i think i might do it again tonight. Would that be the 8 Minute Abs or the heroin? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AskNags Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Actually Seeking about the 3rd or 4th time it stops hurting....Don't sweat it...just keep doing it cause that shit works FOR REAL!! If you want to be cut that's the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 yeah man. some kids were talkin about that thing in school today. i was one of the few kids who knocked it. i think there's rpbably gonna be some horrible side effect or somethin where your stomach just kinda collapses... just something awful from it. i got abs easy cuz im iggy pop thin, and i support the real way to get abs... crunches dammit! no machine can make you stronger by doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 i wanna try that belt thing that pumps electronic pulses and shit but i have a feeling that it hurts like fuck after each time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Dr. Ho is the devil....those "great feeling ultra killing electrosonic machines of death" dont help, they make you feel like shit is going on but it's not you just get fatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 just fuck your bitch for the weekend and you'll be feeling nice and inshape by monday..might want to bag that shit up after about 6 hours to avoid leperesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 "hey gang!" "these exercises are fast, effective, and most importantly they're safe!" "just 30 more seconds gang!" "and just curl up, curl up!" hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 im a health-a-holic so naturally i believe in doing shit for yourself. thats my flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 one time in gym class we were doing aerobics and this dumb girl thought she was all fly and tried some sorta weird backflip/kartwheel thing and she totally broke her arm and she was screaming and shit ........it was bad , this hot chik and i were looking right at her when this loud " crack" goes off and her arm shoots off at a 90 degree angle , like she's got two elbows or sumthing.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i love that ab pain. bicycle kicks and crunches all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 fuck exercise.. i'm glad i'm still young and my metabolism is still high. i'm gonna enjoy eating everything in sight and staying slim while i can. then in a few years, i'll be joining you guys in discussions about what exercise videos work and whatnot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz i took aerobics in gym in highschool so i could hang with and stare at the pretty girls. we did buns of steel. my ass hurt so bad and when i tried to walk after, it looked like someone had shoved the tape up my ass. sideways. i took aerobics in hs too, there was this fine ass honey in there, one day she mustve had a wedgie she tried to fix it and her whole ass popped right out in the open:eek: :eek: i was the only one who saw it...i was also the only guy in the class.....we ended up goin to some prom shit, then the tease wouldnt give it up....what is this world coming to?:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 I love me some 8 min abs....nothing better than that muscle burn feeling. It works I've used that shit since high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 8 minute abs works huh? ive been taking weight gainer powder lately and ive been working my arms but ive let what was a nice stomach go to shit, how long do they promise before you get rock hard abs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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