Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 soooo theres this girl i met at the beginning of the semester, who is totally in love with me, but is a fucking head case, seriously (anorexic, neurotic, high strung, suicide attempts, HIGHLY claustrophobic yet somehow very clingy, insomniac, seems to be very bipolar maybe, you name it.) she's actually pretty hot in a weirdo myspace cunt type of way (bleached hair, raccoon eyes, a bit too skinny, YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT) but the only way i'd even ENTERTAIN the thought of getting in her pants is if she let me feed her an entire bottle of lithium first. the worst part about this is that she shows up EVERYWHERE i go. seriously, it's like at random moments, daily, she just ::POOF:: appears out of nowhere and starts grabbing on me and telling me how she likes to pretend im gay because it turns her on (jesus christ) and any time one of her guy friends (usually some equally insane art school girl-boy "scene" as FUCK moron who probably wants to make sweet love to her with morrissey playing in the background) she introduces me as her boyfriend and literally scampers away, dragging me behind her. now NORMALLY i would be all over this but trust me this girl is OUT OF HER MIND CRAZY, like the type that would probably enjoy draining every last drop of my blood and sucking off my cadaver if i didn't buy her that ironic 50s homemaker dress or that pair of obscenely pointed pumps she's been creaming over. OH MY GOD. oh yeah and i have a stalker that is a MALE. a bona fide stalker who actually followed me into a restroom and casually tried get off on watching me take a shit. i will kill him. he will die. i will tell that story later maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 d: I'm mad. m: I, know, you don't wanna hurt me m: so stop this madness before it starts m: revenge will only cause you regret m: so don't do it, don't it, don't you break two hearts d: you said you would never leave me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE soooo theres this girl i met at the beginning of the semester, who is totally in love with me, but is a fucking head case, seriously (anorexic, neurotic, high strung, suicide attempts, HIGHLY claustrophobic yet somehow very clingy, insomniac, seems to be very bipolar maybe, you name it.) she's actually pretty hot in a weirdo myspace cunt type of way (bleached hair, raccoon eyes, a bit too skinny, YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT) but the only way i'd even ENTERTAIN the thought of getting in her pants is if she let me feed her an entire bottle of lithium first. the worst part about this is that she shows up EVERYWHERE i go. seriously, it's like at random moments, daily, she just ::POOF:: appears out of nowhere and starts grabbing on me and telling me how she likes to pretend im gay because it turns her on (jesus christ) and any time one of her guy friends (usually some equally insane art school girl-boy "scene" as FUCK moron who probably wants to make sweet love to her with morrissey playing in the background) she introduces me as her boyfriend and literally scampers away, dragging me behind her. now NORMALLY i would be all over this but trust me this girl is OUT OF HER MIND CRAZY, like the type that would probably enjoy draining every last drop of my blood and sucking off my cadaver if i didn't buy her that ironic 50s homemaker dress or that pair of obscenely pointed pumps she's been creaming over. OH MY GOD. oh yeah and i have a stalker that is a MALE. a bona fide stalker who actually followed me into a restroom and casually tried get off on watching me take a shit. i will kill him. he will die. i will tell that story later maybe. in my limited personal experience ive found that nutty chicks are great lays. she is prolly rad in the sac, but if you fuck her you'll have to deal with her craziness more and might just make her even more insane/unstable. i vote that you dont hit it. lets hear about homie trying to sneak a peak in the bathroom, sounds like good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Re: a psychopath scenester girl and a male stalker Originally posted by dowmagik in my limited personal experience ive found that nutty chicks are great lays. she is prolly rad in the sac, but if you fuck her you'll have to deal with her craziness more and might just make her even more insane/unstable. i vote that you dont hit it. lets hear about homie trying to sneak a peak in the bathroom, sounds like good stuff. homo-erotic fantasies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Man, if you really hated this treatment, you'd simply deal with it bluntly and that'd be that. It seems to me you secretly LOVE this situation you're in (i.e. spooky art girl all over you, bathroom stall stalker). Indulge some you twerp. Lemy of Motorhead once said "The only thing that I regret, i didn't take what I could get." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 damn this thread is PGW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 i'm figuring you'll be able to get off one or two more of these insanely cliche threads before i finally tire of the bullshit and ban you again. not that i'm tailoring my actions to that timeline, i'm just thinking that's about all i can handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by seeking i'm figuring you'll be able to get off one or two more of these insanely cliche threads before i finally tire of the bullshit and ban you again. not that i'm tailoring my actions to that timeline, i'm just thinking that's about all i can handle. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE (usually some equally insane art school girl-boy "scene" as FUCK moron who probably wants to make sweet love to her with morrissey playing in the background) :lol: hahahhaahahahhahh. i liked this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 You had a random guy try and beat off to you taking a shit? Hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest You had a random guy try and beat off to you taking a shit? Hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 maybe you look like an easy take advantageable poersoin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 im pretty sure i will never click on one of this guys threads again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 if shes on myspace, tell us the address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Man, if you really hated this treatment, you'd simply deal with it bluntly and that'd be that. It seems to me you secretly LOVE this situation you're in (i.e. spooky art girl all over you, bathroom stall stalker). im with lens. my roommate is the same way. he has a psycho stab you in the leg, hit you with a wooden sword, smash a bottle over your head (true stories), all while saying i love you i hate you at same time, girlfriend. he hates her. he loves her/it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks if shes on myspace, tell us the address. :lol: :idea: .................................:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 fuck her in her asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 sex will be awesome... bone her, tell someone how good she was, take her to a bar, introduce her the other person that knows she's an awesome lay, let him bone her, smile as she stops bothering you and starts bothering new person... works fucking beautifully... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 VINYL.....spoken like a true king. you pick up battle Angel Alita Last Order yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 hahhhahh. wait let me get this straight.. there are scenesters in that shitty ass town? but i guess there doesn't have to be a scene for there to be scenesters. and get on aim one of these days, dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Just by chance, is this girl's name amelia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 i noticed his post count read 69.. if its true... i wouldnt tap it cause a few of my past girlfriends fit into many of those catagories.. minus the scenester/hipster one.. aint worth it.. moogs/ finally getting some on the regular from a normal girl....normal for me at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 PGW is awesome..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 http://valdefierro.com/single95.jpg'> cause we are liviiiiiiiiing digitaaaaaaaaalll so glad i got my pills!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 this isnt PGW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by fatbastard this isnt PGW. This is the pseudo-PGW, who isn't half as good as the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 http://bunky.zerosignal.net.au/Pics/Forum%20Shite/faggot.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got_that_work Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 soooo theres this girl i met at the beginning of the semester, who is totally in love with me, but is a fucking head case, seriously (anorexic, neurotic, high strung, suicide attempts, HIGHLY claustrophobic yet somehow very clingy, insomniac, seems to be very bipolar maybe, you name it.) she's actually pretty hot in a weirdo myspace cunt type of way (bleached hair, raccoon eyes, a bit too skinny, YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT) but the only way i'd even ENTERTAIN the thought of getting in her pants is if she let me feed her an entire bottle of lithium first. the worst part about this is that she shows up EVERYWHERE i go. seriously, it's like at random moments, daily, she just ::POOF:: appears out of nowhere and starts grabbing on me and telling me how she likes to pretend im gay because it turns her on (jesus christ) and any time one of her guy friends (usually some equally insane art school girl-boy "scene" as FUCK moron who probably wants to make sweet love to her with morrissey playing in the background) she introduces me as her boyfriend and literally scampers away, dragging me behind her. now NORMALLY i would be all over this but trust me this girl is OUT OF HER MIND CRAZY, like the type that would probably enjoy draining every last drop of my blood and sucking off my cadaver if i didn't buy her that ironic 50s homemaker dress or that pair of obscenely pointed pumps she's been creaming over. OH MY GOD. oh yeah and i have a stalker that is a MALE. a bona fide stalker who actually followed me into a restroom and casually tried get off on watching me take a shit. i will kill him. he will die. i will tell that story later maybe. sounds like u need to do sumthin about that... id take advantage, at least for a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 sounds like u need to do sumthin about that... id take advantage, at least for a minute. this shit is 3 and a half years old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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