Drunk Sober

Id rather see pictures of the drunk tank!

Vin Diezzz was just in the news for environmental terrorism. He fuckin strapped a woodchuck from a lab to his head and burnt down a McDonalds or some shit

Id Kung Fu the whole fuckin crowd, cops and protestors. Then Id piss on all of them and rape the women. After all was said and done, I would be eating some hamburgers while jacking off in all their mama's mouths and drinking 40's of Sake

I banged my 40 something year old neighbor again tonight. I was sweating all over the slut. I put an icecube in her pussy and turned her out. She was talking dirty and had her ankles next to her ears, so I pulled out and made her gulp down my white snot. Then I told her I had to go and she sent me off with a cold beer. No farting, but it sure was a fucking blast!!

I wouldnt trip off some Renoid writer who probably hits up twice a year! Just dont take the name of a King or a dead King and you will be cool. Get good and battle for your name

KOSE HTF serving it up! He gets the "More Ups Than You" lifetime accomplishment award...Motherfuckas betta get yo'self a clone because you are a lifetime behind!! HELL TURNS FOREVER!

How about NEITHER NOR? There was a Crae..or is a Crae and Sema aint soundin good...sounds like Simba..too much like a Disney cartoon

Kazals, Cazals or however you god damn spell it...those are still the dopest eye pimps I have ever seen. They got a fat website with some sick new styles for this year..you know these things are locked up in glass cases!

Those robots might have machine guns and rocket launchers, but I'll kick their asses anyday on PS2!

Eminem wants his couch back!

get drunk and make a beer can mop!

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I give you the DRUNK SOBER BEER CAN MOP!! step 1 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000001.jpg'> you will need a 24 pack of cheap beer. (be sure to save the last one, don't crush it over your head!) a good can opener lets get it going! step 2 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000002.jpg'> drink last beer and cut top of can off with good can-opener step 3 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000003.jpg'> you will need 2 socks...cut the toes off one to make a perfect sock-ball step 4 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000004.jpg'> once you make a nice sock ball, use 2 rubber bands at the base to hold it together nice and tight step 5 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000005.jpg'> take the empty box from the 24 pack and cut a piece of cardboard to hold the sockball at the right depth. wrap a rubber-band around your insert to keep it nice and firm step 6 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000007.jpg'> after putting your beer-box insert in the can, put the sock-ball in, trim insert until you get a nice height on the sock-ball step 7 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000008.jpg'> trim some type of plastic cup and make your cap, oh and somewhere around the last step, poor in some fucking ink!

the only thing i fucked up, is I left a beer in the freezer too long and now I'm having beer slushy!

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