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Drunk Sober

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  1. Id rather see pictures of the drunk tank!
  2. Vin Diezzz was just in the news for environmental terrorism. He fuckin strapped a woodchuck from a lab to his head and burnt down a McDonalds or some shit
  3. Id Kung Fu the whole fuckin crowd, cops and protestors. Then Id piss on all of them and rape the women. After all was said and done, I would be eating some hamburgers while jacking off in all their mama's mouths and drinking 40's of Sake
  4. I banged my 40 something year old neighbor again tonight. I was sweating all over the slut. I put an icecube in her pussy and turned her out. She was talking dirty and had her ankles next to her ears, so I pulled out and made her gulp down my white snot. Then I told her I had to go and she sent me off with a cold beer. No farting, but it sure was a fucking blast!!
  5. I wouldnt trip off some Renoid writer who probably hits up twice a year! Just dont take the name of a King or a dead King and you will be cool. Get good and battle for your name
  6. KOSE HTF serving it up! He gets the "More Ups Than You" lifetime accomplishment award...Motherfuckas betta get yo'self a clone because you are a lifetime behind!! HELL TURNS FOREVER!
  7. How about NEITHER NOR? There was a Crae..or is a Crae and Sema aint soundin good...sounds like Simba..too much like a Disney cartoon
  8. Drunk Sober

    EYEGLASSES

    Kazals, Cazals or however you god damn spell it...those are still the dopest eye pimps I have ever seen. They got a fat website with some sick new styles for this year..you know these things are locked up in glass cases!
  9. Those robots might have machine guns and rocket launchers, but I'll kick their asses anyday on PS2!
  10. my girl is depressed no matter what. Nothing is ever enough and she make me want to eat a razor-blade sandwich. I compensate by dating other chicks. I dont get involved with other chicks, and I tell them I'm just out to fuck. Maybe I won't wake up tomorrow!
  11. nice storry, getting paid kicks ass!
  12. You should hit KRS 1 up for some "knolege" (i think there is a "w" and a "d" somewhere in there!) I think gangster rap has been pretty much dead. There is lots of hip hop that is intelligent but I'm not so sure KRS falls in that category anymore! "getto fantacy of objectifying women" Classic words to be remembered! (and re-spelled!)
  13. 1. I rig toliets in bathrooms to spray people when they flush 2.I have gone out pedestrian hunting in the rain and drove through puddles splashing the innocent 3. When I get drunk enough I become invisible 4. I steal at least one beer everytime I go to the bar 5. I too have got with a fat chick off the net and got some head 6. I always shit in the ladies room 7. I put boogers on the bitches doorknob upstairs 8. I leave ass marks on her car windows too
  14. why would you want to watch "Sex and the City" when you could just go out and have sex in the city?
  15. didnt these guys teach us anything about lipsnyching!
  16. I think KRS 1 is schizzo or something. I had a friend who went schizzo and he has the same look in his eyes. He talks about crazy shit too. Motion Man destroyed KRS 1 when they freestyled together on the wake-up show. For someone who has been rapping forever, he hasnt realy progressed. I thought something was up with him when he said he was going to do Christian rap!
  17. one time a cop kicked me and punched me in the back of the head while 6 other officers watched. Now I understand, it must have been an accident! Fuck the corrupt police
  18. Bullfuckingshit! Cockroaches carry strep and other fucked up shit! That aint clean! They can live off a greasy finger print for months. They are downright dirty and disgusting. Hey remember Joe's Apartment on MTV? classic shit! They made a movie of it too
  19. I'm bored and found this thread so I'm resurrecting the shit! I clicked on the movie and it opens on a 12oz page! Fucking tits! I wish they put these locks on beer trucks
  20. dont reinvent the wheel! put matches inbetween thier toes when they fall asleep or pass out and lite that shit! When they wake up yell "your on fire" and throw a bucket of water on them
  21. Bump this shit at least once more! Rodney was a funny dude and deserves his respect!
  22. all bitches are most likely bi, especialy with thier roommates you fucking retard! You can believe what you want, but that bitch swaps more spit with your ex-lady then you ever will! They bump clams with a hard grinding passion! Go over there and pull your dick out in front of both of them. You have nothing to lose if she is your ex!
  23. I went to a catholic school. 1st grade, my "friend" showed me how to stick up my middle finger and told me to go show the nun 1st grade, in trouble for throwing wads of wet toliet paper on bathroom ceiling and pissing all over the bathroom 2nd grade, dad came home early and caught me with girlfriend at home 3rd grade, that teacher with the shit breath 4th grade, mean bitch nun 5th grade, same teacher as 2nd grade. meaniest lady teacher I have ever had in my life, twice! caught throwing bibles and the song books across the church 6th grade, the teacher with the mole that spit when she talked. caught with a yearbook with captions I added to all the pictures. yard duty lady caught me with it and saw the picture of her daughter with the caption "I suck cock" next to it 7th grade, still in a fucking catholic school! one more year to go and I'm never going to church again in my life! Friends steel the wine and we snack on the "hosts" during breaks and lunch 8th grade, the light at the end of the tunnel! stuck with the same bitches for 8 years! scarred for life! got a ghetto hoe last week of school! 9th grade, learned how to dress and started graff. Smoke my first bud and drank my first 40 (Rainer's ale) LIBERATED FOR LIFE!
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