dr.testical

strangling with the rosery

this guy is for college jam bands to slowly think hip hop is cool. its a jewish rapper., come on how cool is that. oh god

was it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

ON THE BRINK OF DEATH. RAD

SPEEED BALLLING BALLER!!!

having sex with spanish chicks! OLAY!

go to some restaraunt and get a gift card. people love food

MY 2006 ONES: 1-get apartment 2-travel out of the country. 3- girlfriend 4- save money 5- get a new car 6- connections 7- either get paid higher or find a better paying job 8- being more responsible 9- not smoking as much 10- bad habits need to deteriate 11-get tattoos 12- paint some nice things

anytime you dont know where you kid at, get off that crack

who cares becuase will be dead.

ARROGANT BASTARD ALE, HANDS DOWN WHACHU KNOW ABOUT THAT

you stooopit with ipod

team internet friends

shit doesnt help either to know heroin is easier to get then alot of other drugs

the truth lies in themselves, you cant talk an addict out of his problem, the only way real addiction comes clean is if it through the addict himself, in other words the addiction will run until the person either decides to stop for themselves, or it will burn the wick at both ends.if he/she isn't willing to the listen and fight the temptation, then dont even bother, shits like a broken record, your friendship will also fall through.

JERKIN WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORKIN

hay

dominating one - pooping

some of you guys want some really stupid things.\ ill take a bottle of whiskey and be happy.and a carton of camels if im really loved.

i wouldnt call it embarrasing more like doing it for fun. theres been a bunch of times where ive gone to restaruants on busy populated streets and shit all over the toilet seats and floors surrounding them and pee'ing on the toilet paper. many time walking abandon tracks and having to shit and wyping them with my socks. or going to spots on the highway and bringing taco bell napkins and taking nice poops before i do other things. i guess its gross but everytime i do something like that, i laugh hysterically while doing it. i also like to eat as if im mentally challenged. im an asshole

lobster salad sandwich with fries and jack and coke

give me some latina bubble butt

and theres about another thousand out there just like him.

IM WEARING THESE

freshh