LouieLightfingers

I have an original "IM CRIME" canvas that was done by GREY PVC crew, along with 3 pages of sketches by him and a poster signed by him in 2002. 2002 was one of his primo years if you knew him personally, and I just don't need them anymore. If youre interested shoot me a line and I'll give you more info. Serious Inquiries Only.

nah. thats not why... if you were taking opioids, youd have trouble shitting (i.e. constipated)

Dignan: "Bob Maplethorpe, potential getaway driver, G0! Go!" Bob: "Well, I think there's an air of mystery about me." Dignan: "Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself. Start over. You ready? Go." Bob: "Okay. All right. I'm a risk taker. I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parent's back yard. I think that shows a little… " Dignan: "Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. You’re growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?" Bob: "Dignan, look, I’m just not that good at this selling your self stuff, okay, so I’m just going to tell you the truth. I really want to be a part of this team, and I’m the only one with a car." Dignan: "That's good. That's good. Cause that hits me right here."

"yes, elbow pads are gay. yes, i suck for actually being intimidated by him. blah blah blah. whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit." -iquit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This shit just made me laugh so loud and hard that I spit my soda on the monitor, and almost started crying, because i was repeating "wierd alien looking black dude who stole my shit" to my girlfriend and shes laughing because she knows exactly who he is. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Southpaw Grammar... POPGUNWAR COMES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE: Dignan: "Well, thank you for coming." Anthony: "It’s good seeing you." Dignan: "Did you bring that grappling hook." Bob: "Grappling hook?" Dignan: "Don’t worry about it. I think I may have found a way out of here." Anthony: "You’re kidding" Dignan: "No, I’m not." Anthony: "How?" Dignan: "Shhh! Wait for my instructions. When we go through the next gate, you will have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard." Anthony: "What?" Dignan: "30 seconds. Have the car running at the North West checkpoint. Bob and I are going to scale the barricade." Bob: "No, we’re not." Dignan: "And then we’re going to cut through to no man’s land, and Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won’t shoot civilians. Are you ready?" Bob: "Hold on, man." Anthony: "Wait a second, Dignan." Dignan: "Let’s go! Let’s go! Now! Now! Now! ... Isn’t funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I’m in jail."

hahaha it's all good, i know what movie youre talking about though... i cant think of the name though... and you also reminded me... fuckkkkk i need some starbucks bad. :shook:

Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "What?" Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "Thats Applejack, Kumar!"

You, some1, have HORRIBLE taste.

I did a "Whats Your Favorite Lines From The Big Lebowski," thread and it recieved rave reviews from bums and achievers alike... and although I LOVE The Big Lebowski, I still stand firm on the fact that "BOTTLEROCKET" is not only the funniest comedy ever written, it is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Dignan: "Don't worry about your future man, because I am THINKING..." Dignan: "How'd an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?" Bob Maplethorpe: "Whats that tape on your nose for?" Dignan: EXACTLY."

Louie Lightfingers is a shoplifting based name. and it sounds mafia-ish like tony two times and johnny jitters... something like that i guess.

my old names were dope: BruceWillis CoreyFame IwearPinkShirts PopGunWar ArrousedByRoboteens (wayyyy old) and i always enjoyed : THE DUDE PROFESSOR POOPATRONIC and SIXTEENVANDALS

i love when the dude is checking all his messages on his answering machine like dancing around doing yoga on his newly acquired rug. hahaha

The Dude: "Fortunately I've been adhereing to a strict drug reigment to keep my mind limber..."

Hahaha I love this line, where the cop from Malibu is talking to him and The Dude goes, "Oh I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention." and the cop is like WHUCKKKK and hits him in the corner of his head with a coffee mug.