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LouieLightfingers

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  1. I have an original "IM CRIME" canvas that was done by GREY PVC crew, along with 3 pages of sketches by him and a poster signed by him in 2002. 2002 was one of his primo years if you knew him personally, and I just don't need them anymore. If youre interested shoot me a line and I'll give you more info. Serious Inquiries Only.
  2. nah. thats not why... if you were taking opioids, youd have trouble shitting (i.e. constipated)
  3. Oh you did? BULLSHIT! IWEARPINKSHIRTS aka POPGUNWAR started that shit... and that was ME.
  4. Hahaha Fuck it, THIS IS LOUIE LIGHTFINGERS (aka POPGUNWAR aka IWEARPINKSHIRTS) On a Rafting mission on an Alligator-Infested Lake in Florida. This photo was taken at about 4:00am, when my crazy Ukranian friend, Ted was paddling and I was smoking, anyway, we were in the middle of the lake dropping homemade depth charges (Fireworks and dry-ice bombs duct taped to rocks) and I decided we should just blast off all the bottlerockets we had left, so for the next hour we did nothing but shoot bottlerockets into the sky (this lake is situated behind a freeway, and actually has a little viaduct or what
  5. Dignan: "Bob Maplethorpe, potential getaway driver, G0! Go!" Bob: "Well, I think there's an air of mystery about me." Dignan: "Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself. Start over. You ready? Go." Bob: "Okay. All right. I'm a risk taker. I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parent's back yard. I think that shows a little… " Dignan: "Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. You’re growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?" Bob: "Dignan, look, I’m just not that good at this selling your self
  6. "yes, elbow pads are gay. yes, i suck for actually being intimidated by him. blah blah blah. whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit." -iquit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This shit just made me laugh so loud and hard that I spit my soda on the monitor, and almost started crying, because i was repeating "wierd alien looking black dude who stole my shit" to my girlfriend and shes laughing because she knows exactly who he is. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
  7. Southpaw Grammar... POPGUNWAR COMES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE: Dignan: "Well, thank you for coming." Anthony: "It’s good seeing you." Dignan: "Did you bring that grappling hook." Bob: "Grappling hook?" Dignan: "Don’t worry about it. I think I may have found a way out of here." Anthony: "You’re kidding" Dignan: "No, I’m not." Anthony: "How?" Dignan: "Shhh! Wait for my instructions. When we go through the next gate, you will have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard." Anthony: "What?" Dignan: "30 seconds. Have the car running at the North West checkpoint.
  8. hahaha it's all good, i know what movie youre talking about though... i cant think of the name though... and you also reminded me... fuckkkkk i need some starbucks bad. :shook:
  9. Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "What?" Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "Thats Applejack, Kumar!"
  10. I did a "Whats Your Favorite Lines From The Big Lebowski," thread and it recieved rave reviews from bums and achievers alike... and although I LOVE The Big Lebowski, I still stand firm on the fact that "BOTTLEROCKET" is not only the funniest comedy ever written, it is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Dignan: "Don't worry about your future man, because I am THINKING..." Dignan: "How'd an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?" Bob Maplethorpe: "Whats that tape on your nose for?" Dignan: EXACTLY."
  11. Louie Lightfingers is a shoplifting based name. and it sounds mafia-ish like tony two times and johnny jitters... something like that i guess.
  12. my old names were dope: BruceWillis CoreyFame IwearPinkShirts PopGunWar ArrousedByRoboteens (wayyyy old) and i always enjoyed : THE DUDE PROFESSOR POOPATRONIC and SIXTEENVANDALS
  13. i love when the dude is checking all his messages on his answering machine like dancing around doing yoga on his newly acquired rug. hahaha
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