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  1. I have an original "IM CRIME" canvas that was done by GREY PVC crew, along with 3 pages of sketches by him and a poster signed by him in 2002. 2002 was one of his primo years if you knew him personally, and I just don't need them anymore. If youre interested shoot me a line and I'll give you more info. Serious Inquiries Only.
  2. nah. thats not why... if you were taking opioids, youd have trouble shitting (i.e. constipated)
  3. Oh you did? BULLSHIT! IWEARPINKSHIRTS aka POPGUNWAR started that shit... and that was ME.
  4. Hahaha Fuck it, THIS IS LOUIE LIGHTFINGERS (aka POPGUNWAR aka IWEARPINKSHIRTS) On a Rafting mission on an Alligator-Infested Lake in Florida. This photo was taken at about 4:00am, when my crazy Ukranian friend, Ted was paddling and I was smoking, anyway, we were in the middle of the lake dropping homemade depth charges (Fireworks and dry-ice bombs duct taped to rocks) and I decided we should just blast off all the bottlerockets we had left, so for the next hour we did nothing but shoot bottlerockets into the sky (this lake is situated behind a freeway, and actually has a little viaduct or whatever you call it that goes under the freeway) and while we were going underneath, we shot fireworks at the cars on the freeway, then we paddled to another lake and shot bottlerockets at houses and ended up stealing an outboard motor and a fire extinguisher from that comedian, Carrot Top's boat dock (no bullshit)... so, on our way back to our push off spot at the first lake, we had been shooting fireworks for a good hour and had drawn attention to the lake (plus it was freezing as shit, and so luckily we didnt see any alligators even though the lake is infested) TED my Ukranian friend was like, "YO let me shoot off some bottlerockets!" (AND I KNEW THIS WAS A STUPID MOVE BEFORE I EVEN DID IT) .... the whole time i was shooting off bottlerockets, i would light it with a cigarette or the lighter and hold it AWAY from the raft and when the wick was almost burnt out, i'd toss it as far from the raft as i could so i wouldnt burn the raft, but my GENIUS (sarcasm) Ukranian Friend, TED got his hand on a bottlerocket and when he lit it, he held it IN HIS HAND INSIDE the raft, and so when it shot, sparks would rain down into the raft. Anyway, He is BEGGING me to shoot a bottlerocket again, and I'm like fuck no... I turn my head to get something outta my backpack, and he lights up another Bottlerocket, and before the shit shoots out of his hand I knew what had happened. The firework takes flight and I hear a super loud HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS sound and TED seriously is retarded enough to go, "Whats that sound?" I'm like, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU BLEW A HOLE IN THE RAFT!!!!!!" (Turns out not only did he burn a hole into the raft, but into the MAIN chamber.) Meanwhile, the raft is losing air fast, it's a cold winter night and we're in the middle of an alligator infested lake beginning to sink. So, we panic, and paddle desperately towards shore... where oh wait... much to TED's suprise (not mine since I actually have half a brain) there was a cop with his search light beaming on the shoreline looking for us no doubt after blasting off fireworks on a lake for about an hour in the middle of the night.... so long story short, we barely made it into a swampy marsh on the edge of the lake with a deflated raft but luckilly our lives. Hahaha... so yeah, that was a random story for a random picture of Mr. Random himself... POPGUNWAR. (LOUIE LIGHTFINGERS)
  5. Dignan: "Bob Maplethorpe, potential getaway driver, G0! Go!" Bob: "Well, I think there's an air of mystery about me." Dignan: "Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself. Start over. You ready? Go." Bob: "Okay. All right. I'm a risk taker. I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parent's back yard. I think that shows a little… " Dignan: "Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. You’re growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?" Bob: "Dignan, look, I’m just not that good at this selling your self stuff, okay, so I’m just going to tell you the truth. I really want to be a part of this team, and I’m the only one with a car." Dignan: "That's good. That's good. Cause that hits me right here."
  6. "yes, elbow pads are gay. yes, i suck for actually being intimidated by him. blah blah blah. whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit." -iquit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This shit just made me laugh so loud and hard that I spit my soda on the monitor, and almost started crying, because i was repeating "wierd alien looking black dude who stole my shit" to my girlfriend and shes laughing because she knows exactly who he is. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
  7. Southpaw Grammar... POPGUNWAR COMES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE: Dignan: "Well, thank you for coming." Anthony: "It’s good seeing you." Dignan: "Did you bring that grappling hook." Bob: "Grappling hook?" Dignan: "Don’t worry about it. I think I may have found a way out of here." Anthony: "You’re kidding" Dignan: "No, I’m not." Anthony: "How?" Dignan: "Shhh! Wait for my instructions. When we go through the next gate, you will have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard." Anthony: "What?" Dignan: "30 seconds. Have the car running at the North West checkpoint. Bob and I are going to scale the barricade." Bob: "No, we’re not." Dignan: "And then we’re going to cut through to no man’s land, and Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won’t shoot civilians. Are you ready?" Bob: "Hold on, man." Anthony: "Wait a second, Dignan." Dignan: "Let’s go! Let’s go! Now! Now! Now! ... Isn’t funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I’m in jail."
  8. hahaha it's all good, i know what movie youre talking about though... i cant think of the name though... and you also reminded me... fuckkkkk i need some starbucks bad. :shook:
  9. Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "What?" Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "Thats Applejack, Kumar!"
  10. I did a "Whats Your Favorite Lines From The Big Lebowski," thread and it recieved rave reviews from bums and achievers alike... and although I LOVE The Big Lebowski, I still stand firm on the fact that "BOTTLEROCKET" is not only the funniest comedy ever written, it is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Dignan: "Don't worry about your future man, because I am THINKING..." Dignan: "How'd an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?" Bob Maplethorpe: "Whats that tape on your nose for?" Dignan: EXACTLY."
  11. Louie Lightfingers is a shoplifting based name. and it sounds mafia-ish like tony two times and johnny jitters... something like that i guess.
  12. my old names were dope: BruceWillis CoreyFame IwearPinkShirts PopGunWar ArrousedByRoboteens (wayyyy old) and i always enjoyed : THE DUDE PROFESSOR POOPATRONIC and SIXTEENVANDALS
  13. i love when the dude is checking all his messages on his answering machine like dancing around doing yoga on his newly acquired rug. hahaha
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