dr.testical

thats life. get over it.

DERKA DERKA DERKA

MHHMM 12OZ, PLAID SHORTS, AND MY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT MMMMMH

of course providence.

id choke her as i drilled her vagina, then id put a bunch of frank white in my hand and tell her " hey look" so as she turns her face i slap it in one of her eyes and then go back to poking it in her bum. than id steam poop on her chest, and make her sit in my basement with a bunch of dead things i collected for hours, and id give her a drink with crushed up e and and liquid g and lock her down there with a neighborhood sex offender

taking the cake once again.

that happens to me, its white foamy acid shit. and it doesnt help i work at l iqour store the morning after so i have to look at that shit.

boozed up, and on here with some naked chick sleeping side of me, ima stick it in her but for you.

yeah, my works getting a few cases of that in next month. best believe ill be buying one of the cases with 25 percent discount CHEA

thursday: over friday: 4 am eating cereal on porch adderall friend comes over liqour store poolside with multiple women drinking cheap vodka eating food geting paid getting niced saturday: work 845-4 drinking at 4:05 sunday: stop drinking 2am-5am throwing up on cops feet as they try to wake me up to apprehend me for being on private property going to jail for the things in my pockets monday: ive already got a shoelace taped in my throat so i can choke myself in the cell.

its called rape. that will scar her.

dont think your the first

BORING

birthday fun = getting beaten by your alcaholic father, becuase he found your hidden report card with all F's in the 5th grade. reason he hid it was becuase it was his birthday. but it couldnt of waited with the duke.

ID LICK COKE OFF THEM NIPLES ANY DAY

license atm card 4 40oc and ______, 5 of them

yep

bially maddison

illy really,

would of been better if they sacrificed someone out of the crowd. until that happens at a show, its never nuts

sniffing coke while getting your dick sucked by two girls in a penthouse suite downtown.

YOUR SO LATE ON THIS ONE OMG OMGGOMGO

YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS, ALL LIGHT BEERS ARE SHIT, FUCK ALL THAT LIGHTY ICE, SHIT, CORONA? YOU KIDDING ME, MEXICAN PISS,,,, HANDS DOWN .NEW CASTLE BROWN ALE, DOGFISH HEAD, BASS ALE, WACHUSSET BLUEBERRY, RED STRIPE. END OF DEMO

this thread blows