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a psychopath scenester girl and a male stalker

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by !!! SUB DUDE, Sep 21, 2004.

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    a psychopath scenester girl and a male stalker

    Discussion started by !!! SUB DUDE - Sep 21, 2004

    soooo theres this girl i met at the beginning of the semester, who is totally in love with me, but is a fucking head case, seriously (anorexic, neurotic, high strung, suicide attempts, HIGHLY claustrophobic yet somehow very clingy, insomniac, seems to be very bipolar maybe, you name it.) she's actually pretty hot in a weirdo myspace cunt type of way (bleached hair, raccoon eyes, a bit too skinny, YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT) but the only way i'd even ENTERTAIN the thought of getting in her pants is if she let me feed her an entire bottle of lithium first. the worst part about this is that she shows up EVERYWHERE i go. seriously, it's like at random moments, daily, she just ::pOOF:: appears out of nowhere and starts grabbing on me and telling me how she likes to pretend im gay because it turns her on (jesus christ) and any time one of her guy friends (usually some equally insane art school girl-boy "scene" as FUCK moron who probably wants to make sweet love to her with morrissey playing in the background) she introduces me as her boyfriend and literally scampers away, dragging me behind her. now NORMALLY i would be all over this but trust me this girl is OUT OF HER MIND CRAZY, like the type that would probably enjoy draining every last drop of my blood and sucking off my cadaver if i didn't buy her that ironic 50s homemaker dress or that pair of obscenely pointed pumps she's been creaming over. OH MY GOD.

    oh yeah and i have a stalker that is a MALE. a bona fide stalker who actually followed me into a restroom and casually tried get off on watching me take a shit. i will kill him. he will die. i will tell that story later maybe.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    d: I'm mad.
    m: I, know, you don't wanna hurt me
    m: so stop this madness before it starts
    m: revenge will only cause you regret
    m: so don't do it, don't it, don't you break two hearts
    d: you said you would never leave me
     
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    imported_dowmagik - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    in my limited personal experience ive found that nutty chicks are great lays. she is prolly rad in the sac, but if you fuck her you'll have to deal with her craziness more and might just make her even more insane/unstable. i vote that you dont hit it.

    lets hear about homie trying to sneak a peak in the bathroom, sounds like good stuff.
     
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    Re: Re: a psychopath scenester girl and a male stalker

    homo-erotic fantasies?
     
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    Man, if you really hated this treatment, you'd simply deal with it bluntly and that'd be that. It seems to me you secretly LOVE this situation you're in (i.e. spooky art girl all over you, bathroom stall stalker).

    Indulge some you twerp. Lemy of Motorhead once said "The only thing that I regret, i didn't take what I could get."
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    damn this thread is PGW.
     
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    seeking - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    i'm figuring you'll be able to get off one or two more of these insanely cliche threads before i finally tire of the bullshit and ban you again.
    not that i'm tailoring my actions to that timeline, i'm just thinking that's about all i can handle.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    test pattern - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    :lol: hahahhaahahahhahh. i liked this.
     
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    High Priest - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    You had a random guy try and beat off to you taking a shit? Hahahahahahahaha
     
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    dr.testical - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    maybe you look like an easy take advantageable poersoin
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    im pretty sure i will never click on one of this guys threads again.
     
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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Sep 21, 2004

    if shes on myspace, tell us the address.
     
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    im with lens. my roommate is the same way. he has a psycho stab you in the leg, hit you with a wooden sword, smash a bottle over your head (true stories), all while saying i love you i hate you at same time, girlfriend. he hates her. he loves her/it.
     
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