Mercer Posted April 23 Author Share Posted April 23 Word is the homies took him to Taco Bell right after. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: must've been agonizing cleaning/sterilizing that wound regularly for days/weeks after that.. The worst for road rash imo is when it drys, crusts over, gets itchy and every time you move it breaks the wound open again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 You ever had an itch on Uranus that a fart satisfied for you. This guys got weeks of satisfying flatulence ahead of him. Living the dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 No fart has ever satisfied my anus itch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 You must fart like a little woman. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 Little women that had that back door blown out so heavy it sounds like air brakes on an 18 wheeler? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Fist 666 said: You must fart like a little woman. plz keep my farts out yo mouth 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 zhuMPz8V9lhBZpW2.mp4 That's gotta hurt. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, LUGR said: plz keep my farts out yo mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 20 minutes ago, Mercer said: zhuMPz8V9lhBZpW2.mp4 2.42 MB · 0 downloads That's gotta hurt. Quote 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 hours ago, Mercer said: zhuMPz8V9lhBZpW2.mp4 2.42 MB · 0 downloads That's gotta hurt. yo that was mad sneaky…..nobody saw that coming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I legit am going into My work tomorrow morning to reclaim My Armani Collezioni leather jacket left in ute 006. Funnily enough, fucktarded cigarette smokers surrounded the ute from when I last remember seeing it, and the guy conveniently named "Butcher" I was supposed to be working with magically disappeared during the time I was on here. So if My jacket isn't there, I will be taking an olga knife and slitting My own throat in the office so that My blood flys on the managers faces as I am going to exit this fucked up workld full of thieves as I am not letting My final momento of the one time I faked being happy in My life be taken by worthless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I legit am going into My work tomorrow morning to reclaim My Armani Collezioni leather jacket left in ute 006. Funnily enough, fucktarded cigarette smokers surrounded the ute from when I last remember seeing it, and the guy conveniently named "Butcher" I was supposed to be working with magically disappeared during the time I was on here. So if My jacket isn't there, I will be taking an olga knife and slitting My own throat in the office so that My blood flys on the managers faces as I am going to exit this fucked up workld full of thieves as I am not letting My final momento of the one time I faked being happy in My life be taken by worthless cunts. That last part sounds like not a great idea and I hope you don’t follow through with it. Have you tried talking to the dude? Maybe it’s sitting in the lost and found waiting to be reclaimed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I went to work and it is closed due to Anzac day. I left it on the drivers seat of the ute I was driving, left to take a shit, and dont remember seeing it again and only when it cooled down at night did I even remember wearing it to work yesterday. Seriously though. I am just over existing at this point, and truly feel death is the answer to all life's problems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 4 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I went to work and it is closed due to Anzac day. I left it on the drivers seat of the ute I was driving, left to take a shit, and dont remember seeing it again and only when it cooled down at night did I even remember wearing it to work yesterday. Seriously though. I am just over existing at this point, and truly feel death is the answer to all life's problems. I wish you didn’t feel that way, but I understand that it’s not something you can just turn off. I have felt that way before too for years, the only way I was able to pull myself out of it was to stop using. Maybe that is relatable to you, maybe it isn’t. But I really hope you can find a way too pull yourself out without harming yourself. I really think you need a good shred on your guitar or a surf. Both have the power to do wonders for you mind, body and soul. Don’t stress about the jacket man, it’s just a material thing. Yeah, it sucks to get got for one of your nice things, but that sort of thing happens to us all at some point. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 14 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I legit am going into My work tomorrow morning to reclaim My Armani Collezioni leather jacket left in ute 006. Funnily enough, fucktarded cigarette smokers surrounded the ute from when I last remember seeing it, and the guy conveniently named "Butcher" I was supposed to be working with magically disappeared during the time I was on here. So if My jacket isn't there, I will be taking an olga knife and slitting My own throat in the office so that My blood flys on the managers faces as I am going to exit this fucked up workld full of thieves as I am not letting My final momento of the one time I faked being happy in My life be taken by worthless cunts. It's wild how this new generation of quack shrinks has an entire generation of normal ass kids convinced that they all have one mental disorder or another. And how they all believe it to a point that they're actually convincing all their normal ass friends that they also have this disorder or that. And so you now have an entire generation that thinks they need Xanax for their "anxiety disorder" because they're nervous on dates, or they need Zoloft for their BPD because they got into an argument with their parents and slammed a door. These quack shrinks are absolutely making a killing off duping otherwise normal kids into believing that they're mentally ill. That said, please take your meds, brother. You're not one of them. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 44 minutes ago, LUGR said: I really think you need a good shred on your guitar or a surf. Both have the power to do wonders for you mind, body and soul. Bombing did it for me when I was going through it. I took it out on the walls. But yeah, we all need our hobbies or passions to keep us sane whatever they may be. Some people really do need to take their meds though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, LUGR said: I wish you didn’t feel that way, but I understand that it’s not something you can just turn off. I have felt that way before too for years, the only way I was able to pull myself out of it was to stop using. Maybe that is relatable to you, maybe it isn’t. But I really hope you can find a way too pull yourself out without harming yourself. I really think you need a good shred on your guitar or a surf. Both have the power to do wonders for you mind, body and soul. Don’t stress about the jacket man, it’s just a material thing. Yeah, it sucks to get got for one of your nice things, but that sort of thing happens to us all at some point. I am completely sober and feel this way. All My money is to be used towards getting My van (and thus My sirfboard) to be able to drive to the beach without the cooling system exploding. I am just going to go to the shopping complex to get the security footage and figure out whoever removed My jacket. I might even just stealth kill whoever took it and get a free holiday on the taxpayer in a padded room for the rest of My life. 2 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: It's wild how this new generation of quack shrinks has an entire generation of normal ass kids convinced that they all have one mental disorder or another. And how they all believe it to a point that they're actually convincing all their normal ass friends that they also have this disorder or that. And so you now have an entire generation that thinks they need Xanax for their "anxiety disorder" because they're nervous on dates, or they need Zoloft for their BPD because they got into an argument with their parents and slammed a door. These quack shrinks are absolutely making a killing off duping otherwise normal kids into believing that they're mentally ill. That said, please take your meds, brother. You're not one of them. I was diagnosed with ADHD 20 years ago and was an adult already. As for the rest of your point, I agree, but I seriously this world just depresses Me as there is no end to the trust violations to which I have to tolerate and I can't be bothered allowing anyone else any ability to fuck Me over in any way, be it robbing Me of things or breaking their word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 4/23/2024 at 10:24 AM, Mercer said: z85Zs4niUpw3epnC.mp4 942.93 kB · 0 downloads Get this thread back on track though, this is why I will never ride motorbikes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I fucked around and clicked that kia boys video, now I am going to find out that google is watching when I go to youtube and all my recomendations are out of whack. Like dude, you watch one cooking in a revealing blouse video and its over. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 That's a 40+min video on kids in the buttcrack of Connecticut. How long you have to watch that until the finding out part occurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 25 Author Share Posted April 25 The fucking around part is buying a fucking Kia. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 The finding out part is owning a Kia 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 8 hours ago, morton said: I fucked around and clicked that kia boys video, now I am going to find out that google is watching when I go to youtube and all my recomendations are out of whack. Like dude, you watch one cooking in a revealing blouse video and its over. Ain't that the truth, the new Youtube algorithm is fucking trash! Youtube used to know me so well, I used to just go on there and it'd have a plethora of videos to choose from. Then 6 months or so ago it completely switched up and started zeroing in on one or two topics., and completely forgot about all the other shit I was into. I watch one police chase video and now it's nothing but cop videos, then I watch one Vietnam vet tell his story and it's nothing but war vet interviews. SMFH, whoever's call it was to trash the old algorith and replace it with this new one needs to be fired and blacklisted. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 My YT feed is the same, polluted with nothing but the things I have watched in the past week, but it probably doesn't help that I removed all My subscriptions "As I subscribe to no Man or Woman's thoughts but My own". Given the YT podcasts and such I was consuming is mostly people just giving their opinions on whatever topic, I would rather form My own on the people whose boss I technically am given I am paying them with every click as a YT premium member. Because last I checked, a boss is the person paying their staff, and as all Youtubers are mostly greedy cunts whom collectively have never given Me a single cent, I have shifted the power dynamic of "truth" back in My favour. Plus I paid the fee to download stuff when I was assigned to country works recently and was outside network range. On a brighter note I found My jacket this morning, where it had been moved by someone other than Myself , yet at least it was found so crisis averted. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 5 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: On a brighter note I found My jacket this morning, where it had been moved by someone other than Myself , yet at least it was found so crisis averted. I've had this happen on jobsites before too. Some other trade needs to get to a spot and just moves everything out their way and my jacket that was on a pallet ends up on the other side of the building still ontop of that same pallet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 On 4/25/2024 at 2:00 PM, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Ain't that the truth, the new Youtube algorithm is fucking trash! Youtube used to know me so well, I used to just go on there and it'd have a plethora of videos to choose from. Then 6 months or so ago it completely switched up and started zeroing in on one or two topics., and completely forgot about all the other shit I was into. I watch one police chase video and now it's nothing but cop videos, then I watch one Vietnam vet tell his story and it's nothing but war vet interviews. SMFH, whoever's call it was to trash the old algorith and replace it with this new one needs to be fired and blacklisted. instagram's is scary. the other night I'm hanging out with friends and one of them had been dating someone for like 2 years and then I start getting engagement ring ads because i was in proximity to them. no more surprises out there. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 26 Author Share Posted April 26 The other day I stopped scrolling and rewatched a video of a latin chick in the thicc thread and right after @misteravensent me a DM personally suggesting a specific brand of beans & rice. Shit's weird. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 13 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: hell yeah @Mauler5150 got his jacket back 🔙 nice way to start the weekend! Thanks man. Was a good start to the weekend no doubt, although it seems I have a 5 day weekend and based on only working 2 days last week, I am pretty much financially fuxked, Whilst I am content to live on beans and bananas, I view doing so only ends up making Me more appetising for Covid jabbed vampire dogs to feast on. With this said, I understand the reason I am in such a predicament is a result of My wife's jealousy, so I decided to clean some trash from Scarborough beach today as My way of doing something positive after My jacket appeared. And given the literal thousands of cigarette butts I saw littering the beach and the gardens around it, I decided to procure a few for some warlockracy, and funnily enough, upon entering the toilet at Innaloo shopping centre, someone had left a shit attached to the bowl so I got the butts I collected and arranged them so that whoever fucked up and polluted My beach is likely to be the recipient of a mouthful of someone's elses shit. I think such a "reciept" (to use wrestling slang) would see such a person discover the result of their fucking around and sucking brown cancerous shitty smoke from a butt only to find out with a mouthful of literal shit instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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