Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Seriously, I'm old, and should be physically limited to just 2 nuts per day max rocking these old man balls. Thing is, I've been hitting higher numbers than that consistently for the last week. Please pray for my wife, IDK how much longer she can hold this pace. Thing is, as the sole bread earner, I refuse to jerk off. Anyone else fucking their way through this pandemic? 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Commented on this in the COVID19 thread. Man/woman bored at home = fucking. I predict we're going to see some Coronavirus babies in 9 months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Good to see your name. Was worried about ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, One Man Banned said: Commented on this in the COVID19 thread. Man/woman bored at home = fucking. I predict we're going to see some Coronavirus babies in 9 months. Quarentennials, an entire generation of home schooled children who will have to somehow outdo fidget spinners, the most important millennial contribution. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, abrasivesaint said: Good to see your name. Was worried about ya. Busy moving, as some of you may know I was trying to escape NYC before the pending collapse. Packed all my shit from my garage/apartment/etc. into a uhaul and drove 3 days straight 4 weeks ago on Monday. Got to the new spot and started a full time job, no internet until last week, it's been a wild ride but so glad I made it. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abrasivesaint Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, Mercer said: Busy moving, as some of you may know I was trying to escape NYC before the pending collapse. Packed all my shit from my garage/apartment/etc. into a uhaul and drove 3 days straight 4 weeks ago on Monday. Got to the new spot and started a full time job, no internet until last week, it's been a wild ride but so glad I made it. Right on. Glad you made it. So this was a permanent move and not the get the fuck outta dodge type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 Also, couldn't fit my bed on the truck, so I got a new mattress, the new mattress might be responsible for some of this spike in sexual activity. I'm not even joking, I'm really trying to fuck my way through this apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, abrasivesaint said: Right on. Glad you made it. So this was a permanent move and not the get the fuck outta dodge type? Permanent, never moving back under any circumstances. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 This is me getting the fuck out of NYC (in the background) in a uhaul on Wednesday Feb 19th 2020. My wife sat in the middle and my dog got shogun for the entire trip. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Congrats on the move/job. You seemed pretty committed to NYC from your prior posts, enough that I thought you should probably be committed. There's a few of us on here now who did the NYC thing and GTFO. Slightly cringed at you posting your face. Not sure if that's my paranoia with personal info or if it was your face that didi it 😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Quarrentenials, lol. Copyright that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Congrats on the move/job. You seemed pretty committed to NYC from your prior posts, enough that I thought you should probably be committed. There's a few of us on here now who did the NYC thing and GTFO. Slightly cringed at you posting your face. Not sure if that's my paranoia with personal info or if it was your face that didi it 😉 15 years in NYC man I loved it, sad to see it going down like this still have a few friends I consider family there. Also, not worried about personal info in the slightest. half of these people on here know me, my real name IRL and have my phone number, not a big deal. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Where did you go to if you don't mind saying @Mercer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 @Dirty_habiT Denver, lived here between 1998-2005 before moving to NYC 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, Mercer said: @Dirty_habiT Denver, lived here between 1998-2005 before moving to NYC Fuck yeah. Love that place. Was thinking of buying myself a trip there on one of these $50 flights but now i dont know, ha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Same but different congrats on the move. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Heard Denver is a mad house right now due to the plague... Fake news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 @misteraven From talking to my brother it is definitely more stupid than what I've been seeing in NC, but the last 24 hours seem to have accelerated to full moron panic mode nationwide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty_habiT Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 There was no ground beef available at the grocery store when we got our order this morning. They had most everything else we put on the list. One sign that shit isn't normal is that you can normally sign up for a time slot to pick up groceries on the same day but today after we got our groceries we put in another order at the other store up the street. The one we got groceries from this morning's next time slot was next Sunday, and the one up the street can get us in on Thursday. Of course we could go in the store and get stuff too but.... fuck that right now. I don't want to be around people. @Mercer- I only went to Denver once when the shops in CoSprings were closed one year when we were up there for Pikes Peak Hill Climb Rally. I've got tickets in for the end of June so if you and the fam love to camp you could join us. They only allow camping on Pikes Peak 1 day out of the year.... and they also have the electric cars racing. You love electric cars. 😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I've got a bunch of friends that live in Denver. Next vacation I plan on doing a road trip in my Jeep to visit them. I heard it's a great place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 I swear I didn't even hoard anything except for a 4 month supply of grain free dog food for my little dog poop factory. I was offended other people aren't hoarding dog food, selfish motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schnitzel Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 asian Rub N Tug joints in Australia probably a bit quiet at the moment... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Dirty_habiT said: There was no ground beef available at the grocery store when we got our order this morning. They had most everything else we put on the list. One sign that shit isn't normal is that you can normally sign up for a time slot to pick up groceries on the same day but today after we got our groceries we put in another order at the other store up the street. The one we got groceries from this morning's next time slot was next Sunday, and the one up the street can get us in on Thursday. Of course we could go in the store and get stuff too but.... fuck that right now. I don't want to be around people. @Mercer- I only went to Denver once when the shops in CoSprings were closed one year when we were up there for Pikes Peak Hill Climb Rally. I've got tickets in for the end of June so if you and the fam love to camp you could join us. They only allow camping on Pikes Peak 1 day out of the year.... and they also have the electric cars racing. You love electric cars. 😄 Might do that, it actually sounds dope. Not sure if an electric car race would be fun to watch unless they mounted real V8's on top of the cars and ran them during the race for the sound/smell effect. I'm seriously thinking about the Model Y tho if we make it through this bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: asian Rub N Tug joints in Australia probably a bit quiet at the moment... I really doubt it. All this tension, all these pent up emotions. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty_habiT Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 hours ago, ~KRYLON2~ said: I've got a bunch of friends that live in Denver. Next vacation I plan on doing a road trip in my Jeep to visit them. I heard it's a great place. Definitely take the day trip to the summit of pikes peak. You'll come back and tell me thank you for suggesting it if you do. Ever since I first went I knew I'd be coming back for the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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